Yu Huan woke up, the marriage registration was completed, and all that was left was to hold the wedding ceremony.
In fact, Ruan Qiuping felt that the wedding should be done early to save trouble, and should be held as soon as possible, but the God of Ceremony was standing in front of the auspicious sign and dithering, saying that the past few days were all bad days for marriage. No matter how fast or slow the calculation was, the next suitable day for marriage was actually two months later.
Ruan Qiuping curled his lips and complained to Yu Huan: "You are already a lucky god, what kind of auspicious day do you need? Besides, didn't our mortal wedding take only two hours to prepare and was held today? Why does a private wedding take so long? If it were you, I would just hold it tomorrow..."
Yu Huan turned and smiled at Ruan Qiuping, his eyes filled with tenderness: "Ruan Ruan is right."
"Tomorrow is really bad!" said the God of Rites in a hurry. "It will rain heavily tomorrow. Do you want the guests to attend the wedding in the rain? Not all gods can perform the water-avoiding technique effortlessly."
"What about the back?" Ruan Qiuping asked.
"It's not going to be that soon. Jishen's father has already scheduled a trip to the underworld... It's not good to have parents not present at the wedding."
"What about the eldest daughter?"
"The eldest queen seems to have a problem. My cousin Ji Shen wants to hold a wedding of a moderate size. Isn't this a conflict?"
According to calculations, the wedding is scheduled for five days later.
"The queen is going to attend your cousin's wedding. Do you want to go?" Ruan Qiuping asked as he walked forward.
Yu Huan: "It should be unnecessary. Although he is my cousin, he is actually a relative beyond the fifth degree of mourning. Besides, this is his second marriage, and the wedding will be small. I don't need to join in the fun."
Ruan Qiuping: "Your cousin is married for the second time, so his ex-wife..."
Yu Huan: "His ex-wife was a little demon in human form. They were very much in love, but my cousin's wife died when she was going through the tribulation and ascending to heaven."
Ruan Qiuping: "Then...how many years has your cousin's wife been gone?"
"Only two months." Yu Huan said.
"Two months..." Ruan Qiuping sighed, "I hope all widows and widowers in the world can be as positive as your cousin, and get out of grief in one or two months and embrace life."
Yu Huan looked at Ruan Qiuping and said with a smile: "Ruan Ruan's ability to satirize people seems to have improved a lot."
Ruan Qiuping blinked: "I'm not being sarcastic, I'm being serious. I even think two months is too long. If I die, I hope you can find happiness the next day."
Yu Huan stretched out his finger and pressed it against Ruan Qiuping's forehead, pushing his head back. Yu Huan smiled and said, "You are just talking nonsense. Don't say that again. Ruan Ruan will not die."
Ruan Qiuping smiled and shook Yu Huan's hand: "Well, I'm talking nonsense. Not only will I not die, I will live for tens of thousands of years, hundreds of thousands of years, until the two of us become a pair of old immortals, so old that we are embarrassed to maintain our youthful looks in front of the younger generations, so old that others point at our backs and say that we are almost old stones. Why don't we get tired of each other? Why don't we separate? Why are we always so close!"
Yu Huan smiled with his eyes bent. He looked very handsome when he smiled. There was no trace of worry or sadness in his eyes. It was as if his whole body was bathed in sunshine.
… Yu Huan is very happy now.
Looking at the smile on Yu Huan's face, Ruan Qiuping felt as if her heart was placed on a swing, swinging lightly, and she was so happy that her steps became lighter.
The two were almost inseparable and loved each other very much. Although the wedding was not held until five days later, Ruan Qiuping and Yu Huan had already entered into the marriage register, so they did not need to strictly abide by those red tape. On the penultimate day of the wedding, the two moved all their belongings into the empty Jishen Mansion in advance.
Yu Huan glanced at the things Ruan Qiuping had moved out: "Why is there so little stuff, Ruan Ruan? Didn't you move all of it?"
"After moving, there aren't many things left." Ruan Qiuping said, "and there's nothing important here. The only important thing is this Qiankun box."
"What's in the box?" Yu Huan asked.
Ruan Qiuping said: "It is a record of my good deeds and my precious book."
"Good things recorded?"
Ruan Qiuping's ears turned red. He hugged the box tightly and said, "You can't read the good news record because it's like my diary."
"Okay, I won't watch it. Ruan Ruan might say bad things about me in there. If I watch it, I might be sad." Yu Huan said deliberately.
"I didn't say anything bad about you!" Ruan Qiuping opened his eyes wide and hurriedly explained, "The records there are all good things, how could I say anything bad about you? If you really want to see it... just look at it!"
After saying that, Ruan Qiuping opened the Qiankun box, revealing a mountain of books and boxes inside. Ruan Qiuping glanced at the books, with a look of determination on his face: "Look!"
But when Yu Huanzhen stretched out his hand, Ruan Qiuping's heart started pounding again.
