Lao Zhang followed: "That's right. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves, you are afraid of being missed. You can't guard such a large mountain every day."
Lao Li immediately said: "We report it, we want to be tainted witnesses!"
Seeing the two guys above yelling so sincerely, Xianyu below said, "I was suddenly moved by these two kids. What they said was so sincere. What do you think?"
Red Boy nodded slightly...
Seeing this scene, Lao Zhang and Lao Li really cried. The two big devils finally nodded. It seemed that they were saved.
As a result, the seemingly friendly monkey said: "Look at them jumping around, let's bake some more..."
Upon hearing this, Lao Zhang's eyes darkened and he fainted.
Lao Li was also about to faint when he saw Xianyu's mouth opened: "Take a mouthful of ancestors' thick phlegm!"
Snapped!
A cold feeling on his face made Lao Li suddenly wake up, but the strange smell on his nose made him gag again and again.
However, Xianyu ignored him and asked, "Tell me. If you don't talk for a while, you'll be familiar with it, and you won't have a chance to talk."
Just as Lao Li was thinking about how many questions to ask, he heard an excited cry from afar. He looked up and saw a majestic squirrel standing on the head of a big white wolf. The squirrel was shouting excitedly. Shouting: "Hu-ha! Run!"
While waving the bamboo stick, he slapped Lao Zhao and Lao Zhou in front of him. Their clothes were smashed to pieces, and a piece of the down in the down jacket flew out every time they were whipped!
Looking at the two guys, they were so tired that their tongues were sticking out, but they didn't dare to stop. They were screaming in pain, but they didn't have the strength to shout.
Lao Li suddenly felt that he was quite lucky. This finger temple was a group of devils!
Playing tricks with the devil
He suddenly felt that it was equivalent to trying another trick to commit suicide!
So, Lao Li said: "The five of us are called the Five Surname Group. We don't know what each of us is called. We all use code names to name them, which are the five names at the beginning of the Hundred Family Surnames, Zhang Wang, Li Zhao Zhou."
We are actually pretty good people..."
The monkey silently took a stick and turned over the fire, and the fire became much stronger.
Lao Li said with a cry: "Okay, we are not good people..."
The monkey splashed urine and the fire became less intense.
Seeing the monkey like this, Xianyu shook his head slightly and muttered: "Sure enough, the only one withered in the temple is this monkey..."
Lao Li hurriedly said: "The main business we do is stealing and cheating. The business we received this time is from country M. I don't know the identity of the other party. I have never met. I only know that he is very rich. Because the first In one meeting, the other party gave us 200,000 US dollars for travel expenses. Moreover, the other party made it clear that as long as we could steal the cold bamboo seedlings and the stone tablet rubbings this time, he could give us 100 million US dollars as a reward.
One hundred million US dollars, how much is that? We have never seen so much money in our lives.
However, this US$100 million is not just for us.
We listen to what he means, this seems to be a reward money.
No matter who it is, as long as they complete these two tasks, they will get 100 million US dollars.
Half done, take half. "
Upon hearing this, Honghai'er said, "You mean, the other party also invited other people?"
Lao Li nodded and said: "Yes, the other party was in charge of spreading the net and invited a lot of people. I don't know how many people exactly. We are close to here, so we can be considered the first batch. There will definitely be more people taking advantage of the opportunity later. Go up the mountain and steal things. You have to be careful, those guys are not fun."
"You're talking as if you're a toy." Xianyu mouthed.
Lao Li said bitterly: "Brother monsters and ancestors, look, I have said everything I need to say. Can you let me go? I still have an elder and a younger one at home..."
"Whatever you have is of no use. The police are coming. Just follow them." Red Boy chuckled.
It turned out that when Lao Li was hung up, Honghaier had already called the police.
The person who came was an acquaintance, Bao Yuluo. Since Bao Yuluo contacted Fang Zheng several times, he could be regarded as an acquaintance of Yizhi Temple.
I don’t know what the superiors had in mind, but they transferred Bao Yuluo to Yizhi Village to be responsible for the security of this area.
As soon as Bao Yuluo came, he saw the two unlucky guys in the black smoke. Looking at each other's dark and pitiful appearance, he almost stopped laughing.
However, Bao Yuluo still paid great attention to his image and did not laugh. He stepped forward and said, "Are they okay?"
The monkey said: "Don't worry, it's such a cold day. Let's keep them warm. They won't freeze to death."
Bao Yuluo was speechless for a while. Did he freeze to death? This is going to be burned to death!
Bao Yuluo nodded slightly, with no expression on his face, and said: "That's good, just keep an eye on it, I'll go take a look."
After Bao Yuluo finished speaking, he left. After a while, a burst of cheerful laughter sounded from behind a big stone...
Another policeman with an old look who came with Bao Yuluo shook his head slightly and muttered: "After all, he is still too young, so he can't hold back his laughter."
At this moment, a roaring sound sounded. He looked up and saw the classic scene again. Lao Zhao and Lao Zhou ran to the police and threw themselves on the ground, holding his thighs and shouting: "Help!" Ah! Catch me!"
Before the police knew what was going on, there were two more white-haired things on their legs...
Then there was a sudden brake, and a big white wolf stopped in front of him, with an excited squirrel standing above him, waving a small bamboo stick in his hand.
Look at the lone wolf, the squirrel, and the two unlucky guys below...
The mature policeman bent down, pried the two people's hands away, and comforted the other person: "You guys let go first and sit tight. I'm here, it's okay."
Lao Zhou cried: "Don't let him hit me... It hurts too much..."
Lao Zhao said: "Even the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty are not so cruel! This squirrel specializes in whipping the balls...the eggs are almost turning into egg soup..."
The mature policeman patted the two of them, and then said to Monkey and the others: "You guys keep an eye on me, I'll go to the side to see how Yuluo is doing."
Then the veteran policeman also left. After a while, two people laughed wildly from behind the big rock...
The group of people here were instantly petrified in the wind... Damn, they all have the same virtue!
After a while, policemen Bao Yuluo and Lao Cheng came back, with serious faces, and handcuffed the four people two by two.
At this time, Bao Yuluo asked: "Didn't you say five people? Is there another one?"
Red Boy looked at the squirrel, and the squirrel looked at the monkey. The monkey spread his hands and said, "Well, maybe he got lost in the bamboo forest."
At the same time, in the bamboo forest.
"Who can save me! How can I get out here? Help me!" Lao Wang sat in the snow and cried loudly.
(End of chapter)