"Dong dong dong!"
"Dear Madam, the meal you ordered has arrived." The waiter knocked on the door, but did not see a salted fish crawling out from underneath. He opened the lid of the meal, took a plate of vegetables inside, and shrank it under the table. Start eating.
The door opened, and the waiter opened the dinner cover and was dumbfounded: "Where are the dishes?"
"I should say this, right?" The woman who opened the door glared angrily and slammed the door.
The waiter checked the dining car back and forth with a cry, but couldn't find the missing dish. He bent down on the ground to look for it angrily. As a result, Xianyu crawled out from the other side and put the empty plate into the dining car. When the waiter stood up, Xianyu got under again.
The waiter opened the dinner cover again, and his hands trembled with fear... He muttered: "I... I swear! There was definitely no plate just now!"
Then the waiter quickly left with the dining cart as if he had seen a ghost.
But then, the waiter was really about to cry. He found that the food he delivered was always missing halfway. After several times, the waiter knelt on the ground and kowtowed to the dining car: "I don't know who the ghost or god is, Buddha, Bodhisattva,... Gods and angels, please stop playing with me, please... uh... "
As he knelt and raised his head, he suddenly saw something under the car! That turned out to be a fish tail!
The waiter frowned, grabbed the fish's tail, and pulled it out!
A huge salted fish was pulled out. Looking at the hard salted fish in front of him, the waiter was confused and muttered: "I didn't send the salted fish... why is there a salted fish under the truck?"
Shaking his head, the waiter still felt panicked, so he quickly put the salted fish on the cart and pushed the cart to the kitchen.
"Hey, Xiao Ding, you didn't lose the food again, did you? Be careful of the manager looking for you!" A chef saw Xiao Ding pushing the dining cart and came back listlessly.
Xiao Ding said bitterly: "It's true that it was lost again. I don't know which god it is, so it focused on me... Hey. But I picked up a salted fish on the way. Look, who lost it?"
"Salted fish? Our restaurant doesn't serve salted fish. But this salted fish is quite fat!" A chef came over, touched the belly of the salted fish, and exclaimed in surprise.
"Don't worry about whose fish it is, it's salted fish. It's not for food. There are many businessmen and celebrities among the guests here. I'll cut it into pieces and send it to them." A fat chef said.
"Okay, I'll wash him!" Another chef with a mustache smiled and carried the salted fish to the sink, turned on the faucet, and started brushing it with a brush. But while he was brushing, he felt strange. He always felt that there was something wrong with the eyes of this salted fish, as if it was always looking at him!
He looked hairy all over, but fortunately, he finished brushing it quickly, threw it to the fat chef and said, "Go ahead, this fish is so scary to me."
"You coward, it's just a salted fish. Why are you so scared? Look at me!" The fat chef turned around and placed the salted fish on his exclusive chopping board. Everyone else is busy with their own business. After all, there are so many people waiting, and no one dares to neglect it. If they neglect the people above them, they will lose their jobs.
Seeing that nothing happened to him, Xiao Ding left, but before leaving, he looked back. Just when he saw the fat chef turning around to speak, the salted fish suddenly twisted around, stood up with its upper body, and then took the He stuffed a cucumber into his mouth. Realizing that Xiao Ding was looking at him, Xianyu grinned at him and then wiped his neck.
"Oh my god!" Xiao Ding shouted in fright.
The fat chef suddenly turned around and asked, "Xiao Ding, what's wrong?"
Xiao Ding pointed to the salted fish on the chopping board and said, "The salted fish just came alive!"
The fat chef lowered his head to look at the hard salted fish and said with a smile: "Did you take the wrong medicine? A dead fish, when will it be alive? If it can survive, let me show you if you have the ability! If you can't survive, I’ll chop you into pieces and serve you as a side dish!”
As a result, the salted fish lay there motionless, and the fat chef was happy again. Xiao Ding rubbed his eyes, and after making sure everything was fine, he walked away uneasily, saying as he walked: "I always feel that something is going to happen..."
The fat chef shook his head, waved his kitchen knife, and shouted: "Come on, cutie, cut it in two!"
"when!"
I saw sparks flying everywhere, and the blunt knife in the chef's hand collapsed. The sparks also collapsed, and the fat chef was dumbfounded!
"How... is this possible?" The fat chef looked confused. He had been cooking for a lifetime and had killed countless fish, but he swore that he had never seen such a hard fish!
Everyone else was busy and no one saw this scene, but the fat chef felt a little sweaty on his forehead.
He put down the dull knife and took another sharp knife, intending to take his time, but the knife cut into the body of the salted fish and after being sharpened for a long time, there was not even a white mark on it.
The fat chef swallowed and wiped the sweat from his forehead. He couldn't help but think of Xiao Ding's words. His hands were shaking a little. He muttered: "If you don't believe me, I'll just cook it!"
The gas stove was turned on to the maximum, and the flames were spraying out. The fat chef was really frightened. He directly put the salted fish on the gas stove and burned it!
One minute later, salted fish is still salted fish, fire is still fire.
The fat chef is wiping his sweat.
Five minutes later, salted fish is still salted fish, and fire is still fire.
The fat chef was wiping his tears.
Ten minutes later, the fat chef said in a tearful tone: "Who the hell are you? If you have the ability, you can speak up!"
"What do you want me to say? Stinky fat man, you chopped it with knives, sharpened it with knives, and now it's all burned. My old man didn't even ask you to settle the score, and you still want me to talk? You really thought that my ancestors didn't know how to do it. Are you swearing?" Xianyu suddenly sat up and just sat in the flames, spraying the fat man so hard that his saliva even hit the fat man's face.
The abnormality of the fat man attracted the attention of others. Everyone turned their heads to take a look. The next moment, there was a scream. Dozens of chefs were so frightened that they threw their knives and shouted: "Monster!"
The chefs ran out collectively.
At the same time, Xiao Ding, who left, came back, but he didn't come back voluntarily.
"Very good, stay back and don't make a sound. Otherwise, I won't guarantee your life or death if this shot is fired." A man pointed a gun at Xiao Ding, and Xiao Ding slowly backed away.
"Okay, you two go open the door. My little friend, you can say a nice hello to your colleagues. Tell them to be quiet..." the man with the gun chuckled.
The two gun-wielding men behind the gun-wielding man stepped forward and reached out to open the door.
at this time!
Bang!
The door was knocked open like an explosion!
The door panels that were opened at the same time on both sides collapsed at the same time. Before the two unlucky guys who opened the door could react, they were directly slapped in the face by the door panel, and fell back as soon as their eyes darkened!
As soon as the door opened, a group of fat guys in white clothes swarmed out!
(End of chapter)