"There really are fish!" Fang Zheng smiled when he saw a large group of fish swimming over.
"Who's calling us?" asked a fish, emerging from the water.
Fang Zheng said quickly: "Amitabha, it is the poor monk who is calling you."
"What do you want us to do?" Yu asked simply.
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "The poor monk wants to cross the river. Do you think you can send him across?"
"Are you talking to us?" Yu asked blankly.
Fang Zheng said: "Yes, I am talking to you."
"Then what are you going to do?" Fish asked.
"The poor monk wants to cross the river. I want you to send him across the river." Fang Zheng said patiently.
"Who are you talking to?" Fish asked more patiently.
"Follow you." Fang Zheng said.
"What did you ask me to do? You told me." Yu asked me seriously.
"The poor monk wants to cross the river. I want you to send him across the river." Fang Zheng explained.
"Who are you talking to?" Yu asked more seriously.
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Fangzheng stared at the fish in front of him. He swore that if it weren't for becoming a monk, he would definitely catch this guy, steam it and then fry it! This guy is definitely teasing him!
At this moment, a small fish swam over and said, "Mom, what are you talking about?"
"I didn't speak. What did I just say?" Yu said.
"What?" Xiaoyu asked cutely.
Seeing this, Fang Zheng suddenly realized a problem. An expert said that the memory of fish seems to be only 7 seconds!
"7 seconds... 7 seconds, your brother-in-law! This fish's memory lasts less than three seconds, okay?" Fang Zheng cursed in his heart. Faced with these fish with terrible memories, Fang Zheng finally gave up on letting them carry him across the river. Otherwise, even if these guys agree, they might forget about it halfway and disperse in a hurry, and he will be in trouble.
So Fang Zheng waved his hand and said: "It's okay, everyone should leave."
"Who is this person talking to?" the mother fish asked the little fish.
Xiaoyu shook his head and said: "You must be sick... Let's go, let's go..."
So a group of fish all dispersed with a huff.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he smiled bitterly in his heart... Is he sick? If he wasn't a monk, he would definitely go into the river and beat the fish!
There was no hope for the fish. Fang Zheng looked up at the sky. What should he do? this is a problem.
Du Lao on the other side of the river frowned when he saw Fang Zheng getting up and the fish all dispersed with a splash. Squat down and say a few words and the fish will gather. Stand up and the fish will disperse... If this were in a fish pond, Thaksin would believe it. This Baihe is also a wild fish. He has grown so big and I have never seen anyone with such ability!
"It must be a coincidence..." Mr. Du muttered in his heart.
Looking at the countryside, Wu Ming was too far away to see the fish clearly. He could only see Fang Zheng squatting down and standing up again, chattering in a dazed manner. Thinking that Fang Zheng had no other choice, he was overjoyed and went to sit in his temple with a smile. As long as Fang Zheng couldn't cross the river, he didn't have to worry about the rest.
Just when Fang Zheng was about to run out of ideas.
The system said: "As a friendly reminder, you got one good review from the system for driving away the thieves. In addition to your previous good reviews for helping Lu Shuangshuang regain his confidence in life, I have accumulated two good reviews."
"Good reviews? Wait, if I remember correctly, can two good reviews be entered into a lottery?" Fang Zheng suddenly remembered this matter!
"Ding! Congratulations, you finally remembered. That's right, you now have a chance to draw a lottery." The system said.
Fang Zheng was speechless and complained, "Why didn't you remind me?"
"You have forgotten it, why should I remember it for you?" the system asked.
Fang Zheng was speechless... Although this should be the responsibility of the system, it seems that the system has always been a bit unreliable and unfair. Just play him? Might as well count on yourself.
So Fang Zheng said: "Forget it, help me draw a lottery. I hope I can draw something useful... Otherwise, if it doesn't work, I can only go into the water and swim over. Alas... swimming over will be a bit embarrassing."
Fang Zheng is protected by moon-white monk robes. Although the river water is cold in winter, it is still a bit cold for him and will not hurt his body. Of course there is no problem in swimming over, the only problem is that you will lose your image and be embarrassed...
Now Fang Zheng already knows that someone is trying to persecute him. If things go by in such an embarrassing situation, he will not be reconciled!
"Shall we start smoking now?" the system asked.
"Yes, start pumping!" Fang Zheng said affirmatively.
"Ding! Congratulations on getting Buddha Shoes - Pudu!"
"Um, just a pair of shoes?" Fang Zheng asked with a look of disgust.
Snapped!
A pair of shoes fell into Fang Zheng's hands. They were a pair of straw sandals made of unknown straw. They didn't look very good. They captured the essence of simplicity and were destined to be rejected!
No matter how Fang Zheng looked at it, they looked like the kind of broken straw sandals thrown away by shoe repairmen in the small town at the foot of the mountain at the door of the supermarket. Let alone ten yuan a pair, two yuan a pair depends on the mood of the buyer. I really can't see anything outstanding about it.
"Ding! The name of Buddha's shoes is Pudu. Wearing these shoes will not sink in water, will not burn in fire, will not sink in mud, will not stick to evil and filth, will not stick to dust, and will be odorless and odorless."
"Isn't that just to prevent foot odor? Uh... it won't sink when exposed to water?" Fang Zheng suddenly realized, these shoes are awesome! His problem is solved!
Fang Zheng immediately asked: "System, are you sure that these shoes will not sink when exposed to water?"
"Produced by the system, the products are genuine and genuine," the system said.
"Then it's dust-free, odorless, and tasteless. Does that mean there's no need to wash it? It's designed to treat foot odor, but there's no need to wash shoes?" Fang Zheng joked casually.
"Yes."
"Good shoes!" Fang Zheng immediately changed his evaluation. Looking at the Baijiang in front of him, Fang Zheng smiled. It was just a small river, but he still wanted to block him, Master Fang Zheng? He's going to show off today!
Fang Zheng smiled extremely happily, and finally threw his head back and laughed.
He looked at Du Lao and Hong Xiang opposite him, then shook his head and said, "This monk is really crazy."
Meanwhile, Mt.
A mage wearing a red cassock and holding a Zen staff walked to Wangxiangya, followed by everyone, and asked a novice monk in a low voice: "Are you all here?"
"Abbots, basically everyone is here, but Abbot Fangzheng of Yizhi Temple has not come yet. I don't know whether he is not coming or is delayed by something." The young novice said in a low voice.
"How is the Founder of Yizhi Temple?" Zen Master Baiyun's white eyebrows wrinkled slightly, as if he was also thinking about which temple this Yizhi Temple is...
"Senior brother, this is the Yizhi Temple that has been in the news a few days ago. It is said that the square calligraphy is good and beats calligraphers. Moreover, the incense has become popular recently, so we sent them invitations." Bian The last old monk whispered.
"The poor monk has remembered that the abbot of the temple is still a child. It's hard to do anything for him. Since he hasn't come yet, let's wait." Zen Master Baiyun whispered, and then everyone took their seats.
As soon as Wu Ming saw Zen Master Baiyun, he immediately came over and heard several people talking about Fang Zheng. Not only was he not angry, he actually wanted everyone to wait for Fang Zheng! This makes him unhappy! Hongyan Temple did not receive such treatment back then! I completely forgot that Zen Master Hongyan from Hongyan Temple is always among the first ones to come. When has he ever been late? What's more, no one is cheating them!
(End of chapter)