The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 1075: Boarding is embarrassing

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Fang Zheng said: "Well, this poor monk really can't explain clearly."

"It doesn't matter if you can't explain clearly. How about you give me a show some time?" Jing Yan immediately revealed her little fox tail. As a reporter, she is naturally curious. If she doesn't understand, she can't sleep all night. In the past few days, she was not only tortured by high-pressure press releases, but also tortured half to death by the curiosity in her heart.

Hearing this, Fang Zheng smiled bitterly and said, "Donor, I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you. To be honest, it was a coincidence that the two Bodhisattvas appeared that day, and the result was a series of negative things. You want to see, even the poor monk I don’t know how I let you see it.”

Fang Zheng was telling the truth. In fact, he was still dizzy when he thought about what happened that day. At that time, bells and drums were blaring and the alarm was blaring, and blood was shooting into the sky. Fang Zheng was very worried, but with all the magical powers he knew, no one could help. In his eagerness, he seemed to understand something and vaguely communicated with the Ten Thousand Buddhas Amulet in the Ten Thousand Buddhas Hall!

That's right, Fangzheng did not communicate with the Bodhisattva, but communicated with the Ten Thousand Buddhas Card!

He wants to use the power of Bodhisattva to help him! As a result, he was so successful without even expecting it! Let him make a big splash!

In fact, if he knew that relying on the power of the Bodhisattva would cause such a big disturbance, or if he could be a little calmer, he would have asked Red Boy to save people instead of causing such a commotion himself. After all, being in the limelight has its advantages and disadvantages. For someone as lazy as him, he still likes to make a fortune in silence...

The limelight was out, but Fang Zheng discovered the problem the next day. With the power of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Card, he used the three magical powers of Heavenly Eye, Wisdom Eye and Dharma Eye. As a result, when he used it again the next day, it was completely unusable!

When I asked the system, the reason given by the system was very simple: I overused my eyes and just rested for a while.

Fangzheng was worried and asked: How long

The system lazily said: It depends on your own resilience, just wait. If it is fast, it will be three or two days, if it is slow, it will be three or two years. But it will be alright...

Nowadays, it's okay not to mention this matter, but when I mention Fang Zheng, I feel bitter... Sure enough, I was struck by lightning for pretending! Retribution!

Jing Yan trusted Fang Zheng very much. When Fang Zheng said this, she nodded and said, "Okay, if you have a chance in the future, you must let me take a look."

Fang Zheng nodded.

"Do you really have supernatural powers?" Jing Yan still couldn't help but gossip.

What can Fang Zheng say? He directly grabbed Xianyu, who was restless at the back, and asked Xianyu to answer.

Xianyu, as a veteran of ten thousand years, was not as good at wrangling as Fang Zheng. He was so dumbfounded by his rambling talk that the big reporter Jing Yan fainted.

When they arrived at the airport, Jing Yan took out a pair of sunglasses and handed them to Fang Zheng.

Fang Zheng was stunned and said, "Why do you give this to a poor monk?"

"You are a celebrity now. If you don't want to be recognized and cause all kinds of trouble, just take it with you as soon as possible." Jing Yan said.

Only then did Fang Zheng remember that he was a celebrity! So he thanked him and said, "Thank you, donor. I borrowed it temporarily and will return it to you when I come back."

When Jing Yan heard this, she gave him a big eye roll and muttered: "No wonder he is a monk, he is really a straight male cancer patient!"

"Donor, what did you say?" Fang Zheng was wearing sunglasses and didn't hear clearly.

Jing Yan coughed dryly and said, "It's okay, stand still, let me take a look... Wow!"

"Donor, what's wrong?" Fang Zheng straightened his sunglasses and thought to himself: Is it too ugly

"It's okay, I just didn't expect these sunglasses to suit you so well. I thought a monk would look unnatural when wearing sunglasses, but when they are worn on you, they look good, very good! Haha." Jing Yan said with a smile.

Fangzheng was wearing a white monk's robe, and his sunglasses were round-edged, with a somewhat soft arc, and matched with his handsome face, he was really handsome in a different way.

Fang Zheng felt relieved now. He didn't really care about beauty or ugliness, he was just afraid of making a fool of himself. As long as it's not awkward...

Jing Yan helped Fang Zheng go through the formalities, and Fang Zheng paid for the air tickets himself. Seeing Fang Zheng's insistence, Jing Yan followed Fang Zheng. The visa is a visa on arrival, and a local friend with Jing Yan will help Fang Zheng solve it. So Fang Zheng, a rookie who had never been abroad, was having a smooth sailing.

But Fang Zheng's smile didn't last long. He sent Jing Yan off and walked into the security check...

"Master, you are just going abroad and will be back soon. You don't have to be so sad to say goodbye." A kind-hearted female security inspector said.

When Fang Zheng heard this, he was speechless. His eyes were red with sadness. Was he homesick? He regrets it! I regret burning those things arbitrarily! Otherwise, how much money will be saved

At this moment, another security inspector waved a salted fish and asked, "Whose salted fish belongs to?"

Fang Zheng quickly said to the female security inspector in front of him: "Thank you, I'm just a little sad."

After saying that, he smiled at the female security inspector and hurried over to get the salted fish.

The female security inspector was stunned by Fang Zheng's bright smile, and then she muttered with a blushing face: "Really, how can a monk be so handsome... The monk should not be married yet. He should still be able to return to secular life... Ah, what are you thinking about? Work!"

"Master, why are you bringing a piece of salted fish when you go abroad? Fortunately, you are going to country YN. If you go to country M, you are not allowed to bring any salted meat." The male security inspector helped Fang Zheng wrap the salted fish in black cloth. Said aside.

What can Fang Zheng say? You can't say that you're going to take a salted fish disciple to a meeting, right

So Fang Zheng smiled and said nothing.

The male security inspector said: "By the way, your salted fish is overweight, so you have to check it in. Also, your packaging is not good and you need to repack it."

When Fang Zheng heard this, he thought he was overweight? Not good at packaging? Still want to ship it? Suddenly, Fang Zheng became a little anxious. Looking at Xianyu, an old loach, he didn't feel at ease. If you put it in the shipping area, there might be some trouble!

Just when Fang Zheng was about to say something, the enthusiastic male security inspector had already contacted a woman to help Fang Zheng pack.

Fang Zheng had no choice but to follow. It cost Fangzheng more than 100 to pack it up, and Fangzheng really felt his heart bleed... At the same time, he was glad that he brought the money, otherwise it would have been a disaster!

While carrying the packed cardboard box, I heard Xianyu complaining inside: "Master, please make a hole, I'm so scared!"

"Wait a minute!" Fang Zheng whispered, then found a place, dug two holes out of the box, and then took it to be checked.

"Huh?" Not far away, an old man wearing a Chinese tunic suit and sitting upright suddenly said in surprise.

Next to him was a girl with a ponytail and decent sportswear, looking very youthful and energetic. The girl frowned and said, "Grandpa, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing. I just saw a familiar figure. It seems to be the host of Yizhi Temple who caused a lot of commotion on the Internet, Fang Zheng." The old man said.

(End of chapter)