Thanks to Xianyu's efforts, a hill was finally leveled.
Then I heard a shout from the garbage pile: "Get out of the way, I'm coming out!"
Then I heard a humming sound, and a burst of black smoke rose from the garbage dump, followed by fire...
Then the garbage pile was opened, and a small shabby car with a broken iron cover and a few pieces of paint drove out. As it drove, black smoke was emitting from the back of the butt!
It doesn't matter, the key is that the front of the car is also smoking...
"Master, isn't this car having internal combustion?" Xianyu said.
Lone Wolf said: "Master, wouldn't this car be burned to death just after driving Lingzhi? Is this considered self-immolation?"
"Bah! Can you two say something nice? You just set yourself on fire! Your whole family set themselves on fire! I'm fine! Ahem..." The car coughed twice, and two large clouds of black smoke were sprayed from the front and rear of the car at the same time. Out...
Fang Zheng grinned and asked, "Donor, what's wrong with you? Are you sick?"
The car hummed: "If you haven't showered or brushed your teeth for several years, wouldn't your breath still be bad when you open your mouth? I have too much waste gas in my body and it will be fine. By the way, who are you?"
Fang Zheng was stunned. This was really a difficult problem to introduce. Moreover, Fang Zheng also discovered a problem. This old car seemed to know a lot, and it didn't look like it had just turned on Lingzhi.
Fang Zheng always thought that people who had just opened their spiritual intelligence were just like children, but this guy... was different.
"System, are you sure this was opened by Kai Ling?" Fang Zheng asked the system.
The system said: "Actually, many things have condensed too many thoughts of people. If these thoughts are placed on monsters, when the monsters become spirits, they will become part of their own souls. Innate knowledge... even the thoughts of these monsters The personality will be affected by the other person. Therefore, it is not surprising that he behaves like this. It can only be said that his original owner seems to be an old man who is not young and likes to complain. "
After listening to the explanation, Fang Zheng felt relieved, otherwise he would have been afraid that he would have found the wrong person and set up some trap.
"What should I ask you? Who are you?" Broche asked.
When Xianyu who was resting over there heard this, he immediately got angry and jumped up and shouted: "Who are we? Do you have the nerve to ask? You bastard, if it weren't for us, would you be able to speak intelligently? If it weren't for us, Can you crawl out of the ruins? They have been dragged away and pressed into sheets of iron, and the waste has been reused!"
Po Che narrowed his eyes and said, "Blow, keep blowing! If I believe you, I will be your grandfather!"
Xianyu was about to present evidence and explain, when he suddenly froze on the spot. After carefully analyzing what the broken car said, he immediately rolled his eyes and said, "Believe it or not!"
Lone Wolf whispered to Fang Zheng: "Master, what should we do? This car doesn't trust us? Why don't we just ignore him and let him fend for himself?"
Fang Zheng also had a headache. It was absolutely impossible to let him fend for himself!
If it were really released, there's no telling how big of a trap this car would make.
If someone caught it, the slices would probably be light... It would be possible to crush it into molecules and analyze them one by one.
Just when Fangzheng was worried...
The shabby car over there approached Xianyu and chuckled, "Do you believe it or not?"
Xianyu: "Yeah!"
Broken Car suddenly jumped up and shouted: "I believe it! Haha... I am your grandpa!"
When Xianyu heard this, his face suddenly darkened. He jumped up and shouted, "You little brat, you still want to be my grandfather? Take a bite of my old phlegm!"
As a result, Xianyu opened his mouth, the car turned around, and with a buzz, a smell of black smoke poured directly into Xianyu's mouth...
Xianyu made a sound of vomiting, coughed dryly, and cursed at the same time: "Master, this grandson is so bad! Don't stop me for a while, I want to teach him a lesson!"
"You're the only one who wants to teach me a lesson? Can you catch up with me? Ah... Roar!" The broken car suddenly started running at a very fast speed, running in circles.
When Xianyu saw it, he was furious: "You asked for this!"
After saying that, Xianyu chased after him, only to see a car running in the garbage pile, pulling a trail of black smoke. In the black smoke, a black fish was chasing...
"Eat my exhaust, haha..." The broken car screamed extremely cheerfully!
But a few minutes later…
"I... I can't run anymore... I'm running out of energy... Oh, oh..." The broken car made two muffled bangs and spewed out two large clouds of black gas. It jumped up and down a few times and then stopped. . Xianyu sprinted into the car and slapped the front of the car hard!
Bang bang bang!
"Run!"
Bang!
"Aren't you awesome? You ran away!" Xianyu shouted.
Broche blew out a breath of black air and said feebly: "I'm too hungry to run...otherwise you won't be able to catch up with me."
Xianyu grinned and said with a ferocious smile: "Little bastard, are you still talking to my ancestors? Today I will show you what it means to tear apart a car by hand!"
While he was talking, Xianyu jumped off the hood, grabbed the iron car body on the side and pulled it hard. With a stabbing sound, the car was torn in half like paper!
When I saw the broken car, I was so frightened that the car lights turned on. I quickly backed away, but I couldn't run away!
Seeing this, Lone Wolf asked Fang Zheng, "Master, you still don't care?"
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "Your junior brother is sensible. He is an old guy who has lived for who knows how many years. You see, he is really fooling around. In fact... just wait."
Lone Wolf: "Oh."
Xianyu screamed twice, waved his two fins, and shouted: "Ancestor, I am very angry, and the consequences will be serious! Next, it's your turn!"
While he was talking, Xianyu had already rushed over, lifted the broken car up, and shouted: "Tear the car apart with your hands, start now!"
"No, no, no! I'm done with it! I'm done with it! Don't be like this! If you have something to say, please say it!" Pa Che finally gave up and shouted.
"Say it nicely? Okay!" Xianyu waved his hand, and with a bang, the broken car was thrown to the ground.
"Be gentle, you're almost going to smash the tire." Broken Car complained.
As a result, Xianyu glared, and the lights in the broken car immediately dimmed, as if a person was squinting his eyes and saying in a flattering manner: "Brother, be gentle next time..."
"That's more like it! Damn Che, let me tell you, you were resurrected by us. From now on, you should be nice and obedient! Otherwise, my ancestor, I won't be happy. I'll tear you apart at most. If my senior brother gets angry, , hum... Do you see the big wolf over there, the fangs in that mouth... Do you see it?" Xianyu said.
Po Che looked over, Lone Wolf looked confused, why did he have anything to do with him
Xianyu said: "Elder brother, where are your teeth?"
The lone wolf had no choice but to show his fangs, and the fangs were shining with cold light... In order to cooperate with the salted fish, he also took a bite of the iron car next to him, and with one click, the iron was directly bitten through!
(End of chapter)