The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 20: Two! Two! [Seeking collection]

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Du Mei said: "Doctor, this time is really different."

"Are you eating earthworm food again? Is there a barefoot doctor treating you again?" the doctor said helplessly.

This doctor's voice is not quiet, and the county is so big, and Du Mei and Yang Hua's conditions are so special, so many people in the hospital know them. Seeing them coming again, everyone was talking around.

A young nurse pulled the head nurse and asked curiously: "Sister, what's going on? If people want to check, why don't you check them?"

"Haha, Jiang Ting, these two are celebrities. They have been checked three times in three months. The last time was at the beginning of this month, and the results came again. The check-up is not the problem, the problem is, look at them Wearing clothes, living a hard life, and always spending money on this is pointless. Doctor Sun also has good intentions..." said the head nurse.

"Why are they so persistent? If you can't give birth naturally, why can't you think of other ways?" the young nurse Jiang Ting asked curiously.

When the head nurse heard this, she immediately became happy: "Other ways? They think more than you do. I guess they have tried all kinds of local recipes and ancestral secret recipes from ten miles and eight villages. No, every time I try it, I feel If it is good, they will come for a checkup. Hey..." Speaking of this, the head nurse sighed: "People in our country have old traditions. There are three ways to be unfilial, and the worst is not having children. In fact, the two of them are also pitiful people... "

Jiang Ting nodded slightly and said, "Then what should we do?"

"What can I do? If you insist on doing it, just do it. But let me tell you, even if you make flowers, it won't work!" said the head nurse.

Jiang Ting asked: "What if..."

"There is no such thing as an emergency. If there is an emergency, I will eat our B-ultrasound machine." Before the head nurse could speak, Dr. Sun had already shouted.

Jiang Ting looked at the head nurse, who hummed, "Let's eat together!"

Jiang Ting laughed out loud: "It's hard for me to imagine you and Dr. Sun eating the machine together..."

"Okay, damn girl, go to work. Stop looking around here." The head nurse drove Jiang Ting away.

On the other side, Yang Hua was also anxious and shouted: "Doctor, this time is really different! Look, we bought a pregnancy test stick and it turned out to be correct!"

"What?" Dr. Sun was stunned. He took a closer look at the pregnancy test stick as a result, and then came to the packaging box to look at it again and again. Then he said, "Did you buy it from a small clinic?"

"Yes, how do you know?" Yang Hua asked.

Dr. Sun snorted: "My many years of experience tell me that it's fake!"

"Why?"

"If it's true, it's impossible to win! To put it bluntly, this thing costs three or two yuan, but our machine costs hundreds of thousands or millions! Judging from the price, we also know who is more advanced, right? ?So, the machine says you can’t do it, it definitely can’t do it. Besides, you don’t check it once or twice. Once it’s wrong, can it still happen twice? Can it still happen three times? Is this impossible? If the machine is like this No, I really smashed it and ate it! So, this pregnancy test stick is most likely fake." Dr. Sun said.

"Dr. Sun, what are you talking about? What can't be smashed?" At this moment, an old man in a white coat came over and asked.

Dr. Sun quickly said: "Hey, Director Zhao, are you here? This is what happened..." Dr. Sun told the whole story.

After hearing this, Dean Zhao was also happy: "It didn't work three times, so this time the pregnancy test stick was taken out?"

"Yes, I don't know if this is fake." Dean Zhao said.

Dean Zhao nodded and said to Mr. and Mrs. Yang Hua: "Two of you, I also suggest that you don't get tested. Of course, if you insist on getting tested, I won't stop you. As Dr. Sun said, if you are really pregnant, It proves that my machine is not good, so I took the lead and smashed him, and we will eat together tonight."

Yang Hua said in embarrassment: "Can that thing be eaten? Don't be ridiculous..."

Du Mei kicked Yang Hua and said to Dean Zhao: "Dean Zhao, to tell you the truth, we were also desperate after we went back. But after we went to the temple to beg for a while, I felt something. , It’s because I didn’t get my period this month, I took the test, and I got it.”

Dr. Sun immediately said: "The period may be delayed for a few days. This month has not passed yet, so why are you anxious? What's more, if you don't believe in science, do you believe in God? If the temple can help you when you ask for help, then what do you need us doctors for?"

Du Mei immediately said: "Delivery!"

Dr. Sun was immediately speechless...

Dean Zhao hurriedly said: "Okay, okay. Since you insist, let's get checked. If you really have it, I will pay for the checkup. If not, you should listen to our advice and go to the province to have it checked." Look."

"Okay!" Yang Hua and Du Mei laughed.

The two of them followed Dr. Sun for an examination. In fact, the so-called examination was not that complicated. Although Yang Hua asked Du Mei to have a B-ultrasound every time, Dr. Sun said that it was a waste of money. He did not persuade her the first two times, but this time Dr. Sun refused to let them do it.

"Even if you are pregnant and haven't gone out for a month, why do you do a B-ultrasound? It will take at least forty days before the gestational sac can be seen clearly in a B-ultrasound. Doing it now is a waste of money. Listen to me and buy it. Bring the pregnancy test stick and urine, and I will test it for you." Dr. Sun said.

The two of them quickly went to buy it, collected the urine and delivered it.

Dr. Sun put a drop on the pregnancy test stick in front of the two of them...

"Two! Two! Two!" Yang Hua and Du Mei shouted, staring at the pregnancy test stick.

Dr. Sun said very speechlessly: "You two are playing mahjong? There are two of them, why don't you be a witch?"

"Yeah! There are really two! Doctor, look, two! Hit!" Yang Hua suddenly exclaimed in ecstasy.

Dr. Sun looked down and was shocked. The pregnancy test stick really showed two purple-red lines, which were extremely clear!

Dr. Sun's forehead suddenly became sweaty. After saying so much, this slap now hurts a bit!

After Dean Zhao read it, he said: "Xiao Sun, please contact the manufacturer and come over to repair the machine! Isn't this a scam?"

"Dean, it might have been them the first two times..." Dr. Sun wanted to say something else, but was blocked by Dean Zhao's eyes and left obediently.

Yang Hua and Du Mei's voices were so loud that many people in the corridor heard their voices. The nurses passed the news on one by one, and it quickly spread.

When Jiang Ting heard this, he also had a look of disbelief on his face, but when he looked at the pretty face of the head nurse beside him, which turned dark and red, he suddenly burst into laughter and said with a smile: "Head nurse, there is a big dinner tonight."

The head nurse gave her a blank look and pretended to be deaf: "What? I didn't hear you. Oh, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."

After saying that, the head nurse ran away.

Jiang Ting chuckled and moved curiously to the door, listening to what was going on inside.

PS: I want to say that my wife also got it! Ha ha…

(End of chapter)