The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 134: Lolita brings arms [Please collect]

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Therefore, as soon as fireworks were set off in several directions, Lone Wolf immediately ran over and squatted in the best position to watch. The squirrel always lay on the lone wolf's back, pulling on the lone wolf's hair, and took a ride... The two little guys had a great time playing.

Fang Zheng, on the other hand, is no stranger to fireworks. He prefers spreading street lanterns to fireworks...

Standing on the top of the mountain and looking down, sure enough, Fang Zheng saw a burning trolley being pushed out.

Fang Zheng suddenly became happy, jumped up, and shouted: "The Sa family is going down the mountain, are you two going?"

The lone wolf and the squirrel looked at the fireworks in the distance, but the fireworks went off twice and disappeared! So they all ran over and said they wanted to go.

Fang Zheng took the two little guys directly down the mountain.

Throwing street lanterns is a custom in Yizhi Village. In previous years, every household would prepare a ball of cotton balls, rice, etc., then pour diesel on it, then leave the house, light the ball bags and throw them on the road. .

Earlier, everyone used soybean oil and spread it around their homes to pray for a prosperous new year.

However, the price of this is that the fire rate is relatively high.

Coupled with the fact that young people are moving into the city, many of the things that are customary for the year are beginning to be thrown away. So the village took over the task of spreading street lanterns. Every year, a family would be selected and given a certain subsidy, and then this family would be responsible for spreading street lanterns.

The street lamps at this time were a little different. Nowadays, there are a lot of corn farmers in the Northeast. Every household has a lot of corn husks. After the corn husks are dried, they are sprinkled with diesel fuel and lit on fire to burn for a long time.

Fang Zheng went down the mountain and happened to see Song Ergou pushing a full-iron cart. The cart was burning with fire. It was filled with corn husks sprinkled with diesel fuel. He took two steps and used a shovel to push the cart. A small pile was made and sprinkled in the middle of the road, and a small ball of flame danced in the wind, which was really beautiful.

Fang Zheng smiled and said, "Donor Song, are you going to scatter street lights this year?"

Song Ergou turned around and saw that it was Fang Zheng, and he was immediately happy: "Yes! In the past years, I was always a fool, but this year I learned well. The village took care of me and gave me such a job. Abbot, why did you come down?"

Fang Zheng looked at Song Ergou, who had completely changed his ways, and said with a smile: "It's the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, let's go down the mountain to feel happy."

"I tell you, you should have come down from the mountain long ago. It's so boring on the mountain." As Song Ergou spoke, he sprinkled another flame and said with a smile: "Hey, I saw the village chief do this in the past, and I didn't think it was that bad. It’s really hard to do this by yourself. It’s so hot... "

Fang Zheng had an idea and became more playful, saying, "How about I give it a try?"

"You?" Song Ergou was stunned.

Fang Zheng smiled and said, "Is there any problem?"

"This car is quite heavy. You can do it... uh, pretend I didn't say it." Before Song Ergou could finish his words, he saw Fang Zheng pushing the car away. His steps were brisk and relaxed, and he was more evasive than his fear of sparks. My appearance is much more generous.

Seeing this, Song Ergou quickly followed him and said with a smile: "Okay! You are so powerful."

Fang Zheng smiled and said: "There is nothing to do on the mountain, so just practice strength. Give this shovel to the poor monk, and the rest of the poor monks will do it."

Song Ergou nodded, and then told Fang Zheng some things to pay attention to. When someone came looking for him, he ran away.

Fang Zheng didn't take it seriously and pushed the cart forward. The lone wolf behind him was a little afraid of fire and stayed away. As a result, the little squirrel was not happy, jumped down, and ran directly to Fang Zheng's shoulder. Looking at the red flames in front of him, the little thing was a little scared, but more excited. The little paws are rubbed, the big eyes are watery...

Just then, something flew into the car.

Snapped!

There was a crisp sound suddenly. Fang Zheng had been doing this all his life, so he was not afraid. But the little squirrel was so frightened that it almost fell off Fang Zheng's shoulders.

Then there was a burst of laughter and laughter in the distance. A large group of children were holding lanterns. A few of them made faces at Fang Zheng and shouted, "Brother Fang Zheng, is this a surprise?"

Fang Zheng rolled his eyes and said, "Liu Rui, you kid wants to go to heaven, don't you? Back then, the poor monk led you all the way to defeat demons and demons, and the poor monk was the one who carried you when you were beaten. How dare you scare the poor monk today? Believe it or not. Will it make you cry?"

"Brother Fangzheng, please stop scaring me. My mother said that you have become a monk and will not be wild with us. My mother even asked me to learn from you..." Liu Rui's eyes were very bright, and he was full of energy at first glance. A very troublesome little guy.

Fangzheng smiled. He didn't expect that the negative teaching material in the village had become a positive role model. He didn't know whether he should be happy or not. Or ask Wang Yougui for a big red flower

At this moment, several more firecrackers were thrown over. These were firecrackers. They were lit and exploded after a while. They were a weapon to scare people.

Fang Zheng is no longer the naughty kid he used to be. When he saw the sliding cannon flying towards him, Fang Zheng raised his leg and kicked it back.

Liu Rui was so frightened that he hurried away.

But Liu Rui didn't give up and shouted, "Brother Fangzheng has finally come down the mountain. Brothers and sisters, please greet him!"

So a dozen children lit up the cannons and threw them around. Fangzheng suddenly became a little messy. They were going to rebel! Fang Zheng rolled up a part of the firecrackers with a big wave of his hand, and returned them all with a flick of his backhand. The firecrackers crackled for a while, and the children screamed, but most of them laughed.

It was impossible for Fang Zheng to shoot back all the firecrackers, and some firecrackers fell into the car, crackling and exploding with sparks. Two sparks were blown by the wind, one landed on the little squirrel's forehead, and the other fell. On the lone wolf's body, for a moment, the scorched hair floated over.

Fang Zheng smelled it vigorously and said, "This smells quite fragrant. Can you two shave your hair later?"

As a result, the squirrel and the lone wolf got blank stares and even more anger. Who were they looking for to provoke whom? Still being bullied by naughty kids

Seeing Fang Zheng's bravery, the children quickly withdrew, and the laughter and firecrackers gradually faded away.

At this moment, a little girl ran over, looked up at Fang Zheng and said, "Brother Fang Zheng, this is for you. Liu Rui is such a bully, use this to blow him up."

When Fang Zheng took a look, the little girl actually gave him a double kick! When I took it and looked at it, it read, "Hang Tian Lei" in three big characters! Fang Zheng was dumbfounded. Will he use this thing to blow him back? This reminded Fang Zheng of a certain general's famous saying: "Second Battalion Commander? Are you going to fucking Italy?"

If they really want to explode back, Liu Rui's parents will go crazy...

"Brother, keep this one, and that one, is there a smaller one? This one is too fierce." Fang Zheng said with a smile.

The little girl took out a box of sliding cannons and a box of throwing cannons from her pocket.

When Fang Zheng saw it, he was immediately speechless. The slide gun is a larger and bolder version! One stick is as good as Liu Rui's three or four! The same is true for throwing pao. Other people's throwing cannons are about the size of a small fingernail, but this girl's throwing cannons are as big as a fingernail! Throw it to the ground, and there will be a pop, like thunder! Fortunately, this thing can only be thrown on the hard ground. There is only a layer of paper on the outside and no hard packaging, so it cannot hurt anyone.

(End of chapter)