Yu Nian: "I..."
Xianyu said: "What's wrong with you? Did you steal a chicken or touch a dog? Or did the big health care not pay you?"
Yu Nian rolled his eyes and said, "I've never been to that place."
Xianyu said: "Haha..."
Yu Nian said: "I'm really nervous."
Xianyu said: "You are so nervous! Let me tell you, my ancestors, you are not afraid of slanted shadows if you are upright. Aren't you literati who write books the most particular about awe-inspiring righteousness? Ancient literati were righteous and not afraid of ghosts or evil spirits. Power. Although what you did is different from that idiot... But! You have to understand one thing!"
Yu Nian said: "What's the point?"
Xianyu said in an old-fashioned way: "You are not an ordinary idiot, you are an idiot who stands on the moral high ground!"
Yu Nian rolled his eyes and said, "Isn't that still an idiot?"
Xianyu said matter-of-factly: "The prefix is so long, it's better than the average idiot."
Yu Nian: "...you are really good at comforting people."
Xianyu said: "You are just stupid, but you didn't harm anyone, so you are a good person. Those guys are smart, but their intelligence is used in a wrong way, so they are bad people. Sometimes, smart people who do bad things are much more immoral than stupid people. "
Yu Nian said: "This comfort is better than the previous one."
Xianyu said: "Okay, don't be so sad. I'm here, ancestor. I'll help you solve this little problem!"
Yu Nian said: "How to solve it?"
Xianyu touched his belly and said, "Before you work, eat until you are full. Do you have any special vegetarian dishes?"
Although Yu Nian had doubts about the reliability of this salted fish all the way, now, he finally has the result.
This salted fish is unreliable!
However, being unreliable is better than being unreliable, so Yu Nian pinched his nose and continued to take the salted fish to dinner.
Rice is a local dish, but salted fish and crystal rice are eaten every day, and other flavors are rarely eaten. I ate it suddenly and it was still very fresh.
As for the rice in the restaurant
"Can this thing be called rice? Forget it, I'll just focus on eating the vegetables." Xianyu muttered, squatting in the corner and eating all the vegetables.
There's nothing I can do about it, the salted fish is too conspicuous. If I were to sit in a restaurant and eat it, I guess everyone wouldn't have to eat. It would just be up to him.
Then the news that Master Xianyu visited the county that day spread throughout the circle of friends, and then, Yu Nian became famous again.
As for the magic of invisibility
Xianyu said: "I, old man, will not follow those heretical ways!"
In fact, it is just cutting corners and not putting in the effort.
In Fang Zheng's words: "This stupid fish can't even fly, how much more can you expect from him?"
After eating, the two of them did not go back to Yu Nian's house, but went straight to Hu Xiaoye's house.
When he got downstairs, Yu Nian said, "What should we do now?"
Xianyu said, "What should we do? You go and ask for money, I'll wait below."
Yu Nian was dumbfounded and said, "Are you waiting below? Then what are you doing here?"
Xianyu flicked his whiskers and said proudly: "Of course I'm here to see the fun, and I'm going to be a witness. Do you still expect me, an old man, to help you fight at your door?"
At this moment, Yu Nian suddenly had the urge to eat fish head with chopped pepper...
However, Yu Nian still held back and said: "Master Xianyu, if I can get it back myself, why should I ask you?"
Xianyu pinched his whiskers and said, "Well, it's not impossible for me to appear, but the appearance fee is very expensive."
"How expensive is it?" Yu Nian asked distressedly.
Xianyu thought about it for a moment. Hong Boy made a hundred yuan by going down the mountain to beat up people. If he went down the mountain to clean up people, he couldn't make less than him, right
So Xianyu raised his head and said proudly: "Two hundred yuan!"
As soon as these words came out, Yu Nian was dumbfounded and exclaimed: "How much?"
In Yu Nian's impression, it would cost dozens of yuan to hire a gangster to support the scene, and it would cost over one or two hundred yuan to have a take-out meal.
The salted fish in front of me, not to mention whether it has magical powers or not, the variety and shape alone cost at least 1,800 yuan, right? result…
At this moment, Yu Nian's view of Xianyu finally changed. This wasn't unreliable, it was simply cute!
Seeing Yu Nian's shocked look, he remained in a daze without replying.
Xianyuxin said, do you want too much
So Xianyu said: "One hundred and fifty is fine. If it's any less, I won't do it."
Yu Nian was immediately happy. Sure enough, the people on the mountain and Fang Zheng's disciples couldn't speak like a lion. They were really like fish!
So Yu Nian said: "Two hundred, I'll give you two hundred, can you help me now?"
When Xianyu heard this, he suddenly became interested and laughed loudly: "Ami haha... Tuohei Buddha, no problem, let's go upstairs. Which floor is their house on?"
When Yu Nian heard this, his face suddenly darkened. He came all the way and talked all the way, but this stupid fish didn't even listen... A hundred thousand thoughts flew past him, what kind of fish is this!
After getting to the third floor, Yu Nian asked in a low voice: "Are you really going to knock on the door?"
Xianyu pinched his beard and said, "Knock it on, I'm here, what are you afraid of?"
So, Yu Nian knocked on the door.
Boom, boom, boom!
There were three knocks on the door, and the next moment, the door opened.
"Is it you?" The girl who opened the door was wearing glasses and had pretty features. She looked a little cowardly. When she saw Yu Nian, she looked surprised but not very guilty.
"Why are you here?" Hu Xiaoye asked.
Yu Nian looked at the girl in front of him, his heart hurt, and he sighed, "What do you think?"
Hu Xiaoye thought for a moment and said, "Let's forget it. My dad doesn't agree, so let's leave it like that. Don't come to me again. You're a very nice person..."
When Yu Nian heard this, his heart ached even more, and he said bitterly: "I'm a nice person... Haha, is this your definition of me?"
Hu Xiaoye shook his head and said, "Then what do you want me to say?"
Xianyu worked hard this time, using his invisibility to hide himself, and whispered: "Let her pay back the money!"
Only then did Yu Nian remember the purpose of coming and said, "I'm here to get my house and betrothal gift back."
Hu Xiaoye was stunned for a moment, then fell silent and said, "You have to tell my dad about this..."
When Yu Nian heard this, he was completely disappointed with this girl. The money was handed over to her, and her name was written on the house. In the end, just one word to her father and everything was dismissed!
At this moment, Yu Nian was completely desperate for Hu Xiaoye, and the last trace of tenderness in his eyes disappeared.
At this moment, a fierce voice sounded: "Xiao Ye, who is it?"
Hu Xiaoye immediately said: "It's Yu Nian."
Upon hearing this, Xianyu cursed in a low voice: "Damn it, no wonder they defaulted on their debts. This family is all shameless! This girl looks innocent and has more scheming intentions than you! I was pretending to be stupid before, but now I'm just pretending Sold! She doesn’t say she’s a bad person, but she’s no better than her father.”
Yu Nian nodded slightly. He was a writer. He was best at analyzing the inner activities of characters and was also good at logical reasoning. Therefore, Hu Xiaoye's move made it clear that he did not want to talk about money with Yu Nian. Just call her dad to drive them away!
(End of chapter)