I was clearly shocked when I watched the film, as if I had just learned that two men could do that kind of thing together, but less than two hours later, she said she was gay - who would believe it?!
Yu Huan covered the back of his head and shouted angrily at Ruan Qiuping: "Ruan Qiuping!"
"What's wrong!" Ruan Qiuping shouted louder than him.
Yu Huan's chest was heaving with anger. He stared at Ruan Qiuping with his eyes turning red.
Ruan Qiuping felt a little scared by his glare, and immediately lowered his voice: "What's wrong..."
Yu Huan looked at Ruan Qiuping with red eyes again, then he stood up, picked up the coat at hand, turned around and left.
Ruan Qiuping: “…”
Ruan Qiuping also stood up and packed up the remaining things, and said to the two girls opposite: "I'm sorry, my child is in the rebellious stage of adolescence. I also had that many years ago... I'm sorry to make you laugh. This table has been paid, you can continue eating."
After saying that, Ruan Qiuping picked up his things and ran over to chase Yu Huan.
Yu Huan relied on his long legs to walk very fast. When Ruan Qiuping ran out, Yu Huan had already reached the end of the street.
"Yu Huan!" Ruan Qiuping called out Yu Huan's name.
He didn’t know if it was an illusion, but Ruan Qiuping always felt that Yu Huan walked a little faster after he called Yu Huan’s name.
What on earth is Xiao Yuhuan doing
Ruan Qiuping sighed and ran towards Yu Huan.
But after running a few steps, he found that his shoelaces were untied. Ruan Qiuping frowned. There were many people here. If he stopped to tie his shoelaces, he might lose Xiao Yuhuan as soon as he looked up. But if he didn't tie his shoelaces, he didn't know if he could escape the curse that he would fall down once his shoelaces were untied...
Just as Ruan Qiuping was stunned, a small ball suddenly rolled to the middle of the road.
Ruan Qiuping stared at the ball, his heart alarmed: Ah! Could this be the legendary ball of doom that will definitely bring about a car accident? !
The owner of the electric car who was about to drive over obviously also saw this scene, and also saw the child stepping forward to pick up the ball.
Her heart tightened, she hurriedly pressed the emergency brake and subconsciously changed direction -
"bump!"
The electric bike suddenly hit another motorcycle parked on the side of the road. Ruan Qiuping was relatively close to the motorcycle. He was afraid that the motorcycle would hit him, so he hurriedly dodged backwards. Unexpectedly, as soon as he moved, he was tripped by his shoelaces and fell to the ground. The next second, the motorcycle that was hit by the electric bike hit Ruan Qiuping's legs hard!
Ruan Qiuping: “…”
The owner of the car that caused the accident screamed, and the child holding the ball began to cry. Ruan Qiuping silently looked up at the sky and sighed deeply.
Look, the world where only the God of Bad Luck can get hurt is complete.
However, this accident did not only bring bad things. For example, Yu Huan, who was almost lost just now, pushed through the crowd and walked over.
Yu Huan felt angry and distressed when he saw Ruan Qiuping, who was knocked down by a motorcycle but still stretched out his arms and greeted him with a bright face.
After sending away the girl who caused the accident and was crying and apologizing repeatedly, Ruan Qiuping breathed a sigh of relief.
"You are quite magnanimous and don't blame others at all." Yu Huan said coldly.
“Who should I blame? The passerby who knocked the kid’s ball away, the kid who picked up the ball, the girl on the electric bike, the motorcyclist who parked illegally… There are so many people, it’s too much trouble for me to blame them one by one, it’s easier to blame my own bad luck… Oh, it’s also possible that my shoelaces came undone, but I have a curse that I will fall down 100% of the time if my shoelaces come undone…” Suddenly, Ruan Qiuping thought of something else. He turned to look at Yu Huan and said, “Maybe these accidents happened because of me. Because I appeared here, the luck of this place has been ruined, so accidents happened here.”
"What does it have to do with you?!" Yu Huan frowned and said angrily.
