The Marshals Want to Get Divorced

Chapter 105: The most beautiful bird (2)

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Sirien was chattering, but Xie Jianwei couldn't hear a word, he was full of Lu Xiaoli.

This time it's really small, poor little...

The little black snake was also looking at him, with a pair of small golden eyes that were particularly dazzling, shining like small gold nuggets that fell into coals.

Xie Jianwei can't figure out how old Lu Xiaoli is now... Maybe his IQ is only two or three years old

He doesn't mind raising a son, but how to transition from "son" to lover? Eighty percent of Lu Li had to torture himself inside and out to enjoy himself.

Xie Jianwei has not yet realized that the biggest problem between them is not this, but how to make Lu Li think that Xie Jianwei raised him not to eat him.

Well, these are all things to come. The first question is, how to take Lu Li away, so that he can't be kept as a "pet" by others.

The breakfast was very rich, but Siren, the master, sat there the whole time without eating anything.

There is no other reason. Xie Jianwei can't wear a hat when he eats, and after he takes off the hat, Sirien can only maintain one movement.

Xie Jianwei was thinking about how to abduct the trumpet husband, so he didn't care.

So this meal was very interesting, Xie Jianwei was eating alone, and the other person and the snake kept the same movement and watched him.

After breakfast, Sirien clapped his hands and asked the servant to bring thirty gold coins.

Xie Jianwei looked at the gold coins on the tray and didn't care.

Sirien said, "Mr. Xie, please accept it!"

Xie Jianwei thought about it for a while, and then said, "I have an unkind request, I don't know if you can agree."

Sirien's eyes lit up and he said quickly, "Mr. Xie, as long as I can do it, I will do my best."

Xie Jianwei: "It is said that the gentleman is not loved by many people, but I am really interested in him, so..." He paused and guessed, "I don't want these thirty gold coins, can I take this little snake away? ?"

Sirien was stunned.

Xie Jianwei's heart tightened: Is it too abrupt? Xiaoli is so cute, maybe it's Sirien's heart. It seems too much to leave other people's treasures like this

Sirien said sternly: "No way!"

As expected... Xie Jianwei wasn't too happy, but there was nothing he could do. He couldn't be soft and hard, anyway, he would definitely take Lu Li away.

Just thinking of this, Sirien spoke again: "The thirty gold coins must be returned. As for Xiaoli, it is a blessing to be seen by Mr. Xie. Take it away if you like it!"

It's really a turning point, the willows are dark and the flowers are bright, Xie Jianwei can't help but light up.

Siren's mood at this moment is: don't say a little snake, let him give him the whole family, and he won't frown!

The beauty of the city and the country is really not at all false and exaggerated!

Xie Jianwei asked cautiously, "Really?"

Sirien is particularly masculine: "A gentleman's words are hard to chase after a horse."

Xie Jian slightly bent his eyes and said happily, "Thank you so much."

Siren gasped, feeling that he was about to die from a heart explosion!

Sirien hurriedly brought the little black snake up, Xie Jianwei stretched out his palm, and the little guy swayed over.

Xie Jianwei stared at him for a while, but still thought it was super cute.

There was no way, when he thought that this was a big departure, he felt warm in his heart.

Sirien regretted it later. If he didn't give the little black snake to Xie Jianwei so happily, he should have stayed with the beauty for a few more days, but he was fascinated for a while and handed over his cards like this. Xie Jianwei naturally didn't. The reason for staying again—he was eager to find a way to help Lu Li transform!

Back in the palace, the little orioles saw His Majesty come back, and they all sang happily.

Their voices are crisp and melodious, and the melody they sing is very pleasant. The beautiful notes are like clear springs that wash the ears, which makes people feel more beautiful.

Xie Jianwei instructed them: "Go and find something for me."

The little orioles responded again and again.

Xie saw Weishui Landing Li and returned to the house, and said to him, "You will follow me in the future."

The little black snake didn't move, just looked at him like that.

Xie Jianwei pressed the button on his forehead and said warmly, "Do you understand?"

The little black snake still didn't move.

Xie Jianwei said, "Just nod your head if you understand."

The little black snake lay on his palm and closed his eyes.

Xie Jianwei thought it was a little funny, he poked him: "Obviously I understand!"

The little black snake just wouldn't move.

Xie Jianwei thought about it for a while, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable: "Don't you miss Sirien?"

The little black snakes curled up together, dozing with closed eyes.

Xie Jianwei became sour: "He just gave you away, it's not worth worrying about!"

Seeing that the little black snake still didn't move, Xie Jian Wei An made up his mind that he would never see Sirien again in this life, lest Lu Li desperately go to the "old master"!

The little oriole flew in, and when they saw the little black snake in Xie Jianwei's palm, they immediately said excitedly, "Your Majesty, you are so kind, you even brought us a gift."

