Xianyu was in a state of confusion and looked at Honghai'er and said, "It's not easy for Jingxin to fly once. Otherwise... or Master, please explain to Jingfa and the others here what Wusong is... Ahem, Rime. Bar!"
"It's okay. I'm always ready to serve Master. I'll work hard without complaining! Besides, Master doesn't need to do anything about such a small matter. It's enough for me." Hong Hai'er was not interested in Xianyu's trivial matters, but when he thought about it, He can live the addiction of a teacher and play a role of Founder, and he suddenly becomes very happy. As for whether it can be explained well? He's not worried at all! He has a thick skin anyway. Master always uses his mobile phone to look up information, and then talks about it blah blah blah. He can't do anything else, but he still knows how to look up information!
Seeing that Hong Hai'er had completely lost herself in the opportunity to show off, Xianyu could only place his hope on Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng said with a serious face: "Jing Xin, you have to explain to the senior brothers what rime is. As for salted fish, come down with me and let's have a good talk."
Before Xianyu could react, Honghai'er pressed down on the cloud head and dropped it.
Then Fang Zheng grabbed Xianyu's tail and dragged Xianyu away. Xianyu has long been used to it, but Fang Zheng is much taller than Hong Hai'er, so he can't hold his fins and gills as leisurely as Hong Hai'er dragged him. On the contrary, he discovered with great pain that Fang Zheng's height was neither high nor low, just right, and his fish mouth was dragging on the ground. So, as Fang Zheng walked, he was eating snow all the way, and in his heart there were countless grass and mud horses galloping past, and he said in his heart: "Is there anything you can't do to let me go by myself? I'm very diligent, okay?"
Fangzheng took Xianyu away, and Squirrel immediately came to Honghai'er, opened his big watery eyes and said, "Junior brother, tell me quickly, tell me, what is rime?"
"Rime... it's actually very simple." Hong Hai'er said seriously, imitating Fang Zheng's pretense, then secretly took out his phone and started reading.
"Look, the layer of white fluff hanging on the Bodhi tree is rime. This is a unique landscape in Gulin City. Well, it can't be said to be unique. It can be found in some places, but not like here. It’s just so beautiful to focus on.
Rime, commonly known as tree hanging, is a milky white ice crystal deposit formed when water vapor in the air condenses directly at low temperatures, or supercooled fog droplets freeze directly on objects. It is a very rare natural wonder..." At this point, Honghaier realized that something seemed wrong. , because the big eyes in front of him were extremely wide, but the content inside was: "What are you talking about? don't know! "
"Fourth Junior Brother, what are you talking about? What's condensation? What's ice crystal deposits? What are these?" Squirrel asked immediately when he saw Honghai'er pause.
Hong Hai'er coughed dryly and said: "This condensation is a term used by human scientists, that is..."
Speaking of this, the red boy was also confused. What on earth is this? So he quickly checked it on his mobile phone, and then said: "It is the process of a gas skipping a liquid and directly turning into a solid. Do you understand?"
As a result, the big eyes became even more confused, with nothing but cute confusion in their cute eyes.
Squirrel said bitterly: "Fourth Junior Brother, how can a gas turn into a liquid? How can a gas turn into a solid?"
Hearing this question, Lone Wolf and Monkey also nodded, obviously they didn't understand either.
When Red Boy heard this, he had to explain what gas, liquid, and solid were. Then explain how water turns into gas and solid...
As a result of this lecture, he sadly discovered that these idiots without common sense had a new problem. Then he continued to ask, and he continued to answer...
Half an hour later, Honghai'er yelled: "I don't know! I don't know anything! I don't know what a gas is, and why a gas can turn into a liquid or a solid! I don't know what condensation is, don't you guys?" Ask me! Ahhh...I'm going crazy!" Red Boy yelled and ran away.
Three pairs of cute big eyes were left staring at each other. Finally, a smile appeared in the big cute eyes, and then they lay on the ground and laughed...
The monkey shouted: "You are so young, how dare you pretend to be a master with us while reading on your mobile phone? Have you ever thought about becoming a master? Humph, do you really think that being a master is that easy?"
"That's right, pretending is a very learned skill." Lone Wolf chuckled.
The squirrel also laughed... Unconsciously, this cute little thing also started to learn bad things.
The three little things laughed for a while, and then the monkey suddenly asked: "Hey, you said, master has been away for so long, why hasn't he come back yet? Also, how do you think master will clean up the salted fish? I think, at the salted fish stall, It’s a big deal.”
"I think so too. Looking at Master's smile, he looks evil. He must be full of evil and ready to deal with him." Squirrel also said.
As a whistleblower, Lone Wolf certainly understood what Xianyu had done, but at this time, he did not dare to say it. Instead, he continued to pretend to be stupid and said, "I've been away for so long, it's time to come back, right?"
At the same time, in the distance, Fang Zheng looked at Xianyu with a serious face and said, "Xianyu, are you going to give an honest explanation yourself, or are you going to let this poor monk use his Dharma eyes to dig out all your underwear?"
Upon hearing this, Xianyu quickly lowered his head to look at his lower body, and then said extremely seriously: "Master, after my observation, I found that I am not wearing underwear!"
Fang Zheng: “…”
Fang Zheng said: "It seems that you won't shed tears without seeing the coffin! Hey, I have a sore back and back pain recently. It seems that I need to exercise a lot. I'll call Jingxin over later and play some salted fish balls to exercise. How about that?"
"Master!" Xianyu became anxious upon hearing this! It wasn't that he was afraid of pain, but... he fainted! Flying around in the sky, spinning around, basically after more than ten rounds he would be vomiting. I didn’t eat much, but I had to vomit it out. I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I felt sour!
So Xianyu hugged Fang Zheng's trouser legs and shouted with tears in his nose: "You can't do this to me! Even if you are sentenced, you still have to give me an explanation, right? Why don't you tell me what happened to me? Give me some advice. It’s good to be reminded!”
Fang Zheng sneered and said: "Okay, let me give you a reminder. The poor monk asked you, are you addicted to gambling recently and can't help yourself?"
Xianyu was stunned for a moment, staring at Fang Zheng blankly, then he spread his trouser legs, wiped his heavy nose, raised his head, and said with great confidence: "Master, you have to speak with evidence! Although I, Xianyu, are a bit It's not serious, but I will never touch such a thing as gambling! Besides, gambling requires money! Even the little harvest from our shabby temple is not enough for gambling! Besides, with just that little money, I can't even pay it back. In your hands, what should I bet on?"
(End of chapter)