When it comes to hiding things, the three guys are all experts. The wolf digs holes, the monkey climbs on the roof, and the squirrel drills holes... For a time, the room was full of underwear, bras were hidden everywhere, and the meditation room was too small. The three little things were completely developed. The entire backyard.
But Fang Zheng didn't know that the backyard was about to reach heaven. He opened the temple door with a smile, clasped his hands and said, "Amitabha, female donor, is something okay?"
"Can't you come if you have nothing to do?" Li Xueying said with an expression like "I'm here, what can you do?"
What can Fang Zheng say? Can you also slap someone out with a slap? So he turned sideways and said: "Of course not. If the donor offers incense and prays to the Buddha, if nothing happens, the poor monk will go back first." Fang Zheng was really worried about his backyard. Although the three little devils were clever, they were also troublesome. .
Li Xueying smiled bitterly and said: "Master Fangzheng, to tell you the truth, I came here to take refuge."
"Escape?" Fang Zheng was stunned. Although he didn't pay much attention to outside affairs, after entering the crew, he also checked what "Allure" was and knew how extraordinary Li Xueying's status was. How could such a woman still be in trouble
"Yes, hey... I don't know what happened, but our crew was robbed last night." Li Xueying sighed.
Fang Zheng's heart trembled and he asked, "The donor was stolen?"
Li Xueying smiled bitterly and said, "Yes."
Fang Zheng looked at the beautiful Li Xueying in front of him, and thought of the pile of underwear on his bed. After all, he was a young man with hot blood. His blood surged, and his head almost turned into a stewed egg. He quickly recited Buddhist scriptures silently, shifted his thoughts, and then calmed down.
Li Xueying didn't know that the person in front of her was the King of Thieves, so she sighed bitterly: "There is chaos outside, and people who are making trouble are upset. I can hide and be quiet, okay?"
Fang Zheng wanted to say: No, get out!
However, after saying these words, the secret would probably be exposed, so I could only bite the bullet and said with a smile: "I see, then the benefactor can do whatever he wants. The poor monk will retire first."
"Okay, I'll just stay here by myself and won't disturb the mage." Li Xueying nodded.
Fangzheng was about to leave when his pupils suddenly dilated. On the wall behind Li Xueying, he saw a squirrel swooping past with a white panty hanging on it, making a detour to enter the Buddhist hall! Fang Zheng was covered in cold sweat. This was a rhythm that was going to kill him!
"Master Fangzheng, what's wrong?" Li Xueying asked curiously.
Fang Zheng tried his best to calm down and said: "It's okay, I'll just clean the Buddhist hall."
After saying that, Fang Zheng hurriedly walked into the Buddhist hall. After entering the Buddhist hall, Fang Zheng saw a squirrel climbing up the beam and sticking out his butt to hide something.
Fangzheng's old face suddenly turned livid, and his underwear was hidden in the Buddhist hall. What was going on in this stupid squirrel's mind? However, with Li Xueying behind him, he couldn't reprimand him, so he could only endure it, and at the same time, he kept winking at the squirrel's fat butt. Unfortunately, the squirrel's butt had no eyes to see.
"Master Fangzheng, is this a bodhi tree?" Li Xueying looked at the green tree in front of her with great curiosity. She was full of doubts when she saw it for the first time. A banyan tree from the south actually came to life in the north. What’s even weirder is that they are still blooming in winter... This ability to withstand frost puts the trees in the north to shame. In order to make sure that she was not mistaken, she checked the information carefully before asking to avoid embarrassment.
Fang Zheng turned around and said, "It's a bodhi tree. It was sent by a donor back then. It had been dead for many years. It suddenly came back to life last year, which is considered a miracle. However, it blooms in winter, and it is also a tree that seeks death. "
"Phew..." Li Xueying was amused by Fang Zheng's words and said with a smile: "If it is really a bodhi tree, this is really a miracle. In the winter in the north, the branches and leaves are scattered on the high mountains. Tsk tsk... Master Fang Zheng, why is there a flower on it? pot?"
"That's the squirrel's nest." After Fang Zheng said it, he suddenly realized something. Wouldn't this damn squirrel put something in the nest
At the same time, the squirrel on the beam trembled, turned around suddenly, saw Fang Zheng winking at him, and squeaked: "There is one in my nest."
Fang Zheng suddenly felt the urge to vomit blood. This was really going to kill him!
At this moment, Li Xueying said: "Can I climb up and have a look? It's such an interesting nest. Does your squirrel live here?"
Fang Zheng was startled and hurried out, clasped his hands and said, "Amitabha, donor, the Bodhi tree is a sacred tree of Buddhism and should not be climbed."
When Li Xueying heard this, she stuck out her tongue and said with a smile: "Okay, I just said that."
Fang Zheng suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. If this really happened, Fang Zheng should really cry.
"Master Fang Zheng, can I go to the backyard and have a look?" Li Xueying was really curious about Fang Zheng. Fang Zheng has a good temperament. The most important thing is that he is the first time Li Xueying has met someone who can be in the play in so many years. The man who stole all her scenes! She was very curious as to what kind of environment created such a strange person! She could listen to the lectures all night long and never got tired of them. She completely lost her confidence in acting...
Fang Zheng thought to himself: I'm really afraid of whatever comes next, hey.
Fang Zheng said: "Amitabha, donor, the backyard is where the poor monk lives and is not open to the public."
"That's it, that's such a pity. Huh? Is that your wolf? The villagers said it was a wolf. Can I see him?" Li Xueying saw the big wagging tail behind the backyard door, and dirt was flying under the tail. He was obviously looking for something.
Fang Zheng really wants to go over and kick this dead wolf in the butt. Can you dig a hole and bury something? Can you find a good place? But he said: "The poor monk goes to call him, the donor will wait a moment."
After saying that, the moment Fang Zheng turned around, his face was ashen, the Sa family was about to go on a killing spree!
As a result, there were footsteps behind him, and Fang Zheng quickly turned around, only to see Li Xueying following quietly. Seeing that she had been discovered, Li Xueying blushed slightly, spread her hands and said, "I just want to take a look... is it really not possible?"
Fang Zheng smiled bitterly and said: "Female donor, this is the place where the poor monk lives. It is not suitable for female donors to enter."
"It's okay, just think of me as a boy. Look at my short hair. My parents always think of me as a boy. Oh, that dog is out." Li Xueying said.
Fang Zheng turned his head, the sound of high-heeled shoes was heard behind him, and the fragrant wind blew by. Fang Zheng was so frightened that he raised his leg and kicked the dog's butt. No matter what, he couldn't let Li Xueying see those things, otherwise he would jump into the Yellow River. I can’t explain it clearly!
As a result, the lone wolf jumped up with a howl, turned his head and shouted in confusion: "Abbott, why are you kicking me? Why don't you dig a hole to pee? You kicked me and pissed on your legs. Hold back half of it!"
Fang Zheng saw the wet hole on the ground and breathed a sigh of relief.
Fang Zheng ignored the lone wolf and said, "Female donor, be careful. This wolf is quite ferocious."
(End of chapter)