After saying that, Fang Zheng raised his legs and started to leave.
The system said calmly: "Don't worry, although you don't have much ability, you are still a Buddha. Other Buddhas can hold the Buddha's kingdom in their palms, but it is no problem to raise a loach fish in your palm. Other Buddhas can destroy the world of mortals with one glance. It’s okay to set up a fire to keep warm…”
When Fang Zheng heard this, not only was he not happy, his face became even darker: "You mean, my Buddha can only be one ten thousandth of other Buddhas?"
The system said: "More than that."
Fang Zheng said in surprise: "Could it be possible to do more? One thousandth?"
The system said: "Don't get me wrong, I mean not that much, just less. If you want to calculate it, it's probably one part per trillion, maybe less."
Fang Zheng stamped his foot: "I quit! Let's go down the mountain!"
"It's okay if you don't do it. If you don't do it, Lone Wolf and the others must come with me. Otherwise, these monsters will be left unattended, and I don't worry. I'm here to save people, not to kill people," the system said.
Fang Zheng was stunned and asked subconsciously: "Where are you taking them?"
The system said: "Go to the Earthly Immortal Realm. When they get there, although they are spirits, the spirits in the Earthly Immortal Realm are just small, exquisite meat stewed in a pot for eating meat. Therefore, they can't make any waves... That squirrel is so Fat, I can still sell it at a good price.”
Fang Zheng cursed loudly: "Go to hell! As long as I'm here, you can't even think of taking them away!"
The system asked: "Then do you think you are this Buddha?"
Fang Zheng quickly picked up the gold medal, put it directly around his neck, and said, "Fuck your mother!"
System: "Are you going to do it or not... stop talking."
The system suddenly came to his senses. He couldn't answer this. No matter how he answered, his mother would suffer.
Fang Zheng said: "I have become a Buddha, and I have nothing to do with you. Should you leave?"
The system said: "Yeah... Hey, it's time to go."
Upon hearing this, Fang Zheng slowed down his steps and said with some reluctance, "Are you really leaving?"
The system shouted: "It's time to leave, but I won't leave, what can you do to me?!"
Fang Zheng: "You are paralyzed!"
The system said: "Stop cursing. If you offend me, I will bring Tian Lei back to you. I finally got you to stop cursing, but you can't destroy my merits."
Fang Zheng snorted and said, "I've been holding it in for two years, so you have to let me have a good time, right? When I'm done with it, I promise not to scold... well, at least not in front of outsiders."
system:"… "
"The system."
"Um?"
"Your uncle!"
system:"… "
"System!"
"What are you doing?!"
"You idiot!"
system:"… "
"System?"
System: "Not in the service area."
"You are paralyzed..."
System: "You damn bald donkey, don't force me! I can also curse!"
"Amitabha, you go ahead and scold me. When you're done cursing, we'll go to the tongue-cutting hell together." Fang Zheng said with a relaxed expression.
system:"… "
…
Fang Zheng, who finally won a verbal victory, was in a happy mood, but when he entered the Buddhist hall and looked at the beautiful girl in red, he felt sad again.
No matter what, Fang Zheng is a hot-blooded young man. He is young and energetic, how could he not miss girls
Even if he became a Buddha, he never felt that he was a Buddha!
Throughout his journey of cultivation, he never regarded himself as a master. What he always cared about was returning to secular life, marrying a wife, having children, and having children and grandchildren living happily...
Now I am fine, I have become a Buddha, and I can no longer take a wife.
Fang Zheng estimated that if he waited another ten years, all those young boys would have their sons running around. What about him
Fang Zheng looked at the lone wolf, squirrels, monkeys, salted fish, etc. crawling around in the yard, and cursed in his heart: "What the hell are these things... The gap is too big!"
With a clever move, Fang Zheng came back to his senses, looked at the young man in front of him who had warmed up, and said with a smile, "Can you tell me why you don't dare to go down the mountain?"
The young man leaned against the fire and huddled up to keep himself warmer. Then he lowered his head and said, "I'm afraid they will take me back. That place is too scary. It's not a place for people to stay at all. That's the modern version." The Auschwitz concentration camp! It’s full of demons and no humans!”
Speaking of this, the young man kept trembling, his hands shaking like chaff...
"Amitabha!" Fang Zheng shouted the Buddha's name.
The young man's heart was like a bell ringing softly, and like a breeze blowing by, all the panic suddenly dissipated and he calmed down.
Fang Zheng said: "Don't be afraid. Although this small temple is not big, demons and ghosts can't get in."
The young man looked at Fang Zheng gratefully and said: "Master, please, let me stay. It's okay to become a monk. If not, you can let me stay and sweep the floor. Look, the snow on the ground here, if you let me Come and clean, I guarantee not a single snowflake will be left!”
Fang Zheng smiled and shook his head: "A poor monk does not accept disciples."
The young man said in disbelief: "What about them?"
Fang Zheng said: "They, they entered the door only when the opportunity came."
"I can do it too! Master, please accept me as your disciple!" The young man knelt on the ground and was about to kowtow.
Fang Zheng waved his hand, and the young man was surprised to find that no matter how hard he tried, he could not kneel down or knock his head off.
Nowadays, although Fang Zheng is not that powerful Buddha, he has many small magical powers at his fingertips, and he no longer needs to try his luck.
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "Okay, don't kneel down all the time. No matter what other people think, this is not something that a poor monk would do in this monastery."
The young man said: "Master, please, please keep me."
Fang Zheng saw that the young man was getting excited again, and there seemed to be a demonic barrier in his heart. He obviously wanted to say something he was very afraid of, but he didn't dare to say it every time it came to his lips. It was as if there was a fierce ghost hanging over his head, ready to bite him at any time.
Fang Zheng knew that the child was really frightened, and it was inconvenient to ask more questions at this time. He wanted to calm him down first.
Moreover, according to what Dr. Yang said, the child's parents will soon go up the mountain. When the time comes to face their parents, the child's mood should be much calmer. At that time, everyone can sit down and have a good chat. Yes, it might be a better choice.
So Fang Zheng said: "Donor, what do you call me?"
The young man was stunned for a moment, then thought for a while before saying: "My name is Yagyu."
Fang Zheng nodded and said, "Jing Xin, take Donor Liu to find a place to stay at the foot of the mountain for one night."
When he heard that he was going down the mountain, the young man was so frightened that he knelt down and kowtowed as if pounding garlic. Snot and tears flowed down his face, and he cried loudly: "Master! You can't send me down the mountain! Don't send me down the mountain... I Please! Please let me be on the mountain, please..."
This scene startled both Fang Zheng and Hong Hai'er, and the lone wolf, salted fish, squirrel, and monkey who were playing around also gathered around.
(End of chapter)