Xie Jianwei: "… "

The little oriole chirped: "What kind of worm is this? I've never seen it before, is the meat tender? Does it taste good?"

Another little oriole said, "Your Majesty won't buy just one, right? We have six people, how can we share them?"

"Who said it was going to be given to you? I saw it first, and His Majesty must have given it to me!"

"You only got a forehead bead last time, this time it's my turn."

"Didn't His Majesty reward you with the sweet-scented osmanthus cake? This time the snack must be mine!"

Xie Jianwei was speechless the whole time he heard it.

The grain of rice in his head had already clacked into a silly goose.

Looking at the little black snake again, he looked at those huge natural enemies with a face full of love.

He didn't live easily. He didn't know how many times he survived in the forest to get where he is today, so when he saw Xie Jianwei for the first time, he saw his body.

What a beautiful bird, so beautiful that it can't even match the rainbow after the rain.

But the more beautiful it is, the more dangerous it is. Little Black Snake understands this very well.

Even if he understood it well, when Xie Jianwei said he wanted him, he actually thought: being able to die in his womb is the most beautiful thing in the world.

It's so funny sometimes. He struggled to survive countless times, no matter what the danger was, he tried his best to live, but after seeing him, all his desire to survive disappeared.

To stay by his side, death has become a willingness.

The little black snake has already prepared himself psychologically, waiting to be eaten, but it is still very painful to this day.

It turned out that he didn't want to eat him, it turned out that he brought him back as a snack for other birds.

It turned out that he didn't even have the chance to die in his womb.

The little black snake is very depressed, he is waiting for the death god to pronounce, waiting for him to send him out...

Xie Jian raised his voice: "Okay, don't argue, everyone has a gift."

The little orioles immediately said happily: "Your Majesty is the best!"

Little Black Snake: "..." Sesame's heart shattered into several petals in an instant.

The little orioles were eager to try it, obviously eager to taste the taste of this new type of snack.

Unexpectedly, Xie Jianwei actually put the little black snake into the sleeve, and magically created a small pocket, which contained many gadgets.

The little oriole was instantly distracted and happily scrambled for it.

The little black snake stayed in the dark arm cage, and his mood was very complicated: it is probably not easy to divide, after all, he has only one, but there are six birds, so it can be divided into six parts, but it is too small. There were not enough gaps between the teeth, so I had to put him away first.

Even though Lu Li Snake is small, but his brain is very big, he can't help thinking: Maybe he wants to raise one, um, when he grows up, he can eat it...

How did Xie Jianwei know about his husband's seven orifices glass heart, he was full of how to turn Lu Li into a human form.

Although it is cross-species, it doesn't matter, it's a chaotic fantasy world anyway. Birds can become people, why can't snakes? Speaking of which... Ah Li is a snake, not a worm, right

It doesn't matter if he is a snake or a worm, if he turns into a human, he is a human!

Xie Jianwei carefully checked the information, but the bird clan was sloppy and never knew what cultivation was. Their main business was beauty and their side business was making clothes. It is unreasonable that such a salted fish race has not gone extinct!

Xie Jianwei turned it over and over, and only a few words were recorded in the great history of the Bird Race: "...when the time comes, it will naturally transform into shape."

What is it called time? How to count the time

Xie Jianwei recalled that he was very motivated in the bird clan. After only ten years of being a peacock, he turned into a human, because the body is so beautiful, and it is even more beautiful after becoming a human. One election (beauty) At the meeting, he passed unanimously and became the king of birds.

Recalling the little oriole beside him, these little things are even more lazy, most of them fall asleep and suddenly become human - completely useless!

The other bird ministers are also half a catty, and there is a buddy. Birds are dying, and they are about to die of old age. They are not in a hurry to change shape.

Then continue to live lazily.

Xie Jianwei felt that this set of birds would definitely not be suitable for Ah Li.

what can we do about it

Xie Jianwei touched Little Black's forehead, thoughtfully.

The little black snake looked at him quietly, as if admiring a beautiful poisonous flower. He knew that he would die if he got close, but he was nostalgic for this beauty.

While Xie Jianwei was busy researching how to transform Lu Li into shape, he was also raising the little black snake seriously.

Maybe when he grows up, Lu Li can become a human by himself. Xie Jianwei thought about it so seriously.

In a flash for two months, Xie Jianwei didn't find any clues about the transformation, but the little black snake was well raised by him, and it seemed to be a lot bigger.

Xie Jianwei said in surprise: "Xiaoli, you have grown up much better!"

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The little oriole interjected: "It's still your majesty who is wise, you only need to raise more meat, and it will definitely taste better when you eat it!"

There is also a deep voice: "But don't keep it for too long, if you get old, you will not be tender!"

Xie Jianwei: "..." Can you little bastards stop coveting my old gong's body!

