Everyone was confused and shot the book three feet apart. What is this
Fang Zheng was also confused, but he didn't give anyone a casual definition. After all, the world is so big that it's full of wonders. It's hard to make judgments before you've seen them.
So Fang Zheng took Hong Boy and stood aside and watched quietly.
At this time, Master Liu slowed down his breathing slightly, and the beautiful woman next to him used a golden bamboo pole to lift the red cloth on the basin. Every move showed respect for the utensils in the basin. The overall ceremony was so solemn, as if inside It's like a national treasure.
Everyone craned their necks to look inside, and everyone was curious, what was inside
As the red cloth was lifted, everyone saw what was inside and were immediately dumbfounded!
I saw several smaller versions of pull-out water guns placed in the big basin. The water guns were quite big and came in various models, including double barrels and double nozzles.
Fang Zheng was immediately dumbfounded and muttered: "This..."
Honghai'er said: "Master, what does this mean?"
Fang Zheng shook his head. He thought it was a writing brush, but it turned out to be something like this. He had no idea about this thing. He really couldn't figure out what it had to do with calligraphy. So he touched Red Boy's head and said, "I think the teacher's imagination is limited, so I really don't know what this master is going to do."
While speaking, the master held a small pull-out water gun with both hands as solemnly and solemnly as if he were holding a pen, and then worshiped the heaven and the earth.
Another person came over with a large bucket. The master filled the water gun with ink, and then shouted: "Shoot the ink!"
After saying that, he suddenly turned his head, looked at the long rice paper, and shouted: "Yeah!"
The short legs slightly bent in response to the sound, and one foot was stretched straight forward, drawing an arc and falling down, like a big rooster in a chicken coop, every step was sure to be magical...
At the same time, Master Liu pushed the pull-out water gun, and the water gun shot out a stream of black ink onto the drawing paper.
Master Liu shouted again, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah..." and walked over at a faster pace. As he walked, his hands shook, and long and crooked marks were ejected.
Just listen to several men and women below shouting: "Good! Good! So good!"
"Okay! Hello, master!"
"Okay! Master, surpass Wang Xizhi with one stroke!"
…
Seeing this, the audience was stunned.
Honghai'er pulled Fangzheng's clothes and said, "Master, what is this? From another angle, isn't it just a child peeing on the wall?"
When Fang Zheng heard this, he was speechless for a while, but he had to admit that it did look a bit like... But he still shook his head slightly and said, "I don't know, maybe he is really a master, and there is a foreshadowing in the front, and it is possible that there will be a wonderful scene in the end."
Fang Zheng was not speaking for the other party. After all, there were some artists on the Internet. Their behavior at the beginning was puzzling to everyone, and they even thought they were idiots. But when the results came out, they could amaze the whole world. Therefore, until the end, Fang Zheng didn't want to start spraying, but just waited patiently.
"Master, can you stop gritting your teeth when you speak, and when you clench your fists, can you clench your own? My hands are clenching red... You are going too against your will." Hong Boy said helplessly.
Fang Zheng's face turned red, and he changed the subject and said, "Shut up! Just watch quietly!"
But here comes the problem. Facing these bastards, he really can't help but beat them!
At this moment, Master Liu in front spoke again, holding a large pull-out water gun, facing the canvas from a distance of one meter, and then roared, holding the water gun without even looking. The water gun was flicked around, and a crooked circle was drawn, which was then straightened and sprayed to the back of the canvas.
"good!"
"Very good!"
"Yeah!"
The people below continued to shout.
The master seemed to have been beaten to death, and he used a double-barreled pull-out water gun to spray from one side to the other. As for what was sprayed out... He didn't even look at the canvas. Who knows what he was spraying? What the hell!
At this time, the master suddenly stood up, twisted around, put down the pull-out water gun, and clapped his hands. It was obvious that his creation was over.
Fang Zheng's forehead turned red as he looked at the extremely ugly, devoid of beauty, and even the random graffiti on the canvas... What are these
Hong Hai'er said: "Master, if these guys are placed in our place, they will dance wildly. Most likely, they will be conquered by the heavenly soldiers and generals, and they will not survive for three days."
Fang Zheng touched Red Boy's head and said, "Don't worry, there are also demons and monsters here, and they will also be conquered."
"Master, what if no one takes care of it?" Honghai'er asked.
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "Disciple, you have to believe that there are always some heavenly soldiers and generals in the world who are willing to meddle in other people's business."
"For example?" Hong Hai'er seemed to see something in Fang Zheng's eyes.
Fang Zheng chuckled and said, "For example..."
Speaking of this, Fang straightened up and listened to the voices of those men who were still shouting, and shouted: "What rubbish?!"
As soon as these words came out, the whole place was in an uproar!
Whether they were Chinese or foreigners, everyone looked at Fang Zheng.
At that moment, Fang Zheng scanned everyone's eyes and saw a lot of information.
The shills had angry faces, and the audience had surprised faces. Apparently they didn't expect that someone would actually stand up and cause trouble!
Hong Boy was also startled, but he was the kind of person who was not afraid of big things, so he immediately shouted: "Yes, what kind of crap?! Even a child's pee looks better than this!"
Seeing such a cute little monk say this, many viewers laughed and thought this child was so cute.
Some people wanted to say something, but were stopped by their companions. The companion shook his head slightly and whispered: "Don't cause trouble if you don't like it. These people all have backgrounds and people... Otherwise, how could they dare to do this?"
"Don't go, what does it have to do with us?"
"Forget it, we have many families."
"Let's just watch the excitement. If it doesn't look good, just leave."
…
Although these sounds were small, Fang Zheng and Hong Hai'er could hear them clearly. Fang Zheng's heart felt a little cold after hearing this. He knew that the blood of the world needs a fire to ignite!
Red Boy sent a message: "Master, it seems that no one will fight alongside you."
Fang Zheng touched Red Boy's head and said calmly: "Because there are fewer nosy people in the world, all the monsters and ghosts come out and cause cholera in the world."
"So, master, are you going to challenge them alone?" Hong Hai'er asked.
Fang Zheng shook his head and said, "No, it's all of us."
Hong Hai'er looked puzzled...
At this moment, a tall and round man came over and said angrily: "Who are you? What are you talking about here? Do you understand what art is?"
Fang Zheng smiled and asked, "Do you know what shame is?"
The other party's face suddenly turned red and he said angrily: "If you don't understand, just leave!"
Fang Zheng shook his head and ignored the other party. He came directly to the rubbish painting that the master had casually scribbled on and said with a smile: "You call this calligraphy? If this can also be called calligraphy, it would be the most ridiculous thing in the world! I have to say that this is the worst time that Chinese calligraphy has been hacked."
(End of chapter)