If Fang Tianzhuo is considered mentally retarded, He Zheng can say anything, but the problem is that he dare not fool Fang Tianzhuo as mentally retarded.
"Okay, much better."
Fang Tianzhuo likes to hug him very much, and even likes to smell him. The tip of the man's nose stays on his neck and sniffs carefully, and he can smell the faint fragrance emanating from his skin. This fragrance is like a hook, which can be easily to lure a man into the bait.
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He Zheng shrank his neck weakly and said, "Your Majesty, shall we play chess?"
Fang Tianzhuo smiled: "I just want to have a little prince with Zhenger as soon as possible."
He Zheng frowned, he was very panicked now.
If Fang Tianzhuo really takes this seriously, then he will really give birth soon!
He took a breath and said suddenly, "I want to show you something."
He Zheng was let go by him, and quickly ran to the table to take out the blueprints he had drawn in the past few days, and said softly: "This is a kind of entertainment tool called mahjong, I want to make it, and we can play together in the future. "
Fang Tianzhuo raised his eyebrows, looking at the different small graphics in the four squares above, He Zheng took out another blueprint, and showed it to Fang Tianzhuo with both hands: "This is called poker, and two people can also play it." Playing, we can play this to pass the time later."
He is a little nervous.
These things were drawn by him after careful consideration in the past few days. After all, Fang Tianzhuo came to him every time to do that kind of thing. If this continues, he really doubts that he will be pregnant soon. If he could find some entertainment, then Fang Tianzhuo would spend less time doing that kind of thing with him, which would reduce the chance of getting pregnant to some extent.
Originally, he was too lazy to do these things because he wanted to run out. There is always room for him in the world, but now, he must stay with Fang Tianzhuo, so he should think about how to live better in the palace.
Fang Tianzhuo was still staring at those blueprints, as if he hadn't figured out how to play.
He Zheng poked him again, and Fang Tianzhuo saw him pointing to the small wooden square inside the disc in front of the window: "I asked Shunyi to prepare all the wood, Your Majesty...do you want to do it with me?"
His eyes were full of expectation, but Fang Tianzhuo was silent in thought.
No, I have to coax him to work with me, what's the point of going to bed when I come all day
"Your Majesty, in fact, I have always wanted to do handwork with you, or something... I don't want to, it's just a simple relationship with Your Majesty."
Fang Tianzhuo pursed his lips and nodded slowly.
He Zheng was overjoyed and ran over immediately.
I don't know how it spread outside, anyway, now He Zheng basically has what he wants, and the wood he wants has not been passed by Nanmenliang, and someone has delivered it directly, and they are all of the best quality.
He Zheng tied the loops, and Bai Shengsheng's arms were exposed, and he looked as if he was about to do a big fight. He sat down in front of the window, raised his sharp carving knife, and said, "It doesn't matter if Your Majesty doesn't want to do it, I will do it myself." Come on, I just want to do some... timeless things with His Majesty!"
Fang Tianzhuo's eyelashes trembled, and after a while he lowered his eyes and said lightly: "Just carve it according to the pattern on the blueprint?"
"Yes!" He Zheng said: "You carve this, this is called six cakes, I will carve this, seven."
Fang Tianzhuo was very serious in his work. He Zheng scraped the wood with a sharp-mouthed carving knife to make soy sauce, and secretly looked at his side face with his eyes.
Just throwing the wooden blocks like this, it would take more time to engrave slowly, He Zheng didn't really think about it at all.
"Okay." Fang Tianzhuo handed him the engraved pattern, and He Zheng took it over with a look of surprise: "You engraved it so well! It's so round!"
Fang Tianzhuo ignored his flattery and took another one to continue engraving.
As the sky darkened, palace lanterns were hung up one after another, and the house was no longer as bright as it was during the day.
A few carved wooden blocks gradually appeared in the basket containing the finished products, all of which were handed over from Fang Tianzhuo and then thrown by He Zheng relay.
The seven bars in He Zheng's hand were still only marked out once.
