Hong Hai'er shook his head and said, "I don't believe it!"
"Isn't that enough? Throw it away!" Fang Zheng waved his hand, and then leisurely went to take a look at his Yizhu Qingtian spiritual ginseng.
Red Boy looked at the invitation in his hand and threw it away? Where to throw it? So I looked at the fire room next to it and walked in...
At the same time, Fang Zheng found a place to sit down when his cell phone rang.
"Hello, Donor Wang." Fang Zheng asked with a smile when he saw that it was Wang Yougui's call.
"Fangzheng, did you receive the letter just now?" Wang Yougui went straight to the topic. Everyone was so familiar with each other, so there was no need to beat around the bush.
Fang Zheng was stunned and asked, "Believe it?" He suddenly had a bad feeling.
At this moment, Wang Yougui said: "Yes, you haven't received it yet, right? Yang Ping said he personally handed it to Jingxin?"
Fang Zheng began to sweat on his forehead.
"It was sent from the county. It was said to be from the province. It is said that someone recommended you to an international seminar or something. I don't understand it anyway. In short, it's A particularly big conference. I heard County Magistrate Qi say that although the influence of this conference will not affect the whole world, it is still very powerful in Southeast Asia. You are going to become an international master, haha... From now on, we will be one of the villagers. Can we still receive foreign guests?" Wang Yougui laughed and said extremely happily.
However, Wang Yougui didn't know that the person on the other end of the phone was no longer interested in listening to what he was saying. He ran out long ago and shouted: "Pure your heart, leave a piece of paper!"
Red Boy poked his head out of the kitchen and asked curiously: "Master, what kind of paper did you leave? Haven't you stopped going to the toilet a long time ago? Did you steal the food of mortals?"
Lingshan specialties such as crystal rice and cold bamboo will be completely digested after eating, leaving no feces or urine. Therefore, Fang Zheng, who often eats these things, rarely goes to the toilet. When you go to the toilet, you must have eaten the food of the secular people down the mountain.
"What toilet paper? I mean, that letter just now, that invitation!" Fang Zheng said anxiously.
Hong Hai'er pointed at the stove pit and said, "Didn't you ask me to throw it away? I thought it was garbage on the ground, so why not burn it..."
"Burned?" Fang Zheng's eyes almost popped out of his head.
"Well, it's burned." Honghai'er said.
Fang Zheng suddenly had the urge to kill him head-on. This time, he was being too smart and was trying to trick someone! No matter who recommended him, it was all a favor. What's more, this conference is real. Go and see it, it is also an opportunity to see the world! How could he not want to go
But what should I do if there is no invitation letter
"Master, the invitation is not real, is it?" Honghai'er came over and asked.
Fang Zheng nodded bitterly: "Yes."
Honghai'er grinned and said, "It's already burning. What should I do? Are you still going?"
Fang Zheng looked up at the sky. With his current brain power, he could already remember it with a photographic memory. Although he only read it once, the content on the invitation letter was still vivid and clear in his mind.
At this time, Xianyu walked out of the kitchen, carrying his fins on his back, and said in an old-fashioned way: "If I were you, I would go if I wanted to! Anyway, the invitation letter is real. I went in person. I forgot to bring the invitation letter, and they still Why don't you let me in? The most you can do is bother me and verify your identity, it's nothing special."
When Fang Zheng heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up and he said with a smile: "Yes! The invitation is genuine, and the poor monk still remembers the address. Why does the poor monk think so much about it? Why don't we just go and be done with it!"
"Master said it well! Look..." Red Boy immediately stood up, clapped his hands, and then looked at Fang Zheng with his big watery eyes, as if to say: "You know what I mean!"
As a result, Xianyu also shouted: "Master, you are so wise! If you put this on Lingshan Mountain, you will be the Buddha! Great Buddha, if you go down the mountain, can you consider taking Benyu there?"
When the lone wolf heard that he was about to go down the mountain, he quickly turned around and hid. In his place, going down the mountain = starving, this has become a fixed formula. He doesn't want to go down the mountain and suffer!
Squirrels are not very interested in going down the mountain. They go if they can and don't pull them down.
The monkey was a little interested, but he still shook his head and said: "I'd better stay, I don't trust others to clean the temple."
Fang Zheng looked at the monkey with satisfaction, and finally looked at Xianyu and Honghai'er, and said, "Both of you want to go, but I can only take one with you as a teacher. What do you think we should do?"
When Hong Hai'er and Xianyu heard this, they immediately looked at each other. Anyone could feel the sparks in the eyes of the two guys, as if they were going to have sex next moment!
At this moment, Honghai'er rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Xianyu, if you choose to fight, I will bully you. You came later than me, and I can't bully you so openly. Let's do this, we Stones How about paper-scissors, where the winners go and the losers stay?"
When Xianyu heard that there was no need to fight, he sighed secretly, nodded and said, "No problem, but what is this rock-paper-scissors?"
Hong Hai'er immediately said: "Did you agree?"
"Master, is this rock-paper-scissors fair? As long as it's fair, I agree." Xianyu asked Fang Zheng.
What could Fang Zheng say, he could only nod and say: "Absolutely fair!"
"That's alright! Come on! Tell us how to play!" Xianyu shouted.
Red Boy chuckled, stretched out his hand to make a rock-paper-scissors gesture, and at the same time introduced the principles of mutual restraint.
When Xianyu saw it, his face turned black! Those of Red Boy are hands, and those of Xianyu are fins! It's okay to produce rock and paper from the fins, but how to produce scissors? Isn’t this difficult for the fish? Looking at Hong Hai'er's proud look, it was obvious that this guy had already made his plans.
Xianyu looked at Fang Zheng again. Fang Zheng spread his hands helplessly, as if to say: "At least you should ask clearly before agreeing! It's not the poor monk's fault."
Xianyu was not angry either, and said angrily: "Although I can only produce stones and cloth, who said I have no chance to win? Come on! Compete!"
Hong Boy was overjoyed when he heard this, but he was really afraid of defaulting on his debt. After all, this was an unfair competition, and it was understandable that he would default on his debt. Seeing that Xianyu wanted to continue, Honghaier rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "Okay! As expected of Xianyu under the Buddha, he is so domineering! Come on! If you lose this time, I will give you half of my rations within a month!"
Xianyu hummed twice and said, "Come on, get ready to start!"
"three!"
"two!"
"One!" followed the squirrel's voice!
One person and one fish move quickly!
Hong Hai'er thought well, Xianyu can only produce stone and cloth, that is to say, he only needs to produce cloth, either draw or win! Is this even necessary
So the first round!
"Bu!" cried the squirrel, "both are cloth!"
(End of chapter)