The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 1122: Don't say anything and fart quietly

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When Lone Wolf heard this, he happily left the meditation room and ran into the kitchen. As soon as he entered, he saw a bowl of food on the ground! It's just that the rice bowl is held by a large iron basin, with a large stone pressed on top.

The lone wolf just can't figure it out. Is this the end of it

At this moment, the big iron basin moved, as if there was something in it!

Lone Wolf was startled and thought to himself: Is there another monster coming to Yizhi Temple

The lone wolf approached and pushed the stone away. At this moment, the iron basin suddenly opened! Then I heard a loud shout: "You have gone too far!"

The lone wolf saw the squirrel jump out, its mouth and fur covered with rice particles!

"Jingkuan, what are you doing?" Lone Wolf asked subconsciously.

When the squirrel heard this, his whole body trembled, and he grinned twice and said, "I said... I'm leaving first!"

The squirrel ran away!

The lone wolf reacted very quickly, grabbed the squirrel by its big tail, and caught him back. Before he could ask any questions, he saw that there were only a few rice grains left in the rice bowl that originally belonged to him! Not even the vegetable soup left!

The lone wolf's eyes turned red when he saw this. He threw the squirrel to the ground and said angrily: "What do you want to say?"

The squirrel faced the lone wolf, clasped its little paws in front of its chest, and said cautiously with a scared look on its face: "Well... I said... I actually only took one bite. Do you believe it?"

Lone Wolf snorted, obviously not believing it.

The squirrel collapsed on the ground and confessed: "Okay, I took two bites."

The lone wolf remained silent.

Squirrel jumped up, waved his fist and said, "What I said is true! When I came here, three junior brothers, the third junior brother, the fourth junior brother, and the fifth junior brother were eating here! I said I wanted to report them, and they took me It's locked inside. I can't get out, and there's nothing to do. There's still some food in there..." After saying this, the squirrel sat down again with an embarrassed look on his face, and said apologetically: "I only took two bites..."

"You've gone too far!" said the lone wolf, flicked his tail and walked away, getting into the wolf's den.

When the squirrel saw this, his heart trembled. He knew that the lone wolf was really sad and angry. He hurriedly ran out and came to the wolf den and said bitterly: "Brother, I was wrong, I was really wrong. I Promise you'll never do this again, okay? Can you forgive me?"

The lone wolf snorted and turned his head, exposing his butt. A look like, I don’t listen and I’m angry.

The squirrel had no choice but to run out to find others.

Hearing that Lone Wolf was angry, he was startled because he stole a handful of Lone Wolf's salted fish, Red Boy, and the monkey because he had eaten a full meal secretly. Xin said: "No way? Is there such a big fuss? When did Senior Brother become so stingy?"

So the four brothers ran back and watched the lone wolf throw his butt outside, as if none of you were there.

Several guys said to themselves, it seems they are really angry.

Red Boy, Xianyu, Monkey, and Squirrel, who were just joking around at first, looked at each other and saw the guilt in each other's eyes. So a few guys got together and discussed.

"Do you think Senior Brother is really angry?" Hong Hai'er asked.

Squirrel said: "He must be really angry. You don't know how sad his eyes were just now! Look at him, he doesn't even want to look back at us..."

Monkey said: "I think we went too far."

Xianyu pinched his beard and said: "I think, how about we go and apologize to him? Are we all good children who know their mistakes and can correct them..."

So several guys nodded one after another, and the four senior brothers came to Lone Wolf's door one after another, which was behind Lone Wolf's butt. Then they collectively bowed their luggage and shouted: "Senior Brother, we were wrong!"

The scene was like a few guys worshiping their butts. The scene was really unbearable.

At least, after Fang Zheng took one look, he quickly retracted his bald head back to the meditation room and recited the sutra.

"Hmph!" Lone Wolf snorted and then became silent. Apparently they don't accept their apology.

"What should we do? Senior brother does not accept our apology." Squirrel asked anxiously.

Red Boy looked at the lone wolf's fat butt, then looked at the empty basin in the kitchen, and said, "How about... how much do we eat from him, and how much do we pay him?"

"Don't be ridiculous, he eats the most every time we eat. We just finished his portion, how can we give him anything back," said Xianyu.

"When we have dinner tomorrow, won't it be enough if one of us shares a portion of the meal?" Honghai'er said.

"Then we're all probably going to be hungry," said the monkey.

Squirrel said: "We were indeed wrong this time..."

"Okay, that's it." The others agreed.

So the four people spoke again: "Senior Brother, can we eat what you have and pay it back to you tomorrow? Don't be angry."

The lone wolf remained motionless, but finally spoke: "There is no sincerity at all! That was originally mine!"

When a few guys heard this, it seemed that this statement made sense...

"How about we compensate him more?" Squirrel gritted his teeth and said.

The other guys fell silent.

As for the lone wolf? If someone got into the wolf's den and looked at his dog's head, he probably wouldn't be so entangled.

At this moment, the lone wolf's ears stood up completely, his eyes narrowed mischievously, and he closed his mouth hard. Even so, the sly smile on his face still betrayed his inner thoughts. If I hadn't kept my mouth shut tightly, I would have laughed out loud...

But without making a sound, the anger is coming out...

then…

puff!

"What's going on?" The four little things who were discussing suddenly raised their heads and asked.

"It stinks! Senior brother farted!" The squirrel held its tail as a fan and slapped it.

"This is naked revenge!" Xianyu held his breath.

Hong Hai'er said: "Elder brother, we can stay with you for at most 10% longer! If you are willing, just turn around, otherwise, we will leave!"

Unfortunately, the lone wolf remained unmoved, did not speak, and farted again.

"Elder brother, what do you mean by this? You don't say anything and just fart. Do you agree or disagree? Wow... it stinks! At most 20%!"

"Pfft..."

"Damn it, Senior Brother, I can't stand it anymore. If you don't say anything, I'll treat you as a dead man. I've sucked farts for so long, which is compensation. I'm going to dodge!" As the tallest monkey, he really can't bear it. I can't stand it anymore, the stinky shit is rising up, it's really uncomfortable for me!

When Lone Wolf heard this, he immediately became anxious. Where did he go? This won't work? But he can't hold it in even if he doesn't fart!

Seeing that these people were about to default on their debts and run away, he finally gritted his teeth, turned around and said: "Forget it, I am senior brother, I have to be broad-minded! Remember, you will have to compensate me for 20% of my food tomorrow! If you regret it, I will file a complaint with Master!"

(End of chapter)