"Part-time jobs are scary..." Basong said with a bitter smile.
Xianyu shook his head, twisted his body and said: "There is still water, not bad, not bad, I haven't taken a bath for many days. One, two, three, let's go!"
As he spoke, Xianyu jumped into the air and plunged into the small stream on the ground.
Fang Zheng raised his eyebrows and did not stop him. Instead, he smiled.
Basong covered his face and stopped looking.
Just listen, bang!
Xianyu's head was tilted to ninety degrees, and his body was stuck on the ground as straight as a flagpole... His eyes were full of astonishment, and he opened his mouth and shouted: "Who put the glass in?!"
Basong said: "If there is water flowing through the room, it will be humid. The water is flowing under the glass, it is just for viewing."
Xianyu got up, glanced around, and went to the bathroom angrily. Not long after, the bathtub was filled with water, and Xianyu didn't forget to pull some flower petals and sprinkle them in. Then he jumped in and happily soaked in the bath while humming: "Master, don't you two take a bath? Oh... you humans just know how to enjoy it, Master... "
Basong felt so relieved when he heard the salted fish screaming, he suddenly felt itchy all over, so he looked at Fang Zheng inquiringly.
Fang Zheng shook his head and said, "The poor monk doesn't use the bathtub he soaked in."
Basong grinned and said, "I'll clean the fish tank later. It'll be the same." He said in his heart, this monk is really a mysophobic.
Fang Zheng continued to shake his head, and then went to look at the scenery. From here, you can just see Hoan Kiem Lake.
Seeing this, Basong didn't say anything. The salted fish over there kept shouting that it was cool, and at the same time, the water made a splashing sound, and he felt more and more itchy and uncomfortable.
When the salted fish came out wrapped in a bath towel and holding a toothbrush, like a modern salted fish taking a bath, Basong finally couldn't help it anymore. Run over quickly...
"Hey! It's still a little fishy!" Basong muttered.
ten minutes later.
"Why is it still fishy?"
Half an hour later.
"Damn it! I won't wash it anymore! How many years has it been since you salted fish took a bath? The fish tank smells fishy!" Basong finally understood why Fang Zheng didn't wash it anymore. No matter who it was, the water wouldn't drain out. ah!
Xianyu lay lazily on the sun lounger and hummed: "I spent a lot of time in the water, but when it comes to taking a serious bath, the last time I took a bath was probably three thousand years ago, right?"
"Ouch!" Basong suddenly felt sick when he thought that he had mixed up the bath water from three thousand years ago, and hurriedly ran away to continue washing his hands.
After a day of gathering, in the evening, the organizer arranged a grand party in the Gaotai Hall on the 36th floor. And it is clearly stated that followers cannot be brought.
Fang Zheng had no choice but to go there by himself. But before leaving, Fang Zheng repeatedly told Basong to keep an eye on the salted fish and not to run around! At the same time, in order to prevent this guy from messing around, Fang Zheng took away Xianyu's magical powers.
Xianyu lay there lazily, waving his fins and saying, "Go, go, I feel comfortable today. I don't want to go anywhere. I just want to sleep quietly."
Fangzheng looked at Xianyu, but this guy had no eyelids, and his eyes were wide open whether he was sleepy or not. After looking at it for a long time, I couldn't see anything, so I shook my head and turned to leave.
Just before Fangzheng left, Basong asked Xianyu: "Are you asleep?"
As a result, the salted fish bounced up from the ground, and he laughed and said: "What a fart! There are so many people gathered together. If you don't go and take a look, wouldn't it be in vain?"
"Uh... didn't Master just say that you won't be allowed to go out?" Basong cried out.
"Don't go out? What are you doing here if you don't go out? Are you going to be a salted fish? Big guy, aren't you curious about what activities are there? Are there any delicious foods?" The salted fish jumped and ran towards the door.
Basong quickly ran over to block the door and said, "Master said, you can't go out."
"Are you sure?" Xianyu twirled his beard and grinned.
Basong nodded vigorously, waved his arms and said: "Although you are a monster, I am not a vegetarian. If you want to go out, you must pass my level!"
"Okay, Master is back." Xianyu shouted.
Basong didn't know how shameless Xianyu was, so he subconsciously turned around, only to realize that the door was still closed. He had been fooled! He bent down sharply and lowered his head to avoid!
Finally, Basong remembered that the salted fish was not that tall! Bending down and lowering your head is equivalent to putting your face in front of Xianyu!
Sure enough, Xianyu grinned at him and slapped him!
Boom!
Creaking, the door opened, Xianyu clapped his hands and said: "You have such a brain, and you are still looking at me... ugh..."
After saying that, Xianyu walked out openly, and behind him was Basong, who was lying on the ground with his eyes rolled white.
"Hey, hey, hey, where should I go?" Xianyu strolled along, humming a little tune, and began to wander aimlessly.
At the same time, the monitoring room.
"Ah... ha. I'm tired. I'm almost blinded by watching so many surveillance videos every day." A security guard muttered, but when he glanced at it from the corner of his eye, his brows suddenly furrowed: "This meeting is not going to be denied. Are you taking the kids out? Why are there kids running in?"
The security guard muttered, and when he took a closer look, his eyes suddenly became round and round, and then he screamed: "Oh my God! It's not a child, it's a fish! How is this possible?"
Then he saw the salted fish walking and jumping around, and even climbed on the head of a statue to look around!
"Yes, it's really a fish! Is this the legendary mermaid? But this guy is no different from a beauty..." the security guard muttered. In order to be safe, he still picked up the walkie-talkie.
Just as the security guard was about to say something, there was a sudden movement behind him. The security guard turned around and punched his face with a fist. With a bang, the security guard fainted.
Then a deep voice came from the security room: "Old Shu, the control room has been taken care of. The security facilities here are really not that good!"
"Yeah." A voice came from the intercom, and then there was no movement.
By the time the voice started watching the surveillance video, the video was completely empty, with no trace of Xianyu. He sat there peacefully, seemingly unaware of Xianyu's existence.
"Oh my, that's the camera. I saw it on TV. I didn't expect there to be so many in this hotel. Fortunately, ancestor, I got out of the way quickly, otherwise I would have been discovered." Xianyu secretly looked up from behind a statue. camera.
At this moment, there was the sound of a cart, and a man pushed a cleaning cart passing by. Xianyu immediately took the opportunity to get in, squatting in the cleaning cart, happily waiting for the next stop.
Not long after, Basong rubbed his head and got up from the ground. When he saw that the salted fish was gone, he was a little panicked: "This is a task assigned by the master. Don't go wrong, hurry up and find it."
(End of chapter)