Lao Zhao rolled his eyes and knew nothing.
Lao Zhou, who climbed up the ladder to make rubbings, heard the noise and looked down, only to see a black shadow rising into the sky and jumping directly onto his head!
He looked up and saw a gust of wind blowing. The dark clouds parted, revealing a full moon!
He saw that against the background of the moon, a black shadow of a monkey was extremely clear. The monkey was holding a stick high!
"Stick? I..." Old Zhou Gang wanted to hide.
Bang!
Plop!
The monkey looked at Lao Zhou who had fallen off the edge and his head was stuck in the snowdrift, motionless. He threw away the stick, clapped his hands and said, "You are still coming to our Yizhi Temple to steal things like this? How unprofessional!"
Then the monkey tied the two people with ropes, dragged them directly to the entrance of Yizhi Temple, and hung them on a tree.
At this time, Hong Hai'er and Xianyu came back in a leisurely manner. The two guys brought a lot of things in big and small packages, including some winter vegetables prepared by the villagers for Yizhi Temple. As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw the monkey hanging people on the tree. Hong Boyer asked in confusion: "Brother, what happened to these two people? Why are they hanging on the tree? After all, we are also Buddhists, and this is a bit excessive. Alright?"
The monkey told what they had done. When Red Boy heard this, he raised his eyebrows, dropped the bag, and cursed: "These two bastards actually smeared red paint on the stone tablet? Damn, hang it higher! I'll hang it!" "
Xianyu shook his head and said, "Why are you hanging so high? What if you freeze to death?"
Hong Hai'er said: "Then let them go like this?"
Xianyu shook his head and said: "We can't let them go. The police have to deal with it. But we can't freeze people to death, right? I think we should light a fire under them to keep them warm and show our humanity. The aspect of transformation. My Buddha is compassionate, Amitabha..."
The monkey scratched his head and said, "You've been talking about it for a long time, isn't it just barbecue?"
Xianyu rolled his eyes at the monkey and said: "What are you talking about? Have you ever seen people roasting people? Even if they are roasted, it is unnecessary losses caused by our kind mistakes. Our original intention is good!"
The monkey took the initiative and said: "Amitabha, junior brother is right."
These words were heard by Lao Zhao and Lao Zhou in the tree. After listening, they both cried!
Who said the animals on the mountain are so cute and gentle
This is not an animal!
This is a monster!
Going to bake them soon!
I thought these monsters were joking, but it turned out that these guys actually got some firewood, hung them under a relatively remote tree outside the temple, and lit a fire...
"Don't be like this! If you have something to say, we'll tell you whatever you ask us." Seeing these monsters about to have barbecue, Lao Zhang was really scared.
When Red Boy heard this, he immediately became happy and asked Xianyu and Monkey beside him: "Do you have anything to ask?"
The two guys looked confused and shook their heads subconsciously, asking what
The monkey said: "What are you asking? What's there to ask? They stole things, we had barbecue... ahem... we kept them warm, such a kind and kind act, I was almost touched by myself."
When Lao Zhang heard this, he immediately cried. He thought these people were trying to scare him and wanted to ask something.
As a result, these guys just wanted to eat barbecue!
Just when Lao Zhang and Lao Li were about to collapse, Xianyu suddenly raised his paw and shouted: "I have a problem!"
Lao Zhang and Lao Li looked at each other and saw the hope in each other's eyes. They said to themselves: So they are scaring us. They still have problems. In this case, we are still valuable and we should not die.
Lao Li shouted: "Ask! Just ask, as long as we are let go, we will tell you everything we know!"
Xianyu asked seriously: "Are you allergic to chili peppers? I don't want to eat barbecue with a pinch of red lumps here and there. Also, no runny noses or sneezing."
"I have a question too. Are you allergic to cumin?" Monkey also asked.
When Lao Zhang and Lao Li heard this, their faces suddenly darkened. Do these grandsons only know how to eat
Red Boy coughed dryly and said, "Stop talking nonsense."
Lao Zhang and Lao Li seem to have seen hope again... Are they finally done with us
Just listen to Hong Hai'er say: "The fire is so small, they will freeze to death, increase the fire, for example like this..."
After saying that, Red Boy opened his mouth and blew out a ball of flame, and the firewood below instantly rose to a high level! A billowing heat wave rose into the sky. Lao Zhang and Lao Li only felt their feet, which were about to freeze, become hot. They felt like they were going to be burned on a sizzling plate. They both screamed.
Seeing the red boy breathing fire again, the two of them knew that they might have really encountered a monster!
"Don't eat us!"
"Help, the monster is eating people!"
"We were wrong, brother, gentlemen, please let us go."
…
It's a pity that Honghai'er and the others didn't pay attention to them at all, but just talked to themselves.
Xianyu said: "This won't work. The fire is too strong and it will burn easily."
After saying that, Xianyu opened his mouth and sprayed out a column of water, and the fire immediately weakened.
The monkey said: "There is not much firewood left, I will add more."
But the wood that the monkeys caught was all wood in the snow and was very wet. When they threw it into the fire, the result was...
Rolling black smoke rose into the sky!
Lao Zhang and Lao Li, who were hanging on the tree, could only feel the darkness in front of their eyes. They were coughing with tears and snot in their noses. At the same time, the heat brought by the black smoke made the two sweat profusely, and they almost ran out of energy to cry...
Under the tree, Xianyu secretly asked Honghai'er, "You're not going to die from playing, are you?"
Hong Hai'er shook his head and said: "Don't worry, with me, they can't die. They can avoid the death penalty, but this living crime, hum... is enough for them."
Lao Zhang and Lao Li were really crying. For the first time, they regretted going up the mountain to steal something.
When they promised the benefactor to go up the mountain to steal things, it turned out that they were not good people in the first place.
Secondly, stealing is not a serious crime. If they are caught, those who can be beaten will be frightened. Those who cannot be beaten will cry and pretend to be miserable. As long as the other party has some conscience, they will have a chance to run away.
Thirdly, even if he is caught, the sentence will not be that big.
Therefore, the five people came with confidence!
But now, they suddenly discovered that their little calculation was wrong!
Of course their calculation was correct, but one thing was wrong. What they were facing was not a human being!
But a monster!
The monster doesn't play according to common sense at all!
Seeing that he was out of breath, Lao Li finally couldn't help but shouted: "Brother Monster, we don't want to steal either. Someone paid a big price for us to steal. You let us talk, If we don’t tell you, if you eat us, others will come again in the future.”
(End of chapter)