Fang Zheng didn't know that the monkey was cheating on the side, so he tricked the strong man away, and he started to leisurely drink tea and watch the fun.
However, Yi Meng Huang Liang couldn't stay open all the time, so he watched it for a while, then leisurely went back to the backyard, leaving the real red boy to go to the front to maintain order.
As soon as Fang Zheng left, Monkey looked at the table and futon where Fang Zheng was sitting, and immediately moved closer.
At this time, Xianyu, who was sitting under the Bodhi tree, raised his eyelids and said, "Senior brother, you don't want to imitate Master and answer people's questions, do you?"
The monkey snorted: "What's wrong? Isn't it okay?"
"Yes, but I have to remind you, not everyone can do this." Xianyu looked at the monkey with a look that said, "I'm not reminding you, I'm looking down on you."
When the monkey heard this, he suddenly became angry and hummed, "I'm not as knowledgeable as Master, but I have my own methods!"
After saying that, the monkey sat down on the futon, imitating the square posture, sipping tea and looking at life.
However, Fang Zheng had finished drinking the tea, so he could only get another pot of boiled water and put it here, which was pretty much the same.
"Master, the third junior brother is learning from you, haha, it's amazing." Squirrel happily ran into the Zen room and said as if offering a treasure.
When Hong Boyer, who came in a step behind, heard this, he grinned, shook his head, turned around and left, thinking: "Sure enough, this little guy is a spy! He thought he was chatting about family matters, but in fact he was complaining! Poor guy! Third senior brother, it’s going to be miserable..."
Sure enough, when Fang Zheng heard this, he was stunned. Did the monkey learn from him to answer people's questions
It's not that Fang Zheng is racist, but that Monkey himself hasn't memorized many scriptures, and he has learned even less. How is he going to answer other people's questions? Wouldn't it be embarrassing if I were asked this question
"Master, are you going to take a look?" Squirrel asked excitedly. In his opinion, what the monkey did was really powerful and something worth bragging about.
Fang Zheng looked at the squirrel in front of him, touched his head and said, "Jingkuan, after you get out, don't tell your junior brother that you told my master about this."
"Why?" Squirrel asked innocently.
Fang Zheng said: "I'm afraid you will be beaten."
The squirrel was stunned and asked, "Why did he hit me?"
Fang Zheng said seriously: "You can try it."
The squirrel fell into deep thought, and then left hesitantly.
The squirrel came back, but Fang Zheng didn't come out. Red Boy was confused. Did Fang Zheng not care about this? Just let the monkeys do whatever they want
But the squirrel didn't say anything, climbed up the tree, and squatted on the tree looking at the monkeys below, with a hesitant look on its face.
Seeing this, Hong Hai'er narrowed his eyes, but couldn't hold it back and ran over to ask Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng asked with a smile: "Sometimes, experience is more effective than a thousand words, so let him try it. The poor monk is also curious about how he answers the questions of those pilgrims."
Hong Hai'er didn't expect Fang Zheng to have such an attitude. He flattened his lips and muttered: "Master, do you really not care? If you had known it, I would have tried it. By the way, Master, what should I do if my senior brother reveals something?"
Fang Zheng smiled and touched the stick beside him and said, "It's okay. I can do more sports at night and save some rice."
When Hong Hai'er heard this, he thought about the miserable appearance of the salted fish in the salted fish ball, the number one sport in Yizhi Temple, and quickly gave up the idea of trying it.
After hearing what Fang Zheng said, Hong Hai'er also regained his balance and went out with a smile.
As a result, I actually saw a pilgrim sitting in front of the monkey.
However, Monkey is different from Fang Zheng. Fang Zheng is silent and strikes later. The monkey was the first to speak up, taking a preemptive strike. He coughed and said, "Donor, is there anything you can't let go of?"
The other party was stunned for a moment, and after thinking for a while, he smiled bitterly and said: "Master is really discerning. Yes, there are some things that I can't let go of. Alas..."
When the monkey heard this, a smile flashed in his eyes, and he immediately took the teacup and handed it over: "Would you like some tea?"
"Yeah." The man nodded and took the teacup.
The monkey picked up the teapot and started pouring tea for the man. Sure enough, the tea boiled and the man was burned. He exclaimed and let go, just about to get angry.
The old monkey monk said calmly, as if he was in trance, "There is nothing you can't let go of. If it hurts, let it go."
The other party was stunned for a moment, then looked at the monkey, then thought about himself, and then suddenly realized: "Thank you, Master, for enlightening me."
Watching the other party happily throw down the incense money and then leave. Monkey glanced proudly at the other brothers.
Hong Hai'er and Xianyu's jaws almost dropped. Is this okay? Is this simply deception! Can't let go of something? Who in the world is going to ask, is there something bothering you that you can’t let go of? This is simply a massacre!
The squirrel was really happy for the monkey, clapped loudly, and shouted: "Third Junior Brother, you are awesome, come again!"
As for the lone wolf, he is still patrolling outside and has no idea what is happening here.
The monkey was victorious, extremely proud, and sat up straighter.
At this time, another woman came and sat opposite the monkey, with a painful look on her face.
The monkey repeated his old trick: "Is there something that the donor can't let go of?"
"Well, I'd like to ask the master to give me some advice," the woman said.
The monkey picked up the teacup and said, "Does the donor want tea?"
The woman looked at the monkey, then at the teacup, shook her head and said, "Sorry, Master, I don't drink tea."
"Pfft... Haha..." The red boy who was hiding in the distance and watching the excitement was immediately happy when he heard it. He wanted to see how the monkey could break this game!
The monkey was also confused. How could he not drink tea? Also, why is this guy so unreasonable? Don’t you drink the tea given by the master? Still want free advice
But the monkey was also smart and reacted immediately: "It's okay, poor monk, this is boiled water."
As a result, when the woman saw the monkey in a daze, she thought she had offended the master, so she said, "You can also drink some tea."
The two people spoke at the same time, and then the monkey wanted to cry, you drink, you should have said it earlier!
The red boy over there was about to burst out laughing, and Xianyu sat on the altar table and kept humming. He had no choice but to pretend to be a solemn treasure minister, so naturally he couldn't cover his stomach and open his mouth to laugh, but the scene in front of him was too much for him to bear. So, I could only hum and laugh very weirdly.
The woman was also stunned. No tea? Then the master still let him drink tea? Is this monkey sick
The monkey immediately said: "It's tea but it's not tea, it's not tea and it's still tea, it all comes from the heart."
The woman was confused by what she heard, but she also felt that there seemed to be some truth in the mystery, so she nodded and said, "Then Master Lao will be here."
Monkey case wiped away a cold sweat and finally passed this level. So, he handed the tea cup to the woman, and she took it. The monkey poured tea for the woman. The tea overflowed, but the woman was unmoved. Instead, she asked curiously: "Master, fill it up, that's it."
The monkey was confused, what was going on? Is this guy also a monster? Not afraid of getting hot
(End of chapter)