The little black snake's heart was so stuffed that he refused to eat for two days in a row, and he became hungry and thin again.

Xie Jianwei felt so distressed: "What's wrong? Don't you have any appetite?"

No, snakes won't eat in hibernation, but shouldn't they be able to eat when they're awake

The little black snake didn't look at him.

Xie Jianwei asked again, "Is the food unpalatable recently? I'll ask someone to change it for you."

The little black snake opened his golden eyes and saw the anxiety between his brows and began to give up on himself again.

Eat it, eat it, he just hopes that what he eats is round and delicious enough that he is reluctant to share it with others.

Seeing that Lu Li was willing to eat again, Xie Jianwei was relieved. He said softly to him, "You, grow up quickly."

Lu Li suddenly lost his appetite.

Xie Jianwei didn't notice anything, and was full of thoughts on how to make him become a human faster.

In the autumn, Xie Jianwei finally witnessed why the bird clan was so lazy but could live so well.

In late October, a grand square market opened in Posuohai for 15 days. It was a grand gathering of all ethnic groups.

During this period, the elites of the bird race came out of their nests to participate in this fair.

The things they sold made Xie Jianwei speechless.

For a year, he changed three clothes every day, and as long as he wore it, he would not wear it a second time, so after one year, the number of clothes he eliminated was quite terrifying.

And these clothes will be sold on the market in October.

The price of each piece is enough for the whole bird family to eat and drink for a year...

Are you asking if you can sell it

Hehe, the Fang market opened for ten days, and the clothes of the bird tribe were generally sold out in the first quarter of the first hour of the first day.

Does the whole continent love beauty? It really isn't.

Some of them love beauty, but to be honest, ordinary people really can't control the costumes of the bird family. It is not necessarily beautiful to wear, but it will be quite scary.

Most people buy clothes for the gems on them.

Birds love beauty and clothes, and the clothes they sew wholeheartedly for their king are inlaid with great power.

Those gems can also be bought in other places, but this kind of gem containing the "hard work" of the bird family is rare.

They have many attributes and are of great benefit to most practitioners.

Because the bird tribe is a country of its own, it is difficult for foreigners to enter, so people are looking forward to the opening of Posuofang City, and they go in and buy a set of bird tribe clothes.

With such a popular "commodity", it is even more difficult for the bird family to be rich.

In fact, it makes sense for the bird tribe to choose the most beautiful person to be the king. If the bird tribe is not the most beautiful person, the bird tribe will not have the motivation to make clothes. Without motivation, those gems are just ordinary gems. This is a virtuous circle.

Therefore, the king of birds does not need to be able to handle political affairs, but he must be admired by birds.

Now that the city of Posuofang is open, Xie Jianwei also wants to come to "shopping". He has to find a way to find Lu Li's secrets to change shape or something.

It took him half an hour to find clothes that could be called simple, put on his hat and went out.

The square market is very big, but just opened, a group of people are just waiting to buy the clothes of the bird tribe.

Xie Jianwei walked around with the guards and saw a lot of interesting things. He was very curious about the alchemy of this world. This way of changing the structure of matter is still very logical, not just nonsense.

The power composition of each world is different, and the operation form is also different. For example, the alchemy here, even if Xie Jianwei learned it, he could not bring it to the interstellar age and use it, because his plane naturally lacks an important element in alchemy.

Without this, alchemy is empty talk.

But this world is full of such elements, so as long as you master the skills, you can easily exert power.

Xie Jianwei ran into an acquaintance just after walking for a quarter of an hour.

Sirien said in surprise, "Mr. Xie!"

Xie Jianwei was instantly vigilant, he didn't want to see him, what if Lu Li still regarded him as his master and wanted to go with him!

However, they had run into each other, so it would be too rude to turn around and leave.

Sirien didn't come by himself, he was still with this little boy by his side.

Xie Jianwei greeted him, and Sirien introduced each other.

The little boy's name was very strange, with a single word in brown.

Sirien called him Xiao Zong, and Xie Jianwei followed.

Sirien asked Xie Jianwei, "Is Xiaoli okay?"

Xie Jianwei said, "He's fine."

Sirien approached Xie Jianwei and whispered, "Does Mr. Xie like to keep snakes?"

Thank you for being noncommittal.

Sirien said as he liked: "I recently collected a few cute little guys, do you want to take a look?"

Xie Jianwei has no interest in the little snake who is not Lu Li.

But Sirien said: "Little Brown is a half-snake man."

Xie Jianwei's eyes suddenly lit up.

Knowing that he was interested, Sirien said quickly, "He is still young, he can only maintain his human form for an hour a day, and he will show his body in a while."

Xie Jianwei asked, "Is his father or mother a snake clan?"

Sirien said: "It's the mother, but the snakes are sexually promiscuous. She doesn't love his father. It's just that when the estrus period is over, she happens to meet Xiao Zong's father and they are together. After giving birth to Xiao Zong, she left."

