The lone wolf suddenly stood up and pretended to want to eat. The monkey quickly grabbed a handful in his hand and smelled it. It had no taste. He dipped it in the sauce and wanted to try it first.
Suddenly, he noticed a faint murderous aura coming from the side, and when he glanced at it, he saw that the lone wolf was standing up and lying on the table, as if he was ready to bite at any moment, and he was already ready to bite.
The monkey quickly turned around and hummed: "Want to eat my food, Brother Monkey? No way!"
As a result, the lone wolf chased me and opened his mouth to bite.
The monkey raised his hand high to avoid the sneak attack of the lone wolf, then laughed strangely, waved the mother-in-law in his hand arrogantly, and then stuffed it all into his mouth.
At that moment, the monkey saw the lone wolf showing a wicked smile, opening his mouth slightly, and he had not yet eaten the vegetable leaves in his mouth!
The monkey immediately felt something was wrong, and he took one bite... At that moment, the monkey's butt became even redder, and his eyes became red. He only felt bitter in his mouth, and the bitter bile was about to be vomited out. He opened his big mouth and Spit it out!
As a result, there was a squeaking sound, but it was the squirrel coming back.
At that moment, the monkey and the lone wolf looked at each other, and both saw the tears in each other's eyes and said: "We can't be the only two being tricked!"
So the two guys endured the pain, closed their mouths, chewed the aroma in their mouths with smiles, and looked intoxicated.
When Fang Zheng saw this, he was completely speechless. Sure enough, cheating is contagious. He fed Lone Wolf a large amount of mother-in-law's penis because Lone Wolf had been angry for the past two days and wanted to make him less angry. As for the monkey, it is purely a tragedy that Fang Zheng left alone. However, it looks like another little guy is about to suffer a tragedy.
Fang Zheng said nothing and continued to watch the show, happily eating crystal rice and looking at the two guys with tears streaming down their faces but struggling to support the acting.
The squirrel came back, and the innocent little chubby guy climbed up on the table. He saw the monkey reaching out to protect Grandma Ding's bowl and chewing something in his mouth. The vegetable leaves hanging from the corner of his mouth showed that this was what he was eating! Judging from the intoxicated look on his face, it looked like it was delicious. Look at Lone Wolf again, same expression, but why is this guy crying? Is it so delicious that it makes you cry
Little Fatty became more curious and stretched out his paws to grab the bowl. However, the monkey was tall and long and took the bowl away in one hand.
The squirrel quit, waving his fists and squeaking, as if in protest. The monkey ignored him, and the squirrel had no choice but to complain to Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng said: "Amitabha, monkey, don't bully the squirrel, put it down!"
The monkey reluctantly put down the bowl, and the squirrel immediately rubbed his hands and ran over. However, a pair of chopsticks blocked the squirrel's way. Fang Zheng said earnestly: "Little guy, do you remember what I told you when you had your first meal? No waste is allowed. Eat as much as you can. If you waste it, your food will be deducted for one day." .”
The little guy was very anxious. Seeing how delicious the monkey and the lone wolf were eating, he just wanted to eat it quickly, so he nodded repeatedly to express his understanding.
Only then did Fang Zheng put away his chopsticks. This little guy was not big, but his mouth was very good at stuffing things. His little paws flicked around and stuffed handfuls of dice into his mouth. His cheeks were bulging. It looked like this guy was ready to stuff things. Just take a bite and go back to eat for a day.
However, Fangzheng looked at the squirrel with great sympathy. Greedy indeed has a price to pay. This little guy is good at everything, but he is too greedy.
The monkey and the lone wolf immediately laughed when they saw the squirrel stuffing his mouth full of the mother-in-law. They took a bite of the bitter herbs with tears in their eyes and finally found their balance.
The squirrel still didn't understand what was going on. He took a bite of the mother-in-law diced in his mouth. The young leaves bit open and the juice inside spilled out. At that moment, the squirrel rolled his eyes and lay down on the table without moving.
When Fang Zheng saw this, he couldn't help laughing. This little guy finally paid the price for his greed.
Of course the squirrel didn't faint, but it was so bitter after tasting a leaf, and there were so many in his mouth... He felt desperate when he thought about it!
In the end, the monkey, squirrel, and lone wolf all finished eating the mother-in-law in their mouths with miserable expressions, and then looked at Fang Zheng with angry eyes. It was obvious that they had all fallen into the trap of this thief monk!
Fang Zheng didn't take it seriously. The old god was eating his meal as if these three murderous glances didn't exist. He also did it for the benefit of the three little things. Dandelion is a traditional Chinese medicine and can be eaten to relieve internal heat. Even he himself ate a lot. Although it was bitter, bitterness is also a taste. If you eat too much, you will get used to it.
Seeing Fangzheng's carefree appearance, the three little guys looked at each other, and then started eating crystal rice crazily. When Fang Zheng saw this, he laughed and didn't take it seriously.
As a result, several guys who originally took ten minutes to eat the meal finished it in ten seconds. They really devoured it and their faces turned red without hesitation. Then the three guys rushed into the kitchen in a hurry. Fang Zheng didn't take it seriously at first, but suddenly a question occurred to him!
In the past, there were only lone wolves and squirrels. The lone wolf had no hands and could not serve rice. The squirrel was too small to serve rice unless he jumped into the pot... But now there seems to be a monkey with long hands and flexible legs. !
Fangzheng only listened to the kitchen's dingdong thoughts, and quickly ran over to check with the rice bowl. As soon as he entered the door, he saw three little guys sticking their butts out and eating happily, but not a single rice grain was left in the pot!
"You three..." Fang Zheng's face suddenly darkened. These three little guys are joining forces to take revenge!
The three guys ate like crazy without raising their heads, and soon they were all finished. They all lay there stretched out, touching their bellies, motionless.
"Very good, eating more is a good thing. Eat more and work harder. In the next week, the three of you will be responsible for cleaning the temple. If it can't be cleaned well, hum..." Fang Zheng glanced at the pot, and his meaning was clear.
When the three little things heard this, they immediately started to cry. It turns out that they are too smart to be powerful...
In response, Fang Zheng ignored them and was probably going to be hungry in the afternoon.
Perhaps because the mountain was closed for filming a while ago, no pilgrims have gone up the mountain in the past two days, and it is impossible for the villagers in the village to come up and burn incense when they have nothing to do. As a result, Fang Zheng touched his pocket, looked at the sky speechlessly, and sighed: " System, when will this kind of life end? We are too poor! I have given you all my incense money, and I cannot live like this!"
"Then you work hard to earn merit. When you become a Buddha one day, you will return to secular life." The system said leisurely.
Fang Zheng rolled his eyes and said, "Is merit so easy to earn? So far, I have saved so many people, how many merit points can I have?"
"Okay, let me give you a hint. Your current merit is 200 points." The system said.
"Huh? Why so many?!" Fang Zheng was startled. Although he helped many people, the merit points he got every time were pitifully small. He probably didn't even have a hundred points. How could he suddenly have two hundred points? Already
PS: Fortunately, I have received 166 rewards so far, which didn’t kill me.
(End of chapter)