Ruan Qiuping didn't say anything, just grinned.
Yu Huan took a deep breath, stared at Ruan Qiuping's bloody wound, and asked, "Are you really not going to the hospital?"
"No need, I know my own body well." Ruan Qiuping reached out to take the bag of newly purchased medical supplies in Yu Huan's hand.
Yu Huan dodged his hand, squatted in front of Ruan Qiuping, took out alcohol and cotton swabs: "I'll do it."
"No." Ruan Qiuping moved his legs away and said, "I can do it myself. If you touch my blood, you will become unfortunate."
Yu Huan pursed his lips and said nothing.
Ruan Qiuping snatched the things from Yu Huan's hand and said, "I will be sad if you become unhappy because of me."
Ruan Qiuping held a cotton swab and alcohol in his hand, but did not immediately treat his wound.
His blood not only represents misfortune, it even has the property of corroding everything. Once these cotton swabs and gauze touch it, they will probably be burned to ashes immediately, but this must not be seen by Yu Huan.
Ruan Qiuping blinked, reached out and touched his throat, and said, "I'm so thirsty..."
"I'll go get you some water."
Ruan Qiuping heaved a sigh of relief after Yu Huan left. He used magic to treat his wounds and blood, and then symbolically bandaged them with gauze.
The sky gradually darkened, and Ruan Qiuping supported Yu Huan and walked towards home.
Although Ruan Qiuping used magic to treat the wound, his magic power in the human world could only stop the bleeding and there was no way to completely heal it.
Therefore, he still walked with a limp and looked very tired.
Yu Huan let go of Ruan Qiuping's hand and squatted in front of Ruan Qiuping: "I'll carry you."
Ruan Qiuping hesitated for only a moment before lying on Yu Huan's back.
He’s your own child, why be polite to him
It was the first time for Ruan Qiuping to be carried by someone. Both of her feet were suspended in the air, and she didn't have to use any strength at all. This feeling was very wonderful. Ruan Qiuping hugged Yu Huan's neck and shook her legs in the air.
"Don't move." Yu Huan said.
Ruan Qiuping stopped what he was doing, hugged Yu Huan's neck obediently, and asked, "Is it heavy?"
"fine."
Ruan Qiuping turned his head to look at Yu Huan's profile and asked again, "Are you still angry?"
Yu Huan didn't say anything.
…seems to still be angry.
Ruan Qiuping lay on Yu Huan's back and whispered, "I was wrong this time, I'm sorry... I didn't respect your opinion and wanted to introduce you to someone, so you acted on impulse and said that kind of thing just to get angry with me..."
Ruan Qiuping paused for a moment and continued, "But you are quite good at applying what you have learned. You applied what you just learned from the film to yourself. But this excuse is too fake. It sounds like nonsense. Not to mention me, even those two female classmates would not believe it at all... But classmate Ouyang must be very sad. After all, you did not hesitate to make up such a lie to reject her. The little girl must feel that her self-esteem is very frustrated. Remember to apologize to her when you have the chance in the future... Xiao Yuhuan, why don't you say anything?"
Yu Huan didn't know what to say.
The words he said in the box at that time were indeed impulsive, and were also meant to oppose Ruan Qiuping and to be angry with Ruan Qiuping, but there was no lie in them.
After saying that, not only the three people were frightened, but Yu Huan himself was also shocked. He was just pretending to be calm.
He left the box because he was angry that Ruan Ruan didn't believe what he said, and also because he didn't know how to face Ruan Ruan.
"...Xiao Yuhuan?" Ruan Qiuping asked tentatively, "Are you not talking to me because you are still angry with me?"
Yu Huan was silent for a while, then said, "Because I'm carrying you on my back, it's very difficult for me to speak."
"Then I'll come down."
"No need." Yu Huan carried Ruan Qiuping tighter.
"There's a taxi!" Ruan Qiuping pointed at a taxi not far away and said, "Put me down and let's take a taxi."
Yu Huan paused for a moment, then continued walking forward carrying Ruan Qiuping on his back.