Xie Jian was slightly disappointed: "The snake race is quite rare."

Sirien said: "Yes, most of the snake clan live alone, with no fixed territory and no leader of their own, and their temperament is so loose, it's like the wind that can't be caught."

Xie Jianwei nodded.

Sirien said, "Let's go to the tea house and sit down?"

Xie Jianwei replied, "Okay."

They went to the restaurant opposite, found a box, ordered a pot of Biluochun and started chatting.

After speaking for a while, Xiao Zongbian showed pain in his face.

Sirien said, "It doesn't matter, Mr. Xie is not an outsider. If you are not used to it, change back to your original body."

Xiao Zong's voice was cold, like a drop of ice water falling in the morning: "I'm offended."

The voice fell, and the little boy disappeared, replaced by a little brown snake.

Xie Jian blinked slightly, the little brown snake was very small, about the same size as Ah Li.

Xie Jianwei was quite curious and kept staring at him.

The little brown snake was embarrassed by him, and the snake's tail swayed, forming a circle.

Sirien said, "Is Ah Li there? Let him come out and play with Xiao Zong."

Xie Jianwei thought for a while and said, "Alright." Let A Li learn from Xiao Zong, maybe he will know how to change shape!

Xie Jianwei thought well, but he didn't know that Lu Li was so uncomfortable that he didn't want to speak.

He could see that Xie Jianwei was very interested in Little Brown. Although he was talking to Sirien, it was obvious that he had been glancing at the little snake.

Lu Li felt that he might not even have the chance to be eaten, because he raised him for so long, but he didn't grow up, but this little brown can suddenly become so big...

Obviously, the bigger ones are enough to eat. As small as he is, he can't even count as an appetizer.

The brown snake was staring at Xie Jianwei all the time, wagging its tail from time to time, looking disgusting.

Lu Li looked upset and wanted to go back to his sleeve, but Xie Jianwei wouldn't let him.

Xie Jianwei said to him, "Play more with Xiao Zong."

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Xie Jianwei's original intention was to let Lu Li learn Xiao Zong's "transfiguration" secretly, but Lu Li thought that Xie Jianwei was going to bring the brown snake home, and hoped that he could get acquainted with him earlier and "get along in harmony" in the future.

The more Lu Li thought about it, the more uncomfortable it became, and he shrank into a ball motionless.

Xie Jianwei and Sirien didn't care about what they said. He kept staring at the little snake. Seeing Lu Li's listlessness, he was very anxious.

Sirien said: "Snakes are solitary animals, and even they don't like to be close, so there is no need to force them."

That's it... Xie Jian Wei was very worried, and finally hired a teacher for A Li, but A Li refused to contact the teacher. How do I learn to transform

But he didn't want to force Lu Li. Since Lu Li doesn't like brown snakes, don't force him to communicate.

Xie Jianwei put the little black snake into the arm cage.

Lu Li was initially warm, but soon he heard Xie Jianwei talking to Xiao Zong.

The voice is so gentle, the tone is so pleasant, and even a little cautious, as if afraid of scaring the brown snake.

Lu Li was so congested that he couldn't breathe in an instant, he was an eyesore, wasn't he? He delayed his chat with that broken snake, didn't he!

Lu Li wanted to get out of the cuff and run away from home, but he was very reluctant to climb up to the cuff.

How to do…

If you don't go now, you will be thrown away later.

Rather than being thrown away, it's better to walk away on your own.

But... Will he be able to see him again after he's gone

I'll never see you again.

The little snake shook his head vigorously, and despised himself very much: can he make a little progress, he originally wanted to eat him, and it would be best if he could not meet!

Lu Li made up his mind and decided to run away.

But just when he was about to fall from his cuff, he heard the conversation between Sirien and Xie Jianwei.

Sirien: "If Mr. Xie likes Xiao Zong, he might as well take him back to take care of him. He is still young, and his father doesn't want him anymore. Now he can only follow me."

I thought Xie Jianwei would agree at once, but Xie Jianwei actually said, "Forget it, I have Xiaoli enough."

Sirien was stunned for a moment: "Don't get in the way. Besides, Xiao Zong will become a human and can communicate with you."

Xie Jian shook his head slightly and refused seriously: "No, I have already taken Xiaoli from you, and I can't take Xiao Zong any more."

Sirien said quickly: "It's okay, I'm a rough man, I'm afraid I can't take care of Xiao Zong, sir..."

Xie Jianwei was determined: "I'm really sorry, I just want to concentrate on taking care of Xiaoli."

These words made Lu Xiaoshe sweet in minutes. He had already climbed up to his cuffs and was about to fall freely. Hearing this, he staggered back and got into his own nest. letter letter.

The author has something to say: Lu Li: Don't eat me.

Then put the master to 'eat'.