Sitting at the door of his temple, Fang Zheng sighed: "System, can I really only be a monk in this life?"
"Ji Gong can eat meat and drink wine. If you have enough knowledge of Buddhism, you can do it too. If the Buddha of Joy can marry a wife and have children, you can naturally do it too." The system responded with an ambiguous sentence.
However, Fang Zheng remained unmoved and hummed, "Don't brag. Are you happy to be single? The most he does is have sex with women and have physical communication. He is not living with a wife and children. Just tell me , can I return to secular life in this life!"
The system was silent for a while and then said: "If you become a Buddha, you can return to secular life at any time."
"Becoming a Buddha... Well, this can be regarded as a small goal in life, although it is a bit slim..." Fang Zheng shook his head helplessly. Fang Zheng also gave up the idea of continuing to ask questions. He must now consider the issue of eating. The rice tank has bottomed out. , there are not many pickles...
"System, you are so cruel, how can you sell your seeds?" Fang Zheng sighed. He couldn't go down the mountain, and he couldn't spend 800 yuan, so he could only spend it at the system canteen.
"Since you haven't done the task to open more system functions, you can only buy crystal rice seeds from me now. Each seed costs 100 yuan," the system said.
"I...a hundred yuan for a seed? Why don't you go and grab it?" Fang Zheng was going crazy.
"Crystal rice has a large yield and grows quickly." The system said matter-of-factly.
"What's the use of growing faster? How many meters can a seed grow? Isn't one meal good enough?" Fang Zheng shouted.
"Crystal rice is not ordinary rice, but the rice eaten by Buddhists at the foot of Mount Sumeru. One seed can produce a pound of rice! It is dust-free and crystal clear. It does not produce any residue after eating and is completely absorbed by the human body. The human body You will only gain energy from eating crystallized rice, but you will not get sick from eating crystallized rice. Is such rice expensive at 100 yuan per seed?" the system asked.
Fang Zheng was speechless and said sarcastically: "If it is as you said, it is really not expensive, buy a seed first and try it. I have a question, when you say there is no residue, does that mean that you don't need to eat crystal rice?" Did you poop?"
"yes!"
"Awesome!" Fang Zheng gave a thumbs up.
Fang Zheng thought, there was no other way, let's try it first.
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Fang Zheng had an extra grain of rice in his hand, one centimeter long, crystal clear, round and plump. The rice grains had no outer shell, so they didn't look like serious seeds. Whose seed is so rogue that he doesn't even wear clothes
While Fang Zheng was muttering in his heart, he quickly took out the money in his pocket and thought to himself: "The system seems to have confiscated the money. Did you think I was too handsome and saved it for me?"
As a result, when I counted the money, there were only five hundred yuan left!
"System, you are stealing money!" Fang Zheng was anxious. He only had this little wealth, let alone a hundred, one point was enough to survive! In this hurry, I felt thirsty. I took the water on the table and drank it in one gulp.
"Ding! The crystal rice seeds have been shipped, and the payment will be automatically collected. In addition, a handling fee of 100 yuan and a courier fee of 100 yuan will be charged."
"Pfft!" Fangzheng squirted water into a cloud of smoke that filled the sky, and said with a look of sadness and anger: "And there are handling fees? And express fees? Why didn't you tell me earlier? And why is it so expensive?!"
"When you go to the bank to deposit and withdraw money, is there no handling fee for the transfer? Is there a problem if I charge a handling fee? As for the express delivery fee, you are such a poor poor man. I have crossed over from the three thousand worlds to don't know. How many light-years away, delivered in one second, and guaranteed to be genuine and safe, is it expensive?" the system asked continuously.
Fang Zheng opened his mouth, but was speechless again. Calculated according to the shipping cost of the earth, if it really has to cross the world, it is estimated that selling the earth will not cover the express fee.
"Haha... So I made a profit." Fang Zheng said with a smile.
"Congratulations, now you can have a big meal and celebrate."
