When I saw the broken car, I was so frightened that I trembled... I thought: I thought I was weird enough, but each of these guys is more perverted than the last!
Xianyu said: "If my senior brother gets angry, he will eat you bit by bit, screw by screw! There won't be any paint left for you!"
"I was wrong..." Po Che had already seen the reality clearly at this moment. Before he couldn't run away without enough food, he'd better be cowardly.
But he also has a small plan. As long as he is fed, he will definitely run away!
Stay away from these perverts!
"Amitabha!" At this moment, a Buddha's call sounded.
Fang Zheng walked over with a smile and said, "Jingzhi, don't be so fierce."
Xianyu pouted and said, "Master, I'm already gentle enough, but according to my temper back then, he's just a pile of scrap metal now."
The broken car was so frightened that he hurriedly hid on the side. He felt that among the three things, this bald and hairless guy looked the kindest and the easiest to deceive, so he took refuge in his place first, and ran away immediately after he had eaten and drank enough.
So Broken Car leaned against Fangzheng and said, "Well... you, this disciple, are so scary."
Fang Zheng said: "Donor, don't be afraid, watch the video and relax."
"Watch a video?" Po Che asked excitedly, "Can I watch a movie?"
Fang Zheng said: "Of course, you see..."
After saying that, Fang Zheng took out his mobile phone and clicked play. A black background and white words appeared - Abandoned Car Disposal Process...
At first, I didn’t want to see the broken car, but when I saw that each one of the same kind was violently dismantled for various parts, and then stuffed into a big pit, a big machine pressed down, and small squares came out. , his entire car’s alarms went off.
"You... why are you showing me this? I'm telling you, I'm not a junk car!" Broken Che shouted.
Fang Zheng said: "You'd better turn off the alarm. This is the abandoned car processing plant. If you attract people here, you will be responsible for the consequences."
The broken car immediately turned off the alarm, and the smoke was reduced a lot...
Fang Zheng said: "Come, let's watch the second video."
Broken Car glanced at it and saw it read - Unknown Creatures and Alien Anatomy Decrypted.
Fang Zheng sat on the edge and said: "Human beings are the masters of the world now, but they still don't understand many things. What should I do if they don't understand? Just study... How to study?"
Xianyu immediately said, "Just slice it."
Lone Wolf followed: "Isn't there anyone who resists?"
Xianyu smiled and said: "Those who resisted were exterminated... But if a car has intelligence, it should be consistent with an unknown creature, right?"
When Po Che heard this, he was so frightened that the alarm almost went off again, and said angrily: "You are an unknown creature! A fish can talk, you are so strong, and you have a bad temper!"
Xianyu laughed loudly and said: "I am an unknown creature, but I am a monk from Yizhi Temple, so I have some privileges in this world. No one dares to mess with me! You are different, you are just a broken car, take it back Dismantle it into parts and slowly study it, what can you do? You are the only one with a broken metal shell, but you still want to resist? "
When Po Che heard this, his car lights suddenly turned on and he asked, "Aren't you afraid of being dissected when you are a monk at Yizhi Temple?"
Lone Wolf said: "Who dares? The monks from Yizhi Temple are so awesome!"
"Really? Then can I join the One-Zhi Temple too? Where can I join? Do I need to go for an annual inspection?" Poche asked excitedly.
Lone Wolf and Xianyu looked at Fang Zheng at the same time. Po Che looked at the bald monk in front of him in astonishment and exclaimed, "Isn't he looking for you?"
"Amitabha, the abbot of Yizhi Temple, a poor monk, Fang Zheng!" Fang Zheng said.
Po Che laughed dryly and said: "Why do I think you are lying to me? Do you really think I am so easy to lie? Although I have just opened Lingzhi, my previous owner was a news junkie and used me to listen to the radio every day. I know a lot of things! I’m so smart!”
Fang Zheng said: "Then you must have heard of the Internet, right?"
Broken Lane: "I heard it, what happened?"
Fang Zheng took his phone and searched for Fang Zheng... Yizhi Temple...
As a result, the screen was filled with news…
Some people even made special MVs for Fangzheng and Yizhisi...
After watching it, Po Che asked: "Why did they make a music video to commemorate you? Are you dead? Am I dead too? Are we all dead? You still lie to me after I die?"
Fang Zheng raised his hand and slapped the front of the car so hard that the car's buttocks tilted up and it almost overturned.
Only then did Po Che realize that this monk was very violent! Fierce!
Broken car is silent...
Fang Zheng said: "That's nonsense. The poor monk is still alive, and so are you. As for why some people think I'm dead, we need to start from the beginning. It would be a long story. Donor, although you were opened by the poor monk. Lingzhi, but now you are also a car with a complete soul and self. The poor monk does not force you. Whether you are willing to follow the poor monk, it is up to you. If you are willing, just follow the poor monk. If you are not willing, the poor monk will also Just say goodbye."
"Farewell? Don't you force me to follow you?" Po Che asked in surprise.
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "Everyone has his or her own choice. Why does the poor monk force you to do it? The donor can just do whatever he wants."
"Ah... Roar! Bye bye then!" The broken car turned around and made a bang...
Cough cough cough…
The broken car stalled...
"Why don't you leave?" Xianyu asked with a smile.
"There's no oil... I used to run because there was still some residual oil in the pipeline, but now there's no oil at all. I can't run anymore..." Poche said bitterly.
Fang Zheng said: "Donor, there is nothing the poor monk can do if there is no oil. But the poor monk can help you call someone over, maybe they will help you."
"Thank you..." Broken driveway.
"Broken car, they may help you, or they may send you to be sliced." Xianyu said with a smile.
Po Che's heart suddenly sank to the bottom... Thinking about the two videos he just watched, he looked at Fang Zheng's master and disciples leaving, gritted his teeth and shouted: "Wait a minute!"
Fang Zheng turned around and asked, "Donor, do you still have any questions?"
Po Lane: "Well... can I join Yizhi Temple? What are the requirements for joining Yizhi Temple? I may not pass the annual inspection now."
When Fang Zheng and others heard this, they immediately became happy.
Fang Zheng said: "Yizhi Temple does not require annual inspection. If you join Yizhi Temple now, you can only be a mount. As for officially joining Yizhi Temple, it depends on your future performance. How about it? Do you want to join?"
Po Che smiled bitterly and said: "Do I have any other choice now? I don't want to be dragged into slices just after I opened Lingzhi. But I have a request!"
"What's the request?" Fang Zheng asked curiously.
Broken Lane: "I want to find my original owner. Don't worry, I just went to see him, nothing else."
Fang Zheng nodded and said, "Okay, do you know where he is?"
Broken driveway: "I have an impression. If I walk onto the road and walk to a familiar section, I will definitely remember him and find him."
(End of chapter)