The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 1084: Sit down

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Basong nodded, and then the two of them stopped talking, obviously adjusting their state.

Xiaoxun glanced at Fang Zheng, didn't know what to say, and went to adjust his state.

At the same time, Xianyu said to Fang Zheng: "Master, there's no need to look for it, I found it."

"So fast? Open it quickly and see if there is any cake inside!" Fang Zheng said.

"Don't look, there's no cake inside." Xianyu said bitterly, looking at the licked cake base that was cleaner than washed. He was confused, Fang Zheng didn't know clairvoyance, how could Fang Zheng know every move he made? To test him in this way is really... too much!

"Where's the cake?" Fang Zheng was confused. Did Basong lie? Or is it that the cabin where he saluted and the salted fish were not in the same cabin

Xianyu was very coy and said sheepishly: "Master, this is what I want to confess. I ate that cake."

When Fang Zheng heard this, he immediately became anxious! This is because he has no hair, otherwise his hair would have stood up! Fang Zheng quickly asked: "Did you eat it?"

"Yeah... the taste is okay, but the two tubes of drinks don't taste good. They taste like water. There seems to be foreign matter in them... It's not easy to digest." Xianyu complained.

When Fang Zheng heard this, he suddenly had a strange look on his face!

According to what that person said, the liquid bomb will explode when two liquids meet. And depending on the situation, Xianyu drank both tubes, and the two liquids didn't seem to explode in his body! Is it the wrong way to drink salted fish? Or was it that the two liquids had not completely liquefied when he ate it? There is so much butter in the belly, how can it be separated

Thinking of this, Fang Zheng rubbed his eyebrows. It was a bit complicated here. If he didn't dissect the salted fish, he wouldn't know what was going on in his stomach. But the really complicated thing is that it seems that this damn salted fish even ate the detonated bomb! This is going to be fatal. Fang Zheng is not sure what will happen if the bomb explodes in his stomach...

So Fang Zheng asked Xianyu: "Xianyu, what do you think would happen if a bomb exploded in your stomach?"

Xianyu was stunned: "What bomb? Nuclear bomb?"

"It's not that fierce." Fang Zheng said.

Xianyu said disapprovingly: "It's okay even if it is, this low-level energy is of no use to me. By the way, Master, why do you ask this?"

When Fang Zheng heard this, he immediately felt relieved and said with a smile: "That's good. If your stomach feels uncomfortable later, just fart a few more times."

Upon hearing this, Xianyu felt that something was wrong with the situation. He asked questions again and again, but unfortunately Fang Zheng ignored him.

The captain over there asked the robber: "It's already raised, is that okay?"

"Higher! Higher!" the robber shouted.

Everyone in the plane watched this scene nervously. They had a premonition that this flight might be the last time they would take it in their lives! The only hope is a miracle!

At this moment, a loud shout sounded: "What's so high? Land!"

When everyone heard this, their hearts trembled. They didn't even need to look, they knew just by listening to the voice that it was that stupid monk again!

Everyone looked over and cursed in their hearts: Cao Nima, can you shut up? Don't you think we died quickly enough? There was hope, but you ruined it all!

Sure enough, when Fang Zheng shouted, the robber also became angry: "If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will blow you up!"

Just as Fang Zheng was about to speak, a group of people around him shouted at the same time: "Sit down!"

Fang Zheng's words came to his lips, but he was stunned back. Looking around, Fang Zheng realized that Xiao Xun, Xiao Xun's grandfather, and Basong, who had been wondering about him just now, had all moved away. Only the old lady leaning against the window smiled slightly at him and said, "Master Fang Zheng, I believe You. Amitabha..."

Fang Zheng suddenly felt warm in his heart and returned the greeting: "Amitabha."

Then Fang Zheng puffed up his chest, and regardless of the complicated looks of confusion, anger, fear, etc. around him, he walked directly into the aisle and faced the robber.

At that moment, Fang Zheng seemed to have returned to his childhood. He vaguely saw that familiar figure again, and an image flashed through his mind.

"Master, look at that fish, how stupid it is! Swimming against the water." The young Fang Zheng pointed at a fish in the water and smiled.

Standing by the side, Zen Master Yizhi, wearing a worn monk's robe, rubbed his square head and said, "Do you think he is stupid?"

Fang Zheng nodded and said, "Yes, how stupid."

"Haha, let's follow him and see how stupid he is." Yi Zhi Zen Master also laughed.

When Fang Zheng heard that Zen Master Yizhi wanted to follow him to see the fish, he immediately became very happy! He clapped his hands and applauded.

This was a very small stream, and the fish was not that big. Fang Zheng couldn't name it. He only knew that the fish was only about that big. Monks do not kill, so he will not catch fish, but just watch by the stream.

The stream is very steep, and even for fish, it is very difficult to swim upstream. But the fish kept working hard...

Fang Zheng and Master Yizhi followed it patiently. Finally, half a day later, the fish came to a relatively flat place, found a place with lots of grass and squeezed in.

Fang Zheng was puzzled: "Is he coming so far and going so hard just to find a pile of grass? Isn't this too stupid?"

Zen Master Yizhi shook his head and said nothing.

Not long after, the fish came out, but it seemed to swim slower.

"Master, what's wrong with her?" Fang Zheng seemed to have discovered something.

"She, her life has come to an end." Zen Master Yi Zhi clasped his hands together and recited a sutra.

Fang Zheng didn't understand what Zen Master Yizhi meant, but he continued to recite the scriptures. But he did not close his eyes, but kept watching from the side. Sure enough, not long after, the fish died. Fang Zheng felt like something had pinched his heart, and he felt very uncomfortable. He wiped his sore nose and said to Zen Master Yi Zhi: "Master, what on earth did she do? She swam up so hard and then died... This is too stupid. .”

Zen Master Yizhi said nothing, but led Fang Zheng to the pile of weeds, gently pushed aside the weeds, and then let Fang Zheng take a look.

Fang Zheng looked down and saw many transparent fish eggs in the weeds. He suddenly realized and shouted: "She is laying eggs!"

Yizhi Zen Master nodded and said: "The water below the stream is fast and there are all kinds of natural enemies, so it is difficult for her to lay eggs. So she has to go upstream. Even though everyone calls her a fool, she still sets her goal and moves forward bravely. Finally, she comes Here we are. There are no natural enemies, no turbulent streams, and a natural spawning bed. Founder, in many cases, not everyone thinks is right. To go down the river, you just need to go with the flow; to go against the flow. It requires great courage and firm will! At the same time, she doesn’t need too many useless reasons, one is enough! Do you still think she is stupid now? "

"Uh... Master, I decided to come here every day!" Fang Zheng scratched his head and said with a giggle.

(End of chapter)