"I..." Fang Zheng suppressed the foul words on his lips to avoid causing the system to thunder again. But I still added in my heart: "QNMLGB!"
After all, he couldn't explain the black-hearted system, so Fang Zheng could only hold his nose and admit it. After all, the situation was stronger than the person.
After gathering his thoughts, Fang Zheng went to the backyard with a grain of crystal rice. It was just a seed, there was no need to go out and plant it. I just found a big flowerpot, buried the seeds in it, poured some water, and the rest was to say: "Amitabha." and pray.
After everything was settled, Fang Zheng went to read Buddhist scriptures. Since he was going to be a monk in the future, it was better to be professional. Although he doesn’t have any profound Buddhist scriptures here, if he reads more, he can at least ensure that he won’t go too far when he is fooling around in the future...
Fang Zheng didn't eat at lunch. He drank some cold water and took a nap. He was not hungry anymore after being overly hungry.
For dinner, Fang Zheng cooked a pot of porridge, sprinkled in a handful of wild vegetables picked in the afternoon, and served with some pickles. It was a hearty dinner.
Before going to bed, I took a look at the crystal rice in the flower pot. It turned out that the soil was still the same soil, with no change at all. Fang Zheng murmured: "Isn't the system lying to me? I'm waiting for tomorrow. If it doesn't mature in one day, I'll give it a bad review, return it, and give it a bad review!"
He said this, but Founder knew very well that under the exclusive monopoly of the system, any negative reviews or complaints were just nonsense and just to comfort himself.
With a skeptical attitude, Fang Zheng returned to the room and went to bed.
At night, a ray of moonlight fell on the flower pot. The next moment, the flower pot moved, and the calm soil slowly swelled. Then a bud came out, swaying, twisting and growing, almost It has grown one meter in just a few minutes, and it’s still growing!
The next day, Fang Zheng was awakened by a burst of chicken crows. He got up in a daze, opened the door and saw a lone wolf lying in the yard with an old hen pressed under his paws. I struggled to run, but every time I ran out a few meters, I was suddenly pounced on by the lone wolf and dragged back. Obviously this lone wolf is playing chicken...
When Fang Zheng saw this scene, he was speechless for a while. He went over and gave the lone wolf a shudder and said: "Playing chicken in the early morning... uh... how evil, Amitabha." Fang Zheng quickly recited a Buddhist name to calm down, and then said: "This chicken You can catch it and eat it, but you can’t torture it, you know?”
The lone wolf whined twice.
Fang Zheng was stunned: "You said this chicken was caught for me?"
The lone wolf nodded repeatedly, as if to say: Yes, I caught it for you, eat it quickly, it’s delicious.
Fang Zheng looked at the plump old hen and then touched his bald head. He felt bitter in his heart. Even though he had one hundred and twenty carnal thoughts, he could only endure it. If he scolds someone, he will be struck by lightning. If he directly criticizes someone, who knows how the system will punish him, directly throw him into the frying pan
Fang Zheng gave up when he thought about it, so he said seriously: "Amitabha, Lone Wolf, it's your nature to eat chicken. Besides, you don't believe in Buddhism and are not a Buddhist, so you can eat meat. However, I am a monk, and monks cannot kill and eat. It's meat. If you want to eat this chicken, eat it. If you don't, just let it go."
The lone wolf was stunned when he heard this, then took the chicken in his mouth and left.
Fang Zheng looked at the fat body of the old hen. It didn't look like a wild one in any way. He patted his bald head and shouted, "Wait a minute! Where did you get this chicken?" Fang Zheng pointed to the mountain and there was no ****. After Fang Zheng finished speaking, he immediately Added: “There are no chickens on the mountain! "He thought: "Amitabha, he is evil again..."
PS: If nothing unexpected happens, I should be able to sign the contract tomorrow. Once the contract arrives, it all depends on the speed of the editor.
PS: Okay, the contract number is wrong, please resend it, and the signing will be postponed again. Poor me, I have been waiting for a few rewards for a long time. Don't tell me that there will be a leader, that is simply a sad story.
(End of chapter)