“…Taking a taxi is not conducive to energy conservation and emission reduction.” Yu Huan said.
The apartment where Yu Huan lives is not big. It is a single-bedroom apartment with only one bed.
Fortunately, this bed is very big. Ruan Qiuping slept on it with Xiao Yuhuan every time he came here before, and he didn’t feel crowded at all.
But today, Ruan Qiuping rolled around on the bed for a long time out of boredom, and Yu Huan didn't come in to sleep.
Ruan Qiuping got out of bed and wanted to see what Yu Huan was doing.
But when he opened the door, he found that the lights in the living room had been turned off, and Yu Huan was lying alone on the dark sofa, seemingly asleep.
Ruan Qiuping was stunned for a moment.
Yu Huan was lying on the sofa with his back to him, just like the countless indifferent figures with their backs to him that Ruan Qiuping had seen before.
Ruan Qiuping originally thought that since Yu Huan was already asleep, he should not disturb Yu Huan anymore and could talk about it tomorrow.
But his feet were fixed in place and he couldn't turn around.
Ruan Qiuping finally walked in front of Yu Huan.
Yu Huan had not fallen asleep to begin with, and when he heard footsteps, he opened his eyes.
There was no light in the living room, and the dim light from the bedroom shone over.
Ruan Qiuping stood in front of him blankly, his eyes somewhat hesitant and confused.
Ruan Qiuping just looked at him, with a light flashing in his clear eyes, and said carefully:
"Yu Huan, you can be angry with me, but please don't ignore me..."
There were clearly no tears in Ruan Qiuping's eyes, but Yu Huan felt that at this moment, he was about to cry.
Yu Huan sat up from the sofa, seeming a little overwhelmed, and his voice softened involuntarily: "I'm not mad at you, I just... just have something to think about."
Yu Huan looked at Ruan Qiuping and sighed softly in his heart.
He stood up, took Ruan Qiuping's hand, and said softly, "Let's go, let's go to bed."
"Ruan Ruan." Yu Huan suddenly scratched his chest, looking a little confused, "Why do I feel a little uncomfortable... Does this blessed red thread have any special function..."
Ruan Qiuping's heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly asked, "Where do you feel uncomfortable?"
Yu Huan blinked: "I feel uncomfortable everywhere... What on earth will this red line do to people?"
Ruan Qiuping immediately became a little uneasy. He didn't know how to explain to Yu Huan, and finally said haltingly: "This... This is a blessed marriage thread. I'm not sure about the details, but I heard that two people entangled by this thread will develop strange feelings for each other..."
"What strange feelings?"
Ruan Qiuping suddenly remembered the movie that he and Yu Huan watched by mistake when they came to the mortal world yesterday.
Suddenly, he stuttered even more: "... love between men... love between men and women."
Yu Huan leaned closer, his long eyelashes fluttered slightly, his eyes were clear and bright, innocent and naive: "Does Ruan Ruan also have such feelings for me?"
Ruan Qiuping almost felt that Yu Huan's eyelashes were about to brush against his cheek. He held his breath involuntarily, leaned back a little, and said, "I... I didn't, I'm immune to this."
"Why?" Yu Huan frowned, looking a little hurt, "Doesn't Ruan Ruan like me?"
Ruan Qiuping: "... Of course I like you, but not this kind of love... Xiao Yuhuan, calm down, you, you are not quite right now."
"What's wrong?" Yu Huan moved closer to him.
"Everything is wrong, this is not right!" Ruan Qiuping wanted to reach out and push Yu Huan, but failed. In fact, his elbow slipped accidentally and he fell on his back on the sofa.
Yu Huan approached him, pressed him down, and said, "Ruan Ruan said she wanted to like me more. Is Ruan Ruan not keeping her word now?"
"… How could I not keep my word?" Ruan Qiuping retorted in a low voice.
"Since Ruan Ruan said that she wants to like me more, then Ruan Ruan should just transform her feelings for me into a relationship between a man and a woman. Why are you resisting so much now?"