It’s not that he doesn’t want Yu Huan to read these records of good things, it’s just… it’s just that he wrote everything in his note, even things like “Yu Huan only bothered him once last night, so I slept very well”. If Yu Huan saw everything, wouldn’t he be so embarrassed
Ruan Qiuping suddenly regretted agreeing to let Yu Huan see it.
Just when Ruan Qiuping was about to go back on his word and say that he was not allowed to read it, Yu Huan turned his hand, picked up a book beside him, and smiled and shook it at Ruan Qiuping: "Is this "Fantasy Between Immortals and Mortals" your destiny?"
Ruan Qiuping breathed a sigh of relief: "Don't you want to see my good deeds record?"
Yu Huan gave him a meaningful look: "Didn't Ruan Ruan want me to see it?"
Ruan Qiuping touched his nose, closed the lid of the Qiankun box, and said with a smile: "You can read my words at will, read them at will... But haven't you read this before?"
"I read it more than ten years ago, and I can't remember the plot, but why does this book look so shabby?"
Ruan Qiuping sighed, "Because I keep flipping through it, I have reread it many times. Oh, what a miscalculation. I should have bought two copies when I bought it, and kept the other one. Now the book is out of print and can't be bought anywhere."
"My Lord, the Yu Mansion has sent a list of guests who would like to attend the wedding banquet. Please take a look and select them." The fairy servant knocked on the door and shouted outside.
Yu Huan put down the book in his hand and said to Ruan Qiuping, "I'm going to go out for a while."
After Yu Huan left, Ruan Qiuping quickly opened the box, took out the one with inappropriate remarks and records of good deeds, and hid it well.
After doing all this, he ran out of the house: "What list is that? Let me take a look."
"This is the guest list of people who wrote visiting cards without being invited and want to attend the wedding banquet." Yu Huan handed it to Ruan Qiuping, "In fact, I don't know most of the people here, but a wedding is a big happy event after all. Since they wrote visiting cards, there is no reason to stop them from coming."
"Then why did you cross out so many people?" Ruan Qiuping pointed at two names on the list. "For example, these two, Guo Jing and Guo Ying, sound like two girls. Did they offend you?"
"It can't be called an offense." Yu Huan frowned, "It's just that these two people confessed to me decades ago, and I rejected them. But they were a bit difficult to deal with, and they were quite patient and perseverant. They didn't stop harassing me until their father sent them to practice. I deleted their names because I was afraid that they would cause trouble at the wedding."
Ruan Qiuping nodded: "It's not good to keep pestering them. Don't let them come. What about the others that were crossed out? Have they all pestered you?"
Yu Huan's fingertips traced over a dozen names: "That's not the case. The remaining female fairies never bothered me after I rejected them."
Ruan Qiuping waved his hand and restored the remaining dozen or so names that had been crossed out: "If we had never gotten involved, then it's fine."
Yu Huan: "What is Ruan Ruan doing? Do you want them to come to the wedding?"
"It's more fun with more people." Ruan Qiuping put her arm around Yu Huan's shoulders and kissed him on the cheek, saying with great joy, "And when they get to the wedding, they'll understand that there's a sign on the auspicious altar that says, 'This girl has someone else. No one is allowed to approach.' After they see the sign, they can give up completely."
The smile on Yu Huan's face became even more intense. He pulled Ruan Qiuping and walked back into the house, closing the door.
“… it’s still on.”
"It's almost dark."
As soon as Yu Huan finished speaking, clouds covered the setting sun and the sky suddenly darkened.
One day before the wedding.
Ruan Qiuping was called to the courtyard by Yue Lao again.
"I can't accompany you today." Ruan Qiuping said with a little disappointment, "I took too many days off and lost too many points. This afternoon is the midterm examination of the marriage major. Yue Lao asked me to help set up the examination site, saying that if I do well, I can get an extra point."
"Ruan Ruan, come on." Yu Huan said with a smile, "I have something to do today."
"What's going on?"
"Secret."
Yu Huan wanted to do this today not for anything else, but just to keep Ruan Qiuping's life.
He heard Ruan Ruan say yesterday that he had almost torn those two copies of his life-threatening words through her, and he even said that he regretted not buying two more to keep.
So when Yu Huan took over the list from the fairy servant yesterday, he also instructed the fairy servant to help him find out if there was any place that could sell those two words.
Yu Huan first went to Trade Lin's bookstore, and then found the owner of a printing house. After several twists and turns, he learned that the two words had been printed over a hundred copies at the time, but sales were not good. Only a dozen copies were sold and they could not be sold anymore. They thought they would have to be piled up in the warehouse, but they did not expect that a mysterious man would come after a few days and buy up all the remaining goods. Now there is nothing left on the market.
If you really want to find it, I think only the original author of this book still has three or five copies.
