Fang Zheng smiled.
Red Boy curled his lips disapprovingly and said: "That's ridiculous. I've seen Arhats eating meat, but nothing happened. Theravada Buddhism is still carefree and free, and it saves itself. It doesn't care so much. You are a Buddhist who can't eat meat. , you can't drink, you can't eat meat, you can't get married, you can't have children, you can't have hair... simply... By the way, I heard people say that there are three types of unfilial piety, and having no offspring is the most important! The body, hair and skin are born from the parents, so you just give it to them. Stop it, you are being unfilial! Um... And, and... I can't remember, anyway, what you did is wrong. I suggest that from today on we become Theravada Buddhists, drink wine, eat meat, and be free and easy!"
When the lone wolf and the monkey heard this, their hearts skipped a beat. Why don't they raise their paws to cooperate
The squirrel itself does not eat meat, so it stood firmly on Fangzheng's side, lying there with four paws raised and its tail shouting: "Anyway, I'm going with Master!"
Fang Zheng looked at Red Boy with a smile and said, "Jing Xin, do you know why Buddhists don't eat meat, don't get married, don't raise children, and don't have hair?"
Red Boy hummed, "Just play something different, attract attention, and enslave other people's thoughts!"
Fang Zheng shook his head and said: "Who doesn't know that meat is delicious? Who doesn't know that women are beautiful? Who doesn't know the importance of carrying on the family line? Who doesn't know that having hair will make you more beautiful? However, monks don't want these, they just tell the world that these Things that are important to the world can be let go, and you can still be happy and at ease after letting go. If you can be happy and at ease in this way, what is there that the world can't let go of? Smile at life, and life will smile at you. Full of complaints, What’s the use?”
Honghai'er suddenly became speechless, but still shouted without giving up: "Then... isn't that just self-deception? If you are unhappy, you are unhappy. You are all unlucky, and you still want to be happy, so... "
"Good luck never falls on the losers who give up on themselves, but it often falls on the unlucky ones who keep working hard to move forward. Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared, do you understand?" Fang Zheng asked rhetorically.
Hong Hai'er narrowed his eyes thoughtfully and thought in his mind: "It seems to make sense. According to what he said, I have to be ready to stab him to death. Otherwise, I might not be able to complete the task just waiting for the opportunity. ”
Seeing Red Boy nodding there, Fang Zheng thought that the boy was finally convinced by him, and he felt quite proud. He had not read the scriptures and books in vain for so long! However, if he knew what Hong Hai'er was thinking, he would probably regret it in his gut, right
Hong Hai'er was deep in thought about the assassination, so he naturally started to eat the meal.
After eating and drinking, Fang Zheng was about to take a look at his crystal rice, but his phone rang again!
Fang Zheng picked it up and saw that it was still the unfamiliar number. Fang Zheng frowned, and before he picked it up, he heard a child's voice coming from the other side: "Dad, is that you?"
Fang Zheng said bitterly: "Amitabha, kid, you made the wrong number. The poor monk is not your father."
After saying that, Fang Zheng hung up the phone again, shook his head slightly, pushed open the back door, and then walked out, when the phone rang again.
"Amitabha, my child, this poor monk is not your father." Fang Zheng picked it up and said without thinking.
result…
"Uh... Master, your marriage skills are better than mine." A strange yet familiar female voice sounded on the phone.
Fang Zheng was shocked, it wasn’t that child! I quickly looked at the caller ID, and sure enough, it was another unfamiliar number, or a landline! But why does this number look so familiar? He couldn't think about that much anymore. Fang Zheng blushed and quickly replied: "Amitabha, I'm sorry, donor, a little donor just called me... Well, what's the matter with donor?" Fang Zheng didn't know how to explain. Yeah, it seems a bit too dark to open your mouth and take advantage of others.
There was a burst of laughter from the other side, and then the woman said in a sweet voice: "Since the master can never forgive me, then give me a chance and listen to me tell the master something."
Fang Zheng thought, if everything is fine, then just listen.
When she heard that Fang Zheng agreed, the woman was obviously very happy. She breathed a long sigh of relief, clenched her fists, suppressed the excitement in her heart, and said in her heart: "It's finally done! Let's see what this rich monk says this time!"
So the woman said: "Master, it's like this. You go out every day to beg for alms and consecration and so on. Are you tired?"
Fangzheng was stunned, asking for alms or consecration? He had never tried consecration, and the alms were only at the foot of the mountain. It was not tiring at all, so he said: "It's not bad."
"That's it, but I can make it easier for you to go to alms. Let me introduce myself. I am the Porsche store in Montenegro, your car consultant, Xiao Rong. Last time we talked on the phone, the master seemed not interested in our promotion. , I feel that the price reduction of 50,000 yuan is an insult to you. Therefore, this time Xiaorong recommends to you a luxury car beauty that is definitely in line with your worth, the Porsche Angel, which is the latest model this year, and is only available in the world for 50,000 yuan. The market price is thirteen million! If you order today, we will deliver it to your door, no matter where you are." Xiao Rong said.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he was dumbfounded. Then he suddenly remembered that last year, this woman had indeed sold him a car, and then he refused on the grounds that it was not short of fifty thousand. At that time, it was just a casual prank. He didn't expect this. It's about to hit the muzzle of the gun...
Fang Zheng coughed dryly and replied: "It turns out to be Donor Rong. I would like to ask, how is the off-road performance of this car? I often go to the mountainous areas."
When Xiao Rong heard about the off-road capability, he immediately burst into laughter and asked directly about the performance. This was an idea! Then he said: "This is Porsche's new SUV. It has the strongest off-road performance, but it is still no problem when entering a mountainous area. Some customers have already driven to XZ, and it is leading the way, unobstructed! By the way, Master, how is the road condition in the mountainous area you are going to?"
Fangzheng thought about the stone staircase road being built and said, "It was just built..."
"It was just repaired, so there must be no problem! The roads being repaired now are all wide enough, and our car can fly by!" Xiao Rong said immediately before Fang Zheng finished speaking.
Fangzheng rolled his eyes. This girl is really quick to talk. Can't you just hear me out
Sure enough, before Fang Zheng could say anything, he heard the other party ask: "Master, is your mountain road steep?"
Fang Zheng thought about the steps and said, "It's not too steep, but..."
"Then it's absolutely OK. If the tractor can go up, our car can go up! Do you have any questions? Ask them together, and I promise to give you the most perfect answer!" Xiao Rong asked excitedly.
Fang Zheng smiled bitterly and said: "Donor, it's still a problem with the road. The mountain road here is not too steep, and the road is indeed newly built. However, the mountain road is made of stone steps and the road is less than one and a half meters wide. If your car can drive up, it will be difficult for me to drive up. The monk wants to try the car..."
"Du-du-"
Fang Zheng looked at the phone in astonishment, shook his head and said, "You can't blame the poor monk... Amitabha, he is such an impatient donor."
ps: Hey, my wife is sick. She is 17 weeks pregnant and has terrible stomach pain. The obstetrics department does not meet the 20-week requirement and cannot be hospitalized. There is no bed in the gynecology department, which is also difficult. Fortunately, saving some contributions will not affect the update.
ps: I saw that some people think these two pictures are misleading, but I don’t write about them. Every day, people come to ask and debate the question of whether monks can eat meat. Why does Fang Zheng still not look like a monk when he points his finger? It's hard to agree with everyone, I'm tired.
(End of chapter)