Ruan Qiuping opened his eyes wide: "You, what nonsense are you talking about, this... how can this be changed at will, and you said that it was a love between a man and a woman, but we are obviously two men..."
"But Ruan Ruan, you clearly know that men can also be together." The water waves in Yu Huan's eyes rippled, and seemed to gradually sink, becoming rich and deep, "Ruan Ruan and I can do everything except not having children."
Yu Huan lowered his head, and rubbed his slightly cool nose against Ruan Qiuping's face, his expression was ambiguous: "... Ruan Ruan, do you want to try it with me?"
Ruan Qiuping's whole body froze.
As Yu Huan got closer and closer, his warm breath fell on Ruan Qiuping's skin. His brain was blank as if it was frozen, but his chest was as hot as magma. His heart was beating uncontrollably and almost bursting through his throat.
At the last moment, he closed his eyes tightly in bewilderment.
one.
two.
three.
Ruan Qiuping only felt his body sink, and Yu Huan's head fell down.
Ruan Qiuping: “…”
Ruan Qiuping opened his eyes in confusion, only to see Yu Huan sleeping on him with his eyes closed. Not far away, Qi Yue was standing beside him with a gloomy face.
Ruan Qiuping: “…”
For some reason, Ruan Qiuping felt his face suddenly getting hot. He pushed Yu Huan up and made him lean against the sofa, then stood up himself and hurriedly straightened his clothes.
"Ahem... Senior Qiyue, why are you here?"
"The bracelet detected that you used a magic weapon. What is it?"
Ruan Qiuping: "… The red string of Yue Lao. I ran into Yue Lao today and he forced it on me. And I accidentally used it this time."
"Just because of a mere red line, you're lying here ready to do something illegal?" Qi Yue said almost gritting his teeth, and put extra emphasis on the word "illegal".
Ruan Qiuping: “…”
Ruan Qiuping frowned and explained: "It was just an accident, and Yu Huan was controlled by the red line, I couldn't push him away..."
"You can't push him away?" Qi Yue said sarcastically, "Ruan Qiuping, you are a deity, and you tell me you can't push a mortal away?!"
Ruan Qiuping: "… I didn't have time to react."
"You didn't have time to react so you closed your eyes?! Ruan Qiuping, remember this, this is a practical course at Siming College, not a place for you to talk about love!"
Ruan Qiuping felt his whole face burning up. He looked at the aggressive Qi Yue in front of him and shouted with a red face, "How could I be in love? Who did you see me in love with? Don't spit blood on me. I told you it was an accident. Why are you so talkative? If you have the guts, report it to the teacher. It's just writing a self-criticism. Who's afraid of who? I wrote it! Do you need to keep criticizing me here?"
Anyway, after a few days of practical courses, he finally realized that among all the courses in heaven, Siming was the most difficult. No matter what mistakes you made, you just had to write a self-review, write a self-review, and write a self-review. What was there to be afraid of? !
Qi Yue took a deep breath and seemed to calm down.
He looked up at Ruan Qiuping and said coldly, "Ruan Qiuping, there is something I think you need to know."
Ruan Qiuping glanced at him with a rather disdainful expression: "What's the matter?"
"You seem to have completed the record assignment for this course most seriously in the entire class, but your grade will be the worst."
Ruan Qiuping was stunned for a moment: "Why?"
Qi Yue glanced at Yu Huan on the sofa, and twitched the corner of her lips slightly, saying with some sarcasm: "Because it doesn't match the facts."
… is not true? How can it be not true
Ruan Qiuping suddenly felt a little uneasy.
"There is one more thing." Qi Yue waved his right hand, and the red line that had disappeared from Ruan Qiuping and Yu Huan's wrists reappeared and lightly fell into Qi Yue's palm.
"What's going on again?"
The red thread of Yue Lao is only useful to mortals, useless to immortals, and also useless to immortals who have come down to earth to experience tribulations.
"never mind."
