The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 113: My intestines are so green [Please collect]

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"What are these bastards so crazy about? Are you going to stop letting people sleep?!" Chen Jin lifted the quilt, sat up suddenly, and shouted with red eyes! I finally fell asleep. I planned to take a nap, but the result was that I was restless, the children were crying, and the adults were laughing. How could I sleep now

Chen Jin touched his side and it was empty! At first glance, his wife was long gone! He vaguely heard the sound of his wife talking to someone else outside.

"Why is she going out to join in the fun this early in the morning?" Chen Jin muttered dissatisfied.

Listening to the excited cries outside, Chen Jin couldn't bear the curiosity in his heart. He put on his shoes and went out to see the situation.

The yards in the northeastern rural areas are very spacious, and the walls are generally not high, just over one meter, so Chen Jin can see the situation on the road outside while standing in the yard. I saw a group of people all smiling, as if they had won the lottery jackpot.

"Chen Jin, you didn't go up the mountain yesterday, so you suffered a big loss! Haha..." a woman laughed.

"Why don't you just eat two bites less of the Laba porridge? Even if it's delicious, what's the point? Fragrant mouth, smelly butt, what's the big deal!" Chen Jin was already a little sour when he said this. One person said that the Laba porridge on the mountain was delicious, and two people also said that he was no longer so determined. But when everyone said that the Laba porridge was delicious, he had completely believed it. It was just that the dead duck was the toughest, and he couldn't admit it with face.

"Hey, it's not as simple as a sweet mouth and a stinky butt. Let me tell you, my old cold legs are healed!" The woman kicked her legs excitedly and shouted.

"Nonsense... Drinking porridge can cure your illness?" Chen Jin didn't believe it at all. When he left the yard, he saw Tan Yong and others coming over to see each other.

Tan Yong asked: "Do you have any special feelings?"

"Yes, Lao Han's leg is healed!"

“My frozen shoulder no longer hurts!”

"My lungs feel relaxed and I don't cough anymore."

"My waist no longer hurts, my legs are no longer sore, and I feel more energetic holding my grandson." A gray-haired old woman laughed.

Everyone laughed, and then Song Ergou also came, shouting from afar: "Hey, I thought I was the only one who got the benefits, but it turned out that everyone benefited. Tsk tsk... It's amazing, this Laba porridge is delicious. Okay, haha... Tan Yong, what about you? How are you doing? "

Tan Yong blushed and said, "That is also beneficial, but don't ask."

"Isn't that what's wrong?" Song Ergou looked at Tan Yong with a look that everyone understood.

Tan Yong suddenly got angry: "What, what, what? My hemorrhoids are gone, is that okay? Really, nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids. Don't tell me, you don't feel it?"

"Hehe... It's true, mine is fine..." Song Ergou chuckled.

The others laughed too, obviously everyone was cured.

Seeing this scene, Chen Jin suddenly realized that he seemed to have really missed something...

At this moment, Tan Juguo and Wang Yougui arrived.

Chen Jin immediately shouted: "Village chief, secretary, you are here, these guys are disgusting me here so early in the morning! Why do you drink porridge to treat diseases? One by one, it is clear that they have been discussed, are you here to fool me! This matter Son, you have to give me some judgment."

Wang Yougui laughed loudly and said: "Chen Jin, it's really hard to say about this. Maybe it's the effect of Laba porridge, maybe not. In any case, many stubborn diseases in everyone's body are indeed cured. Treat the disease, but not the disease." I'm so sick of fitness, look at Uncle Tan, he can walk faster than me."

Tan Juguo laughed and said: "Chen Jin, I told you to follow us up the mountain, but you didn't listen. Hey, you missed it..."

Chen Jin didn't believe what others said, but he believed what Tan Juguo said. Tan Juguo had never lied in his life! Thinking of this, Chen Jin was dumbfounded. A bowl of Laba porridge could have such an effect? Is this... possible

Before Chen Jin could react, Chen Jin's wife Su Hong became anxious and slapped Chen Jin on the forehead, saying: "You, you, you! You are crazy, you won't go up the mountain if I ask you to, and you won't let me go up the mountain either. You talk about you... let’s not talk about you!”

After saying that, Su Hong left.

Chen Jin quickly asked: "Why are you going?"

"Go up the mountain! See if Fangzheng still has Laba porridge. No, I have to take a sip! Otherwise I won't give in!" Su Hong quickened her pace as she spoke.

Seeing this, Chen Jin shouted angrily: "Come back here! Why are you going? If you didn't go yesterday, why do you have the nerve to go today?"

"Chen Jin, you just want to save face and suffer the consequences. But there is really no chance of going up the mountain today. Fang Zheng said that the Laba porridge will only be kept for one day and will not be served the next day. That kid didn't learn much about Buddhism, but Zen Master Yi Zhi said I've learned 80% of my stubbornness. If you say you won't give, you won't give. The rules are the rules. It's useless for you to go up." Wang Yougui said.

Chen Jin smiled bitterly and said: "I know, but we have to let Su Hong come back, right?"

After saying that, Chen Jin caught up with him.

At this moment, Fang Zheng cleaned the temple and then wandered around the mountain. It was time for him to consider the planning of the temple. Although Yizhi Mountain is steep, the space at the top of the mountain is not small, and there is no exact number of how square it is. But it’s really big here! The front half of the mountain is flat land, with only grass, small trees, and temples.

Further back is a raised mountain peak like a human fingernail, where the trees are tall and densely forested, and the pine trees are as straight as spears. Snow has fallen now, and the snow is white, but the woods are completely black. Except for collecting firewood, Fang Zheng usually doesn't go there.

Looking at this space, Fang Zheng touched his chin and said, "I don't know how big Baiyun Temple is. It should be no problem to build a big temple on the top of my mountain... Well, the only difference is money. As long as you have enough money, you can eat and work hard." , everything is not a problem. I have a lot of money, but I don’t have enough money... "

Fang Zheng shook his head and took Lone Wolf and Squirrel around in a circle back to the temple.

As a result, I saw someone waiting at the door. When I walked in, Fang Zheng smiled: "Amitabha, two donors, what are you doing sitting at the door? Just burn incense and go to the temple..."

"Fang Zheng, are you back? Aunt asked you, do you still have porridge?" As soon as Su Hong saw Fang Zheng, she immediately became energetic and asked quickly regardless of Chen Jin's pull.

Fangzheng was shocked, looked at Su Hong, and then at Chen Jin, who had a red face, lowered his head and said nothing. He smiled bitterly and said: "Two donors, the poor monk's Laba porridge was distributed yesterday."

"No more?" Su Hong refused to give up.

Fang Zheng smiled bitterly in his heart, yes? He wished he had, but the problem was that the system didn't even leave him a grain of rice! So Fang Zheng said: "It's really gone. If you two want to drink, you have to wait until next year. Why didn't you two come yesterday?"

Just as Su Hong was about to say something, Chen Jin stood up with a roar, grabbed Su Hong and said, "Let's go, let's go! Why are you so shameless in asking for something if I don't give it to you? Shame on you! Let's go!"

PS: It will be released on May Day, try to summon the dragon for everyone, it will be fun to watch!

PS: Don’t call me an eunuch. Although my grades are very bad, it’s just Huang Liang’s habit and it’s also a credibility issue. No matter what, the book must be completed normally. I don’t think everyone wants to read a book by someone who has a history of being an eunuch, right

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