But Xianyu chuckled and said: "Master, don't be complacent. People can sit inside without being blown by the wind or wet by the rain. They turn on the heating in winter and the air conditioner in summer. If you don't have a girlfriend, you can drive it out for a walk and still bring it back. One. How can you compare to a dog? In addition to being able to eat, what else can this dog do? If you were an ordinary person, girls would probably be too scared to come near you... "
Hearing this, Fang Zheng and Lone Wolf narrowed their eyes at the same time...
A few minutes later…
"Elder brother, I made a mistake, let me go up..."
On the road, a salted fish desperately chased the big wolf running in front, begging in various ways.
Although what Xianyu said didn't sound good, Fang Zheng was really thinking about this issue, but it seemed that the money in his pocket was not enough to buy a car.
The most important thing is that it is really useless for him to ask for a car. It is difficult to walk where the One Finger Temple is now, so why drive? Even if you can drive to the bottom of the mountain, how can you climb the stairs? This is not a helicopter...
At the same time, Fang Zheng took out the spirit-opening talisman and wondered in his mind, what should this thing be used for
At this moment, Lone Wolf suddenly shouted: "Master, look ahead!"
Fang Zheng raised his head and realized that there was a piece of steel garbage in front of him. This garbage dump didn't know how many years ago, and there were rusty and tattered cars everywhere...
"Master, you are looking at the wrong place!" Lone Wolf was speechless for a while and shouted.
Fang Zheng looked in another direction, his eyes widened quickly, he clasped his hands together and silently recited: "Amitabha."
I saw a bright light in front of me. On the sports car, a woman in bikini was sitting on the passenger seat waving her clothes, looking very excited. As the sports car was racing all the way, the man driving the car didn't forget to turn around and touch her...
Fang Zheng, Lone Wolf, and Xianyu cursed almost in unison: "Beasts!"
"Master, aren't they too dangerous like this?" Lone Wolf said.
As a result, Lone Wolf discovered that the bald thief actually took out his mobile phone and took pictures from multiple angles...
Lone Wolf's old face turned dark and said: "Master, you turned out to be this kind of person. I misjudged you."
Fang Zheng raised his hand and slapped him in the face: "What are you thinking about? I'm here to keep evidence for you to call the police. Playing with your phone while driving and touching things you shouldn't touch are simply seeking death... You must report it!"
Then Fang Zheng made a call and actually called the police.
After running for a while, a siren sounded ahead and the sports car was stopped.
Watching the car owner being taken away and the sports car being towed away...
The lone wolf howled out...
Fang Zheng shook his head slightly and said: "Amitabha, this poor monk is definitely not envious, jealous or hateful..."
boom!
A bolt of thunder struck in front of me...
Lone Wolf and Xianyu had long known that if Fang Zheng lied, he would be struck by lightning.
Seeing this scene, I was rolling on the floor laughing...
Fang Zheng's old face darkened, and he coughed dryly, relying on his shamelessness, and said, "Why are you laughing? If you laugh any more, you'll be hungry tonight!"
The two of them immediately shut up, obediently not saying a word, they just let out a puff while holding it in... The corners of their mouths always turned up subconsciously.
Fang Zheng was about to say something when he suddenly froze, looked in his hand, then rummaged through his pockets, and exclaimed: "Where is my magic talisman?!"
Xianyu said: "Master, what magic talisman are you talking about? Is it the piece of paper you waved before?"
Fang Zheng nodded.
Xianyu said: "When you look at a beautiful woman, wipe your saliva and throw it away..."
Fang Zheng exclaimed: "What? Throw it away?!"
Fang Zheng suddenly became anxious. As for wiping his saliva, he no longer cared about it... He was a big young man, full of blood, and he would be damned if he didn't take a second look at such a beautiful woman. Fang Zheng always felt that he was just a temporary monk, not a temporary eunuch. As long as he didn't act recklessly, he didn't care about physical reactions.
Calm, extremely calm...
But if the magic talisman is lost, he can no longer be calm...
It's not that I'm reluctant to open the magic talisman, but once the magic talisman falls on something, it will create monsters!
If this is ignored, something big will happen!
"Jingzhi, did you see where the spiritual talisman flew?" Fang Zheng asked.
Xianyu pointed to the scrap car disposal site in the distance and said: "It was blown over there by the wind, but I don't know exactly where it landed. The wind was very strong at the time, and the talisman flew very high..."
"Master, what should we do now?" Lone Wolf asked.
Fang Zheng said: "Look! No matter what, find it! If you can't find it, you have to find the guy whose intelligence was opened by the magic talisman!"
So, Fang Zheng, Lone Wolf and Xianyu immediately rushed into the scrap car disposal site. However, the place was full of dismantled old and broken cars. These cars didn't look like they could be used as waste...
The lone wolf smelled the smell and went forward to look for it, but he smelled the smell of gasoline. After sniffing it a few times, he started to sneeze...
The salted fish burrowed through the mountains of cars, but obviously found nothing.
Fang Zheng was completely helpless...
One person, one wolf, and one salted fish searched around and finally got together.
"Master, I don't know where your piece of paper has flown." Xianyu said.
Lone Wolf: "Ah Sneeze... Master, is it possible that your magic talisman failed? Or was it blown farther away?"
Fang Zheng also had this guess. At this moment, from a pile of broken cars that had been piled up for who knows how many years, coughing sounds came from the pile: "Cough cough cough... help... cough... help..."
The three of them looked at each other and were stunned.
Lone Wolf said: "There is someone in there, someone is trapped inside!"
Xianyu immediately ran over, looked inside along the gap, and exclaimed: "Master, I found it! Your magic talisman is inside!"
Fang Zheng hurriedly ran over and looked inside along the gap. Sure enough, the magic talisman that he had balled up rolled inside. At the same time, the cry for help came from inside!
Fang Zheng said: "No matter what is inside, we can save it first!"
After Fang Zheng finished speaking, he grabbed the body of a car and threw it aside. He was so strong that he looked like a humanoid robot.
The lone wolf also took a car in his mouth and left.
Xianyu was on the side, shouting: "Come on, come on, come on..."
Fang Zheng and Lone Wolf's faces darkened, and they looked at him sideways.
Xianyu immediately hunched over and said, "Ahem... My old man's health is failing. You wouldn't have the heart to let an old man do such strenuous physical work, would you?"
The scene changed and Fang Zheng was sitting on the back of the lone wolf, holding a big iron stick in his hand and looking ahead.
Xianyu struggled to pull out one car after another, and then threw them aside... While working, he shouted: "You are bullying the elderly! You lack a sense of merit! Is it easy for me? At my age, I still can't do it." Gotta work!”
Fang Zheng said: "If you complain again, you will be hungry tonight."
Xianyu immediately straightened his back and shouted boldly: "I love labor, I love labor, labor makes me happy, Oye..."
Fang Zheng was really speechless for this shameless guy...
But if you think about it carefully, the disciples of his Yizhi Temple seem to be quite thick-skinned.
But he completely forgot that he was the last person to be shameless in the temple...
(End of chapter)