Fang Tianzhuo suddenly realized something was wrong, and looked at the small wooden block in his hand.
He Zheng said: "You look serious and take a good look, I'm fascinated all of a sudden."
Fang Tianzhuo hooked his lips, with a smile that was not a smile: "How many have I engraved?"
Do you want me to work overtime to keep up with his progress... He Zheng turned his face weakly to pick up the finished product: "One, two... seventeen, Your Majesty, you are really amazing."
"And you?"
He Zheng: "..."
He began to nod his head again, thinking about how many times Fang Tianzhuo would cut him this time, he heard him say, "Come here."
He Zheng passed by and sat obediently beside him.
Fang Tianzhuo looked at him for a while, then suddenly said, "What's the use of you?"
"..." These words seemed to be the same as his father usually said about him.
He Zheng was very afraid that he would say that he would pull it out and cut it, so he grabbed something and said, "I'll fan you."
Fang Tianzhuo's face moved closer to him, and he was waiting for a kiss again: "Slap me a fan, anyone can do it."
He Zheng kissed him hesitantly.
"I carved seventeen."
"..." He Zheng kissed him again, but Fang Tianzhuo's body still didn't retract, and He Zheng rushed out, "Bobobobo..." kissed him seventeen times in a row.
Fang Tianzhuo finally withdrew his body.
He Zheng breathed a sigh of relief, and saw him throw the last engraved one into the finished product basket, and hugged him up: "I'm tired, I want to rest."
Still can't escape.
The next morning, He Zheng sat up from the bed, yawned big, sat in a daze for a while, and started to get out of bed to pack his things.
It's time to go to Yuanma Mansion tomorrow, he has to pack his things in advance, and he can't let Fang Tianzhuo wait for him.
But Fang Tianzhuo didn't come for a few days. Last night, he probably saved too much. He was sore from doing it. When he was lazily leaning on the recliner at noon and drowsy, Shunyi suddenly ran in panting: "Good First, Concubine Luo Gui has gone to His Majesty to sue you!"
What's going on here.
Since the day before yesterday, Qiu Shuiluo discovered that the chicken she ate was not a whole chicken.
Although she couldn't finish a whole chicken, she still had to watch it. However, when she paid her respects yesterday, the two concubines came to her to complain because the chicken they ate was not a whole chicken.
He ran to the imperial dining room and asked, only to find out that He Shanshou chopped up all the chicken feet and ate them.
Originally, this wasn't a big deal, but the problem is, Qiu Shuiluo also wanted to eat chicken feet, but she couldn't eat it once or twice. She had never been wronged like this, and the more she thought about it, the more she felt that He Zheng did it on purpose!
So immediately ran to find Fang Tianzhuo's theory angrily.
When He Zheng arrived in a hurry, he saw Qiu Shuiluo sitting on a chair beside him with a few concubines, while Fang Tianzhuo was tapping his temple with a half-smile.
He Zheng glanced at the aggrieved concubine Luo Gui, and the concubine who was hanging her head and did not dare to look at him, her expression was filled with embarrassment.
He never thought that he could have a "bloody" case by eating chicken feet.
Fang Tianzhuo said: "Do you understand what happened?"
He Zheng nodded: "Understood."
"How to say?"
He Zheng turned around and apologized to Concubine Luo Gui: "I'm sorry, I'll make some stewed chicken feet and send them to you, okay?"
Ever since Fang Tianzhuo called He Zheng in, the smile in his eyes hadn't gone down. Qiu Shuiluo originally expected He Zheng to choke with her a few times, how could he have thought that he was so reasonable, her cheeks were flushed and she burst into tears Shuala came down: "You, do you think that this palace is rare for a few chicken feet!"
He Zheng was wronged this time, and was terrified by her crying, subconsciously took two steps back, and said, "Then, can I stop eating from now on?"
"You!!!" Qiu Shuiluo trembled all over.
