The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 1500: The most frustrated Buddha in history

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Fang Zheng looked at Yang Cheng in surprise. He didn't expect that this bandit-like guy was actually a doctor!

"Master, don't believe him! He is a devil! They are all devils!" the child behind shouted.

Yang Chengdao: "Hey... I used to be a good kid, but then I became obsessed with the Internet, and my family refused to let me go, and gradually I went crazy. I received treatment in our hospital, and it seemed to have some effects, but I didn't expect that he would cause such a trouble."

Fang Zheng returned the business card to Yang Cheng and said: "Since you have been treating him for so long and there are only some effects, it is better to let him stay with the poor monk. The poor monk asks himself whether his medical skills are good..."

As soon as these words came out, Yang Cheng was dumbfounded. Fang Zheng said his medical skills were good? So is there anyone in the world who has medical skills

Yang Cheng didn't dare to say that his medical skills were perfect, so Fang Zheng had to teach others. But he understood one thing, this child must not stay!

But how to steal people from Fang Zheng

There were two other people who came with Yang Cheng, one was relatively tall and looked fierce with a beard, and the other looked a little quieter, with parted hair and a shiny face. A few decades ago, that was the standard look of a traitor. !

The burly man's name is Cheng Kui, and the traitor-like man's name is Li Shu. Both of them are doctors at the Fourth Hospital of Yuancheng.

The difference is that Cheng Kui was obviously a little impatient and whispered in Yang Cheng's ear: "Do you want it?"

Without saying anything else, Yang Cheng immediately shouted: "What do you want? Stop calling the hospital. I have the final say on this matter. Since Abbot Fang Zheng wants to educate the child, let the child stay."

Cheng Kui was obviously stunned.

Li Shu on the side said: "Brother Yang is right. Abbot Fang Zheng's medical skills are famous at home and abroad. Since he wants to take action, let him treat him. If we are fine, let's go... It's so cold in the mountains. it's too cold."

Before Cheng Kui came back to his senses, Yang Cheng pulled him. He couldn't stand still and was pulled around. Then he saw a big silver-white wolf like a bull running across the snow. There is a rope in his mouth, and behind the rope is a big stone as tall as a person!

There was a monkey standing on the rock. The monkey was holding a stick in his hand and yelling: "Big brother, run faster! Wow haha... What's so cool about the people on the beach being able to surf? We can surf in the snow!"

Seeing this scene, even though it was winter and the wind was biting, a line of cold sweat broke out on Cheng Kui's forehead. He swallowed and said, "Well... let's go down the mountain. It's too cold."

After saying that, the three of them hurriedly bowed to Fang Zheng and said, "Master, don't bother me. We'll leave first and notify the parents of the children. If they don't have any objections, you'll have to worry about it."

There was nothing wrong with what he said, and Fang Zheng couldn't see anything. He clasped his hands together and said with a smile: "The three donors walked slowly, and the poor monk will not give them away."

"No, no need..." the three people shouted, waving their palms quickly.

Then the three of them ran away, going down the mountain much faster than when they went up the mountain.

After the three people left, Squirrel jumped on Fang Zheng's shoulder and asked curiously: "Master, who were the three people just now? Good people or bad people?"

Fang Zheng asked, "What do you think?"

Squirrel tilted his head and said without thinking, "You don't look like a good person."

"Oh? Why do you say that?" Fang Zheng asked.

The squirrel shook his head and said: "I don't know, but he doesn't look like a good person anyway. Just like I know snakes will steal my nest, I can tell they are not good people at the first sight."

Fang Zheng nodded slightly and said, "That's right. A wolf can always distinguish a dog from a pack of wolves. This is instinctive."

Squirrel nodded thoughtfully, and then shouted: "Elder brother, do you think those three people just now are good or bad people?"

Lone Wolf raised his head and said blankly: "Not bad!"

Fang Zheng's old face darkened and he shouted: "Go get some water!"

The lone wolf looked aggrieved, but still went to get water.

The job of fetching water used to be a little troublesome for a lone wolf. But today, fetching water is a pretty good sport for a lone wolf who is extremely energetic because there is no female wolf. So this guy went to fetch water without hesitation...

Fang Zheng took out his mobile phone, opened the Douyin short video, and silently wrote under a new account under the speech of an entrepreneur named Ma: "It turns out that wolves cannot distinguish between dogs in a wolf pack and can only follow the dogs." Two of the same!”

After finishing writing, Fang Zheng put away his phone and didn't care about the various curses flashing out from below...

After packing everything up, Fang Zheng looked back and saw that the child was still standing under the tree and hadn't left.

Fang Zheng smiled and said: "This little donor, why don't you leave?"

The child trembled and said with chattering teeth: "Master... I... don't dare. Go down the mountain... they will catch me."

Fang Zheng snapped his fingers, and a ball of flame burned on the snow. The child looked at Fang Zheng in surprise and exclaimed, "Are you really a god?"

Fang Zheng shook his head slightly, a god? Buddha

Damn it, all he wants to do now is scold her!

Bullshit gods, bullshit Buddhas!

Recalling the time when he committed suicide by jumping off a cliff in order to solve the dilemma of the Dragon Girl, he completed the ultimate test of the system by various coincidences and became the Buddha in the mouth of the system.

And this so-called Buddha is not the kind of awesome boss that Fang Zheng thinks has great supernatural powers, has the Buddha's kingdom in his palm, has hundreds of millions of incarnations, and has transformed into thousands of worlds.

The scene at that time flashed through my mind...

"Ding! Congratulations on completing the final trial and becoming a Buddha and ancestor!"

When Fang Zheng heard this, he was overjoyed and said, "Really? Then I am a Buddha now?"

The system said: "Yes!"

Fang Zheng said excitedly: "Then what can I do? Can all the bad guys in the world be punished?"

The system said naturally: "No!"

Fang Zheng was dumbfounded and asked, "Then what can I do?"

The system said: "You have to understand, whether it's a Buddha or a god, you need to use your vitality to perform magical powers. If your vitality in this world can fade away, what else do you think you can do?"

Fang Zheng's old face turned dark and said, "Then you mean, I'm useless as a Buddha?"

The system said: "No."

Fang Zheng said: "Then what can I do?"

System: "Ding! Congratulations on getting a Buddhist amulet!"

Fang Zheng looked at the golden Buddha amulet that suddenly appeared in his arms. From his perspective, it looked like the kind of shining golden sign hanging at the door of a certain company...

Fang Zheng asked with a dark face, "What's the use of this?"

The system said: "It's of no use. I just give you a medal and put it in the house to look at if you have nothing to do."

Fang Zheng: “…”

Bang!

Fang Zheng threw the Buddha amulet on the ground and shouted: "I quit! I quit! I want to return to secular life! Haven't I become a Buddha? Can't I return to secular life? I quit! I'm going down the mountain. ! Whoever you love can become this Buddha, let him become this Buddha!"

PS: Well, just in case some readers forget the rules, let me remind you. After Fang Zheng became a Buddha, he would no longer be struck by thunder when he cursed others, and would not be punished. He could return to secular life.

(End of chapter)