Fang Zheng suddenly understood that this was not the way monks dressed up, but someone was cosplaying with him!
Fang Zheng subconsciously touched his bald head, looked at the glass next to him, grinned, and thought to himself: "I didn't expect that a humble monk could become an idol, hehe..."
As a result, in the shopping mall in the mirror, a man dressed exactly like Fang Zheng walked slowly past. This one is nothing, but that man still has a girlfriend hanging on his arm! Fang Zheng subconsciously looked at his arm, and suddenly felt like he was being hit. He shook his head and quickly ran away.
Along the way, Fang Zheng met many young people who were almost similar to him, and many of them were very handsome. When they were together, Fang Zheng felt a little dazzled. At the same time, he also understood why no one could recognize him. Who knew who the white-clothed monks were running all over the street
"That's good, at least you don't have to worry about being harassed." Fang Zheng muttered and stopped paying attention to this.
At this moment, Fang Zheng saw a person standing outside the cash machine in front of a bank. This man was wearing an old green coat, with his hat half buttoned, and his face could not be seen clearly. The point is, this man inadvertently revealed a short knife in his sleeve!
Fangzheng looked around. This was a side road that deviated from the main road, and there were very few people coming and going. But no matter how few there are, there are still people passing by here. This guy must be a little too courageous! But the other party has a knife, so if we really attack him forcefully, I'm afraid something will happen!
Fang Zheng raised his eyebrows, walked over, stood behind the other person, and asked in a low voice: "Hey, brother, what are you doing?"
When the other party heard this, he was startled. He turned around hurriedly and saw a bald little monk. He frowned and said, "Do I have to report to you what I did? What did you do?"
Fangzheng flipped his hand and found an extra knife: "I'm going to rob the people inside, what about you?"
The other party was stunned and said in a very unhappy tone: "Do you have any professional ethics? Look at what this is!"
The man took out the knife in his sleeve and said: "I am also a robber, so I will go with you! First come, first served. You can go and rob somewhere else."
"That won't work. The poor monk is in a hurry for money. I want you to change it," Fang Zheng said.
"Hey!" The man expressed that he was very angry. He was about to say something when he suddenly listened and lowered his voice: "I won't argue with you anymore. Let's do this together! We'll steal the money and share it equally! What do you think? Don't do it." Refuse, listen to the noise inside, it’s the sound of the cash machine counting banknotes! There are quite a few! There will definitely be a lot of robberies in a while!”
Fang Zheng said: "Okay, let's go together then. By the way, why are you robbing the money?"
"Drink Dali, who would do such physical work if not for drinking Dali?" the man said.
Fang Zheng asked in confusion: "What is Dali?"
"You don't even know Dali? Where are you? Why don't you even know Dali? Dali is a kind of cough medicine. After drinking it, you feel so good..." the man said.
Fang Zheng understood immediately when he heard about the cough drops. Ordinary cough drops are fine, but some cough drops contain codeine, poppy husks and other things. If you drink too much, you will become addicted, just like taking drugs. However, it is not as harmful as taking drugs, but the more you drink, the more you drink... If you don't drink, you will have withdrawal symptoms such as chest tightness, shortness of breath, fatigue, photophobia, and joint pain. If taken for a long time, the whole person will become trance-like, and in the most severe cases, it may lead to hallucinations, delusions and other schizophrenia symptoms.
The man in front of him had a dazed look in his eyes. It was obvious that he had drunk too much and had stopped confessing, so his mind was a little unclear. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been standing by the cash machine in broad daylight. Even when others said it was robbery, he would still let people queue up...
Fang Zheng shook his head. This kind of person is pitiful and hateful...
"Listen, the cash machine inside is buzzing. Just wait, I'll grab the first one, and you can follow." After the man finished speaking, he turned around, opened the safety door of the cash machine, and yelled: " Robbery! Give me all the money you took out!"
A dull voice sounded: "I deposited money but didn't withdraw it. You're late!"
The man roared: "What?! I've been waiting outside for a long time, and you're screaming... Are you saving money?!"
The dull man said: "Well..."
The man said: "Take them all out for me! Hurry!"
The dull man said: "Why?"
The man said: "Why? I'm holding a knife, why are you asking me? Give me the money quickly!"
The dull man said: "No money!"
The man said: "No money? Then give me a cigarette to smoke. I've been waiting for so long and I haven't even smoked a cigarette."
The dull man simply said: "No."
"Do you believe I use a knife... Hey, where is my knife?" The man then realized that the knife he had been holding was gone.
Fang Zheng looked at the knife in his hand, then rolled it into an iron ball and threw it into the trash can.
Then I heard the sound of fighting coming from inside. At the same time, people passing by outside also heard the quarrel inside. They opened the door, pulled out the two fighting people, and pressed the man to the ground.
The dull man also got excited and shouted: "Are you convinced?!"
"Damn, it's me lying on the ground, okay? You don't help me, and you let me help you? Are you stupid?" the man shouted.
The dull man looked confused. What kind of brain circuit is this
The passerby who helped shouted: "Don't move!"
The man was also dissatisfied: "Why don't you move? The one who doesn't move is the bastard. I have to move!"
"I'm a policeman!" the passerby revealed his identity.
"You're a policeman? What's wrong with you being a policeman? What's wrong with you if I grab some money to buy Dali?" the man yelled.
The police also looked confused. What did they encounter when they went out
Fang Zheng was watching, listening, and enjoying himself.
At this time, the man saw Fang Zheng and immediately shouted: "Hey! Brother, I've finished robbing! It's your turn, come on!"
Fang Zheng's smile suddenly froze, and the man's voice attracted everyone's attention and fell on him.
Fang Zheng quickly clasped his hands and said, "Amitabha, the poor monk was joking with this donor just now."
"Are you kidding? He still has a knife!" the man shouted.
When the police heard this, they immediately became nervous and asked the dull man to hold the man down. He stood up, walked towards Fang Zheng and said, "Don't move!"
Fang Zheng was immediately speechless. Sure enough, watching the fire from the other side would also bring disaster to the fish in the pond! If he had known earlier, he would not have watched the fun...
The police took Fang Zheng aside and looked back. No one was following him. His serious face immediately turned into a smile. He took out a small notebook and a pen and said, "President Fang Zheng, can you sign your name?"
Fang Zheng was stunned: "Signature? Do you know me?"
The policeman laughed loudly and said: "Although the streets are full of cosplayers and monks, I am not an ordinary person. I am face-blind. After working as a policeman for so many years, I can still tell people apart. I recognized you at a glance, hehe. "
(End of chapter)