It was only today that He Zheng realized that ancient times were different from modern times, and the breeding industry seemed not so developed, but how could he have imagined that the chicken with its claws chopped off would be sent to Qiushuiluo Palace, and the people in the imperial dining room were too daring Big, this is not a good stubble at all.
In fact, the imperial dining room is also very difficult. No one thought that He Zheng would suddenly want to eat only chicken feet. He chopped up all the chicken feet he bought recently. He crushed a bunch of chickens without claws. It was not easy to throw them away. I asked Nan for advice. Afterwards, Menliang only said that it was used normally, and two claws were missing. Who can turn the world upside down
Originally, the imperial dining room deliberately took care of Qiu Shuiluo's place, but He Zheng ate more and more recently, so he had no choice but to send one without claws.
After sending it off for three days, Qiu Shuiluo finally got angry.
She just couldn't figure it out, how could this He Zheng be so domineering, it's fine to take over His Majesty, even the chickens that the whole palace eats! She hated it very much, but she really didn't dare to do anything to He Zheng, so she burst into tears immediately.
The majestic concubine in the harem can do nothing but shed tears, she immediately wiped it off, but the more she wiped, the more ferocious the flow became, her lips were drawn into curved lines, and she stared at He Zheng as if she wanted to eat him.
"That's it." He Zheng had no choice but to give another solution: "Anyway, I will leave the palace with His Majesty in a few days, and I will chop all the chicken feet for you to eat, is it okay?"
Qiu Shuiluo stopped crying immediately: "What did you say? Your Majesty, Your Majesty wants to take you out of the palace?"
Her hasty eyes immediately turned to Fang Tianzhuo above: "Your Majesty, do you really want to take the good head out of the palace?"
She couldn't believe it.
Fang Tianzhuo used to have a harem in vain, because the empress dowager was old, and all the officials had to play the harem without a master, so she couldn't wait to recommend to her father, and got Fang Tianzhuo's consent to enter the palace.
She knew very well that after entering the palace and having the concubine position, it would be difficult for her to go out again in this life, no matter whether she was born, aged, sick or died, she was no longer free.
When His Majesty goes out, he can bring ministers, guards, and servants with him, but he does not bring concubines with him.
Even so, she is willing to guard the harem for Fang Tianzhuo, guarding this huge home, even if he doesn't even look at her.
But now, He Zheng appeared.
He broke the ancient and modern rule that a male favorite has no job, and now he is about to break the rule of leaving the palace.
Your Majesty, you have to take him with you wherever you go!
Fang Tianzhuo said indifferently: "This matter has nothing to do with the imperial concubine."
Qiu Shuiluo's face was pale with tears stained on his face, and he said after a while: "I understand, I will leave."
No one dared to provoke Fang Tianzhuo, the questioning tone had already displeased him, and continuing to question would only make Longyan furious.
She was supported by the palace servants to leave, and He Zheng stood in the hall, feeling more and more embarrassed: "Chen, I also leave."
"stop."
He Zheng stopped and waited for orders.
"I can't say any more about the fact that I took you out of the palace."
He Zheng nodded immediately.
He Zheng didn't dare to eat chicken feet anymore, and I heard that Qiu Shuiluo didn't particularly want to eat them, but rumors spread quickly in the palace, saying that he was domineering, how could he eat chicken feet without chicken? It's nothing but pride!
He Zheng was too lazy to take care of it, and he couldn't do it anymore.
Before dawn the next day, he followed Fang Tianzhuo's team out of the palace and boarded the boat at the pier. A group of people saluted Fang Tianzhuo one after another. He looked up from the gauze hat and found that there was someone in the group He Run, Jiang Fuyang, and... Luo Yuanhou.
He Zheng was stunned for a moment, and then thought that taking the imperial doctor with him could avoid some minor physical problems, but... why did he always feel that his back was hairy.
In order to suppress the panic in his heart, he slowly stretched out his hand and gently held Fang Tianzhuo's.
Fang Tianzhuo: "..."
What is Zheng'er hiding in his hand today? It seems that something suddenly came in from his fingertips, making his heart numb.
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