After Yin Shengte and Lorna exposed each other's faults and started to attack each other, Peter Parker, who had been dumbfounded for a long time, saw the pair of knives and forks that flew up spontaneously, both piercing Yin Sheng. After two tiny depressions were pierced on Saint's face, it was pushed back by the skin that bounced back.
Such a shameless face, even a steel knife can't pierce it! Only to be bounced away...
After feeling this emotion in his heart, Peter Parker suddenly realized that the person standing opposite Yinshengte's invincible face was unfortunately himself...
"Oh!"
Peter Parker screamed, his whole body sank down, and squatted down with his head in his arms. The pair of knives and forks that were tilted and bounced flew over his head, and fell to the ground with a "clink".
By this time, Lorna, who had been hot for a while, had calmed down. She dispersed the aurora between her fingers, and asked Saint in a panic, "Did anyone see it?"
"Now you know you're afraid?"
Saint let go of her hands, and patted her arm lightly: "No one should notice, it's okay, SHIELD has withdrawn the monitoring, otherwise, this is another bunch of Trouble."
"It's not all your fault!"
Lorna punched Insant on the back with a fist: "I think you are crazy, why did you tell Peter that I am a mutant?"
"Because he is one of his own."
Yin Shengte swallowed the sentence "and he will also be a superpower in the future", with an expression of "what's the big deal", looked at Peter and said, "he won't discriminate against you, let alone inform you, right? , Peter?"
"No no no, uh, yes yes yes."
Peter stood up incoherently, waved his hands again and again and said, "Trust me, Sister Lorna, I will absolutely absolutely never tell anyone. Your secret is very safe, very safe, very safe."
Lorna curled her lips, apparently dissatisfied with the verbal guarantee, and gave Saint Saint another fist: "He's just a brat and a talker, so you know he can keep a secret?"
"hehe."
Yin Shengte sneered: "Then why do you still want to kill him? Why didn't you think of this question when you exposed my identity?"
"Obviously you exposed it yourself! Even if I don't expose it, Peter has already guessed it, okay?"
"You also said he was guessing, I can completely deny it!"
"Do you think he will believe it?"
"Here he is, Peter, you'll believe me, won't you?"
"..."
No matter which way you look at it, to Peter Parker, it is really a "fairy fighting". If he is biased towards any side, he will have no good fruit. Therefore, under the gazes of Saint and Lorna, Not to mention making a sound, he didn't even dare to shake his head and nod, so he could only keep silent like a cicada...
"It's not interesting."
Yin Shengte shook his head boredly, stood up and walked towards the back kitchen, marking the end of the farce: "Peter, get ready to eat, guests are coming soon."
"Eh!"
As if he had been pardoned, Peter rushed towards the utility room. After changing his work clothes, he belatedly said to himself, "Huh? I didn't intend to blackmail the boss into teaching me Huaguo Kungfu." huh? How could it be like this... "
Peter Parker, who remembered his original purpose, finally mustered up his courage after the three of them had a "family dinner", and said abruptly, "Boss, I can keep a secret for you, but you must teach me how to deal with it." Chinese kung fu, or I will... I will... "
"What are you doing?"
Facing Peter's outrageous threats, Yin Sheng only thought it was funny. It had not been a day or two since this kid had been pestering him to learn "Hua Guo Kung Fu". I told you that your character is too out of character, and you believe in modern science too much, it is impossible to understand what 'Qi' is, let alone learn my kung fu, this is not my excuse, but an iron-clad fact."
Hearing this, just when Peter lowered his head and shoulders in disappointment, Yinsheng changed his tone: "But, if you really want to learn martial arts, I can teach you some fighting moves on fists and feet." , Well, although this is not a super power, after you learn it, even if it is only an entry-level level, it is no problem to hit two or three classmates."
"I'm not here to hit my classmates..."
Peter first gave a weak explanation, then pointed to Lorna and said, "Boss, what do you mean by the move? It's like the Aikido taught to Lorna by sister Colleen?"
"You can say that."
Yinsheng nodded: "It's just that the Aikido taught by Colleen is mainly passive defense, and it emphasizes softness to overcome strength. The moves I can teach you are based on active attack. Ke Gang."
"How long will it take to learn before I can beat two or three classmates..."
Peter accidentally leaked out his true inner thoughts, and changed his words in embarrassment: "Uh, how long will it take me to learn?"
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"It depends on your understanding, as well as the time and effort you put in."
Yin Shengte said something ambiguous at first, and then glanced at Peter: "If you work hard enough, you should be able to get a glimpse of the door after spending a month or two."
"Boss, at the entry-level level, I can hit two or three, so if I'm a master of kung fu, can I hit ten?"
"It depends on who you hit. If it's just a classmate, it should be fine."
"... Boss, can we stop talking about the beating of classmates? For example, beating gangsters or something?"
"This problem is more complicated. It depends on whether the knives they carry are long or short, and whether they have guns in their hands."
"... I'd better hit my classmates... Boss, how long will it take me to practice Kung Fu?"
"Eight to ten years."
"..."
…
The next two weeks were calm and peaceful. During these fourteen days, Saint lived an ordinary life... Well, the word "ordinary" is a bit too much for him, ordinary? It doesn't seem right either...
In short... Because Saint practiced every day, every noon and every night, he also worked diligently for meals. Every night after work, he went to Colleen Wen's martial arts gym...Professor Peter Parker's last Basic fighting skills. At this time, Lorna will also join in the fun. Under the guidance of Colleen Wen, she will practice various joint skills and throwing skills in Aikido. Occasionally, she will also fight with martial arts beginners. Peter sparred.
It must be mentioned that even without using the mutant ability, Lorna can easily beat Peter...
Little Spider's road to "school bully" is long and far away, and he still needs to search up and down...