The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 1416: Why are you so naughty?

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"Ding! The first time, you helped the police solve the case during the travel scam, and you will be rewarded with a lucky draw. The second time, you helped the father and son work together. The third time, you helped the girl return home and regain her dream. Exactly three lucky draw opportunities!" the system said.

When Fang Zheng heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief. He was really afraid that the system would come up with something that did not meet the requirements and would not award merit through a lottery. The system has actually done this before.

Although I couldn't get four lucky draw opportunities, saving the disciple's life was the most important thing at the moment.

So, Fang Zheng nodded and said, "Let's go home!"

So, Fang Zheng turned on Dream Huangliang, mounted Xianyu, and the two guys turned into smoke and flew away!

Yi Meng Huang Liang's magical power lasts for 24 hours in total, which means that Fang Zheng can use it until tonight. Therefore, there is absolutely no problem in running around for a day...

I just ran for more than 20 minutes, left the city, and entered a country road, and the result...

"Huh... Master, I can't run anymore!" Xianyu shouted.

Fang Zheng was speechless for a while, and said in an angry tone: "You've just run so far and you can't run anymore? Are you being lazy?"

Upon hearing this, Xianyu rolled his eyes and said, "Master, when I drive a car, I still have to refuel. When I ride a horse, I still need to pay for it... You ride a salted fish and you don't even get a meal... You really think I am Did you grow up eating air?"

Fang Zheng's face turned red when he heard this, but what about eating? He wants to eat too, but what to eat

The city is not as good as the mountains. If you are hungry in the mountains, you can just dig some wild vegetables and eat them.

Anything that can be seen in the city is either private or state property, and it is a crime to attack it...

Helplessly, Xianyu refused to leave, so Fang Zheng had no choice but to wrap up Xianyu and carry him on his back. Although he was hungry, he still had some strength.

After receiving Yimeng Huangliang's magical power, he was about to leave when a car slowly drove up from behind. After a while, the car stopped beside Fangzheng. A female driver poked her head out and asked: "Master, where are you going?" ? If you’re on your way, I’ll give you a ride?”

When Fang Zheng heard this, he was immediately overjoyed. He clasped his hands and said, "Amitabha, almsgiver, where can this poor monk go?"

Fang Zheng didn't know exactly where he lived. They were all in the mountains. He couldn't tell the group and number among the mountains, right

So, I can only point in one direction.

The female driver was also cheerful, patted the steering wheel and said: "Get in the car."

Fang Zheng got into the car immediately, sat in the passenger seat and fastened his seat belt. Without the direct sunlight and the air conditioner turned on, Fangzheng felt much more comfortable... except that the salted fish behind him was a bit unnerving. However, Fang Zheng immediately used his imagination and moved the position of the salted fish so that it was just on the lower back.

In Xianyu's heart, hundreds of thousands of cao nima rushed past, and he cursed in his heart: "This bastard is bald, I'm addicted to using my ancestors! He used me as a pillow last night, and now he uses me as a waist support! Mmp! I won't follow him in the future. Going down the mountain…”

However, Xianyu still sent a message to Fang Zheng and said: "Master, we finally caught one, don't forget the one who stutters."

Fang Zheng quickly used Yi Meng Huang Liang to cover up his voice and answered him: "My teacher is not that thick-skinned. I just want to rub against other people's cars. I have to eat when I get in the car... I'm sorry. Okay, what?" Don’t talk anymore, just be hungry and go back to the temple before we talk.”

Xianyu looked aggrieved, but he rolled his big eyes and a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Sit tight, let's drive." The female driver smiled.

Fang Zheng nodded, and the result...

"Gululu..." The woman looked at Fang Zheng in astonishment.

Fang Zheng also looked confused. His stomach didn't growl! So Fang Zheng smiled and said, "I'm not a poor monk..."

The woman nodded slightly and said, "Maybe I've misunderstood..."

As a result, the words fell out, and Fang Zheng heard: "Gulu...Gulu...Gulu...Gulu...Gulu..."

"Master, are you hungry?" the woman asked suspiciously.

Fang Zheng's face turned red, he secretly reached behind his back, grabbed the fish's face and pinched it! At the same time, he smiled at the woman and said, "It's okay, it's okay..."

result…

"Gululu...Gurulu...Gulugulu Gulu..." Fang Zheng heard the sound of his stomach growling again.

When Fang Zheng heard this, he immediately became angry. He opened Yi Meng Huang Liang, pulled out the salted fish, stared at him and asked, "What on earth are you going to do?"

Xianyu said pitifully: "Master, I'm starving to death, please give me something to eat..."

Fang Zheng looked at the salted fish like that, feeling helpless and said: "If you bear with me, I will go back to the mountain in a while. You can eat whatever you want."

Xianyu rolled his eyes and said, "It sounds like we have food on the mountain."

Fang Zheng said: "I will do what I say as a teacher."

When Xianyu heard this, he immediately became energetic: "Really?"

Fang Zheng nodded.

Although Fangzheng is unreliable, he can definitely do what he promised! I felt relieved immediately, but I was still hungry...

Fang Zheng said: "Now, just stay back and don't make any more random noises!"

After saying that, Fang Zheng stuffed the salted fish back behind his back and continued to use it as a waist support.

The woman did not see Fang Zheng reprimanding Xianyu, but only saw Fang Zheng's face flushed and his head lowered shyly. The woman immediately felt that the monk was very interesting and cute, and her eyes were full of smiles.

The woman couldn't help but feel like teasing the monk, so she asked: "Master, are you really not hungry?"

Fangzheng remained silent...

He couldn't lie, so he could only express his feelings through silence, thinking in his heart: "Do you even need to ask? Don't you know how to read?"

Seeing Fang Zheng like that, the woman burst out laughing. Then she turned around and took a big bag from the row of seats behind her and stuffed it into Fang Zheng's face. "There are bread, milk, and some snacks in it. I originally planned to get hungry on the way," he said. I have some for myself, and some are snacks for my niece. You eat first, don’t starve yourself."

Fang Zheng was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and was about to refuse.

As a result, without opening his mouth, he heard Xianyu behind him imitating his voice: "Amitabha, thank you so much for the donor. That poor monk is welcome."

When Fang Zheng heard this, he immediately became angry, but what could he do if the words were already out

The woman was obviously stunned. She was driving and couldn't keep staring at Fang Zheng, so she didn't know that Fang Zheng didn't even open his mouth just now, but she really didn't expect that the monk's painting style would change so quickly!

However, the woman didn't take it too seriously and said with a smile: "Then eat more."

What can Fang Zheng say? That’s it, let’s eat!

So Fang Zheng was not polite, took out a bite of bread, secretly gave a bite of salted fish, and enjoyed the meal.

The woman chatted with Fang Zheng while driving and introduced herself to each other.

The woman's name is Huayue. It's a nice name, but the surname is relatively rare.

After hearing Fang Zheng's self-reported name, Huayue was obviously stunned for a moment, and finally smiled and said: "Do all the monks nowadays like to take advantage of the heat? I met several Fang Zheng in the temples I went to. Some of them are older. Yes, there is a young novice who has just started... I didn’t expect to pick up another one on the way.”

(End of chapter)