Among these two stories, the author of "A Romance between a Fairy and a Mortal" is Feng You.
The author of "Me and My Demon Master" is a heartless and miserable Mo Moji.
The amazing thing is, these two pseudonyms represent the same person.
It's not unfamiliar.
It was Yue Xin, the only little fairy girl in Jing Ziming's Immortal Mansion.
The fairy who had a cold and expressionless face suddenly softened when she heard that she had a loyal fan for more than ten years who wanted to buy two books for her collection. She immediately took out two brand new books from the box and asked Yu Huan enthusiastically if he wanted any peripheral products.
"What surroundings?"
"I made my own merchandise." Yue Xin began to rummage through boxes again. "It even has classic quotes on it. My fans will definitely like it!"
The so-called surroundings are a few bookmarks, with a sentence printed on the back of each bookmark.
The bookmark on the top of the wall read: "There is a sign on his head now. It says, 'This girl has someone else. Don't go near her.'"
Yu Huan felt that this sentence sounded very familiar.
Thinking about it, it seemed like Ruan Qiuping had said this to him just yesterday.
Yu Huan picked up the second bookmark, which read: "From now on, whenever someone approaches you and wants to talk to you, you should show him your ring. From now on, no one will dare to covet me."
Yu Huan silently read this sentence twice.
I feel this sentence is extremely familiar.
It was almost the same as what Ruan Qiuping had said to him in the coffee shop.
"What's wrong? Is there something wrong with this bookmark?" Yue Xin asked.
"No problem, but..." Yu Huan raised his head and said, "There is one thing I want to ask."
"What's up?"
"I want to dedicate all the beautiful scenery I have seen in my life to you... Is this sentence from this book?"
"That's not the case."
Yu Huan breathed a sigh of relief.
Yue Xin immediately said, "It's in the love poems in the appendix."
Yu Huan: “…”
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing." Yu Huan put the book and its surroundings neatly into the Qiankun bag, smiled gently and said, "It just happens that I can find someone to hold accountable."
All the love words are copied from books.
But there must be severe punishment.
There must be severe punishment.
Punish severely and cruelly.
Yu Huan gritted his teeth.
Ruan Qiuping said that he was setting up the examination room at Duanqing Mountain.
On his way to find Ruan Qiuping, Yu Huan almost ran into Guo Jing and Guo Ying. In order to avoid being entangled and wasting time, Yu Huan hid himself for the time being.
When Yu Huan found Ruan Qiuping, Ruan Qiuping was placing a screen on Duanqing Mountain with Yue Lao.
"What a hassle." Yue Lao yelled, "Students are so troublesome nowadays. I let them touch a love fruit, and they complain about privacy invasion. At most, I can only let the invigilator know the result. I am so exhausted protecting their shitty privacy..."
Yu Huan was just about to lift the cloak and walk over, but he saw Ruan Qiuping squatting down and gently touching a rock with his right hand.
The wind blew over and blew on people's faces, making them feel a little cold.
The snow on the mountain has melted away, revealing the barren and yellow soil.
The area around the rock was clean and spotless, without a single love fruit tree.
Ruan Qiuping laughed at himself: "I think what my friends said is right. If it were me, I would not want others to know the result."
Yu Huan paused for a moment.
Yue Lao glanced at him and said, "You are so weird. I told you long ago that you have no feelings, but you still insisted on marrying the God of Fortune. It's fine to get married, after all, it's a marriage stone, but you still want to pretend to be a loving couple. What are you trying to do?"
Finally a screen was put in place.
Ruan Qiuping lay flat on the cold rock and said softly, "I hope Tu Yuhuan will achieve all his wishes and be happy and healthy."
Ruan Qiuping looked up at the sun and felt it was a bit dazzling, so he covered most of his eyes with his hands. The glaring sunlight leaked through his fingers. He said in a dazed voice: "Actually... I often have a dream."
"What dream?"
"In my dream, Yu Huan married a beautiful wife, had many children, and lived happily forever. I was a bystander, watching from the sidelines, and I felt very happy... But why did he... why did he fall in love with me?"
"Maybe it's because he just happened to run into you in the mortal world. As an immortal who came down to the mortal world to experience hardships, it's easy to be moved. Yu Huan just came back and drank the Love Soup not long ago. His love is so strong. It will probably take some time for him to become the second Jing Ziming." Yue Lao said lazily.
"I hope that day can come sooner." Ruan Qiuping said with a smile, "I heard that several girls who once pursued Yu Huan will come to my wedding with Yu Huan... But is it too early for me to help him find a wife now?"
"—Ruan Ruan is truly a great saint."
At this moment, a cold voice suddenly cut through the air and rang out abruptly.
Yu Huan walked out of the silent air. He looked into Ruan Qiuping's eyes and said in a voice so cold it could freeze:
"But it's not your turn to look for my wife."
Ruan Qiuping's face turned pale instantly.