Qi Yue did not tell Ruan Qiuping about this. He pinched the red thread with his index finger and turned it into ashes. Then he left a sentence "Take care of yourself" to Ruan Qiuping and turned away.
Ruan Qiuping looked at his back and frowned.
… inexplicable.
Ruan Qiuping looked at Yu Huan who was sleeping on the sofa, and his uneasiness became more and more serious.
He scratched his hair in annoyance, then rummaged through the drawers to find some ice water to drink.
But when he opened the refrigerator, he found that Yu Huan's refrigerator was not powered on, and there was no food in it, but it was full of miscellaneous items.
Yes, Yu Huan is a student. Although he rests in this apartment at night, he eats all his meals in the school cafeteria, so he naturally does not need a refrigerator.
Ruan Qiuping casually moved the sundries around and found a dice cup in the innermost compartment of the refrigerator. The outer edge of the cup seemed to have been polished to a shine.
Could it be that Yu Huan would play dice when he had nothing to do
Ruan Qiuping really didn’t understand. According to Xiao Yuhuan’s luck, he must have gotten six every time. What was so fun about that
Ruan Qiuping felt that he didn't quite understand Yu Huan's train of thought. He put the dice cup back to its original place, and seeing that there was no ice water here, he put on his coat and went downstairs to buy himself some water.
After buying the ice water, Ruan Qiuping drank most of the bottle on the spot.
The ice water was so cold that it instantly made his head hurt.
He closed his eyes and relaxed for a while, but still felt that the irritation in his heart was difficult to calm down.
Suddenly, Ruan Qiuping seemed to hear Yu Huan calling him.
Ruan Qiuping opened his eyes and heard another shout.
It turned out that he had heard correctly.
Ruan Qiuping turned his head to look at the direction where the sound came from, only to see Yu Huan running out in slippers and a single layer of clothes with a pale face.
Seeing Ruan Qiuping, Yu Huan breathed a sigh of relief and ran over in a panic. Yu Huan's face was extremely pale, but his eyes were red.
Yu Huan seemed to want to hug him, but he didn't know what he was worried about, so he didn't do it. He just asked anxiously, "Ruan Ruan... where did you go?"
Ruan Qiuping raised the water in his hand: "I came out to buy a bottle of ice water, what's wrong?"
"I thought I thought you left."
Seeing that Yu Huan's lips were blue from the cold, Ruan Qiuping quickly took off her clothes and put them on him: "What are you thinking about? Why would I leave so suddenly?"
"I thought you hated me." Yu Huan smiled with relief. He was clearly smiling, but tears suddenly fell. He said in a hoarse voice: "I thought... because of what I did to you... so you hated me...
Ruan Qiuping felt extremely soft-hearted when she saw Yu Huan crying. She had been like this since she was a child.
He hurriedly reached out to wipe Yu Huan's tears: "I will not hate you, never, and you were just affected by the red string that was consecrated. It's okay now, the red string has been untied."
"The red thread... has been untied?"
Ruan Qiuping nodded.
Yu Huan's eyes flickered and he said, "Ruan Ruan...if...if I wasn't influenced by the red thread, and I took the initiative to do those things to you...would you hate me?"
"How could that be?" Ruan Qiuping said, "What did you do to me? You didn't do anything to me."
"But I almost..."
"You almost kissed me?" Ruan Qiuping smiled.
He suddenly reached out his hand, held Yu Huan's face, and kissed him on the cheek, smiling in an indescribably warm way: "What's the matter?"
Yu Huan covered his cheeks with his hands and smiled at Ruan Qiuping.
Suddenly, a white snowflake fell on Ruan Qiuping's head. Yu Huan stretched out his hand and looked up at the sky. His smile was purer than the snowflakes: "Ruan Ruan, look, it's snowing."
Ruan Qiuping looked at the clean and bright smile on Yu Huan's face, and the uneasiness in his heart grew inch by inch, almost swallowing him up.
The nights in heaven are mostly clear. Ruan Qiuping sat at the desk and flipped through the thick notebook.