When the squirrel heard this, he became interested and asked, "Have you lost a lot of weight?"
Hong Hai'er said: "Why are you so thin? When I caught him, the meat on his body couldn't fit in the steamer. He's so fat..."
When the squirrel heard this, his little eyes that were full of fighting spirit suddenly turned dull: "You have traveled thousands of miles and eat vegetarian food every day, and you are still fat?"
Honghai'er said in a serious tone: "Yes, so, this weight loss has nothing to do with your exercise or vegetarian diet."
Squirrel said: "What does that have to do with anything?"
Honghai'er said: "It has something to do with physical fitness. Some people gain weight even if they drink water."
The squirrel rubbed his little face bitterly and said, "Can't I even drink water?"
Red Boy patted the squirrel and said: "Brother, if you don't drink water, you will die. I'm just telling you a fact. Exercise, vegetarianism, and losing weight are useless. So..."
"So, I decided! I'm angry! I won't lose weight! I want to eat pine nuts! I want to eat a lot of mushrooms!" After saying that, the squirrel ran out angrily to find pine nuts and mushrooms.
The monkey lay on the wall and watched the squirrel go away. Then he gave the red boy a thumbs up and said, "Junior brother, that's awesome! If senior brother really loses weight, we won't have any snacks in the future."
Hong Hai'er said: "There is no way, senior brother's nest has been out of stock for several days, we must find a way to hurry up, hehe..."
Monkey: "Hehe... Junior brother, who is that guy you mentioned before who has not lost weight even after walking a hundred and eighty thousand miles?"
Red Boy said: "Zhu Bajie."
Monkey: "... pit!"
At this time, Fang Zheng had had enough rest. He got up and called Xianyu: "Jingzhi, let's go. Follow me down the mountain!"
"Master! Don't you want us anymore?" Hong Hai'er ran over as soon as he heard that he was going down the mountain, hugged Fang Zheng's thigh, and looked at Fang Zheng pitifully.
Fang Zheng said: "In view of your poor performance last time, I will deprive you of the right to go down the mountain this time and do a good job of labor reform on the mountain. When the teacher thinks you are almost ready, I will take you down the mountain."
"Master, I think I have reformed. I have been thinking about it just now, and I really know that I was wrong." Hong Boyer refused to give up.
Unfortunately, Fang Zheng didn't listen to him at all. He found a piece of black cloth, wrapped the salted fish and went straight down the mountain.
Hong Hai'er stood on the top of the mountain, looking at Fang Zheng's leaving figure, and said with a sad face: "I was abandoned by the master, so sad..."
"Junior brother, the second junior brother is back, his pocket is bulging." At this time, Lone Wolf came over and lowered his voice.
When Hong Hai'er heard this, all his decadence was swept away, and he said slyly: "You're back? Come on, Senior Brother Jingzhen, please call Senior Brother out later to have a heart-to-heart talk, and I'll give you a share later."
"No problem!" Monkey assured him by patting his chest.
The three little things smiled and left.
Not long after, the roar of a squirrel came from the temple: "Where is my knife? I'm going to kill someone today! Ahhhhh..."
At the bottom of the mountain, this was the first time for Fang Zheng to walk out of the mountains. He didn't know it until he walked, and he was shocked when he saw that there were mountains outside the mountains, layer after layer, without even a decent road. He completely relied on the protective function of the mountain-moving wheel to go on a rampage, otherwise ordinary people would have given up long ago.
After walking for a day, one man and one fish came out of the mountain. Fang Zheng quickly put the salted fish on his back, used his blinding power, and set off on the roof of a large truck. Fang Zheng didn't know where exactly he was going.
Three days later, Fang Zheng looked at the completely unfamiliar place in front of him and asked, "How much dry food is left?"
Xianyu whispered: "Master, it has been three or four days, and this morning's meal is the last. If we don't prepare some food, we will have to drink from the northwest wind."
Fang Zheng nodded to express his understanding.
At this moment, Fang Zheng saw a store in the distance. There was a sign hanging at the door. The sign said: "The 88th and 188th customers every day are free of charge!"
When Fang Zheng saw it, his eyes immediately lit up!
At this moment, the store door has just opened and the boss is packing up the things at the door. Obviously, there is not a single customer inside!
Fang Zheng suddenly became happy and said with a smile: "The food is ready!"
Therefore, Fang Zheng was not in a hurry to leave, and took Xianyu with him to sit on the stone platform opposite the restaurant. When a guest comes, Fangzheng will count one...
While Fang Zheng was counting, Xianyu hissed. Fang Zheng subconsciously looked to the side and saw a child walking not far away and squatting down. The child was a little nervous, and his big eyes were staring at the door of the hotel. That look...
If it weren't for his murderous intent, Fang Zheng would have suspected that this kid wanted to blow up the restaurant to avenge himself.
At this time, a guest came, and the child immediately broke off one finger, obviously counting.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he was stunned. He wiped his nose and whispered to Xianyu, "Hey, someone's here to grab some food."
Xianyu whispered: "Master, let me out and scare him away in a minute."
Fang Zheng slapped the fish head wrapped in black cloth, and said with a smile: "Why are you angry with a child? Didn't the child see the two guests who came in before? If he counted like this, we will definitely win. Today’s meal is indispensable for you.”
"What will you do without me?" Xianyu was a little worried. After all, they often heard the lone wolf tell them about the story of blood and tears when he came down the mountain and starved to death...
Fang Zheng chuckled and said, "I missed you, go back and prepare a double feast for you!"
Xianyu immediately said: "It's a deal!"
Fang Zheng hummed and remained silent.
As time went by, more and more guests came to the hotel, and Fang Zheng squatted there silently counting the number.
Finally, when the eightieth guest arrived, the child suddenly turned around and ran away.
When Fang Zheng saw this scene, he wiped his nose and was a little confused. He muttered: "Is this kid just here to count? Didn't he want to go in and have a meal?"
In this case, Fang Zheng was no longer polite and quietly waited for the remaining guests to appear so that he could grab the seat of the 88th guest.
After waiting agonizingly for a long time, the eighty-seventh guest finally appeared. Fang Zheng quickly stood up and strode towards the hotel to avoid being overtaken by others.
Fang Zheng arrived so quickly that he also attracted the attention of the store owner. After all, a big man has been squatting opposite the door since early in the morning, waiting for everyone to watch.
Seeing Fang Zheng coming, the store owner showed a helpless and kind smile. Obviously, he was not disgusted with this kind of people who came to eat for free, and he was an honest businessman.
Seeing this scene, Fang Zheng felt a little embarrassed and wondered whether he would repay the favor in the future.
At this moment, Xianyu said: "Master, look behind you!"
(End of chapter)