The monkey chuckled and said: "Look at you, what's so strange about this? I guess some kind of pure and soothing spices or perfumes are put in this temple, and such flowers and plants are planted. Otherwise, there would be no such thing. As a result, this is not a famous ancient temple, it doesn’t have that kind of heritage.”
While the monkey was talking, he came to the door and was surprised to find that many of his distracting thoughts disappeared and he felt much more comfortable. But he still insisted: "Hey, the effect of this medicine is quite strong. Come on, we really encountered a liar. Brother Monkey, I have been to countless temples, and no temple has such a strong calming effect. Want to Watch it quickly, and leave immediately after watching it, this is not a place to stay for a long time."
After saying that, the monkey patted the big vermilion iron door and said with a smile: "If nothing else, this big iron door is thick enough, five centimeters thick. Such a thick iron door can be used as a gate. Listen to this voice, how sincere, how cowardly is the owner of this temple to build such a thick door?"
The fat man knocked and smiled: "It's really thick."
Everyone was happy.
"Amitabha!"
"Oh my god!" The fat man who was running away was so frightened by Fang Zheng's call to Buddha that he jumped up on the spot. When he saw that he was a fair-skinned and handsome little monk, he breathed a sigh of relief and gained courage, shouting: "Are you a sick monk? You don't say hello when you come, but you suddenly pop out and scare people to death? Don't you know that people are scared to death?"
Fang Zheng cursed in his heart: "I've been standing here for a long time, and you guys have been nagging for a long time, and no one has looked at me. Do you blame me?"
Fortunately, at this time, Jiang Ting grabbed the furious fat man and said, "I've been standing here for a long time. You didn't see it, so you still blame me?"
The fat man was immediately embarrassed, but he had no intention of apologizing.
Jiang Ting said: "Hello, master. Are you from this temple?"
When Fang Zheng saw Jiang Ting speaking for him, he felt much better. He smiled and responded, "Fang Zheng, a poor monk, is the abbot of this finger temple and the only monk here."
Hearing this, Jiang Ting and others blushed and said bad things in front of others, regardless of whether they were bad people or not. Moreover, if you do this, even a good person will become a bad person...
Jiang Ting said embarrassedly: "Master, um, we were just talking nonsense, don't take it seriously."
"Amitabha, the female donor is too polite. What you said is only human nature. How can the poor monk be angry?" Fang Zheng said this, but in his heart he wanted to close the door and let the dogs out and drive the fat man and the thin man out. This was so ridiculous. , calling him a liar in front of his face is unbearable! But he is a monk, so he still has to endure it! It feels so miserable in my heart...
"Okay, let's forget about Master. Jiang Ting, look, this is a little monk who is smaller than us. To put it bluntly, this is the reason why the temple is small, and he is the only one. Put it in a bigger temple. , that is, they belong to the novice monks who sweep the floors. Boy, stop pretending and tell the truth. Did you build this temple? Where is your hometown? A liar, right?" At this time, the monkey came forward, unceremoniously. road.
Hearing this, Jiang Ting pulled the monkey and said, "Monkey, don't do this."
The monkey didn't care. He raised his head and shouted: "If you are upright, you are not afraid of the shadow. If you are not doing bad things, you are not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. If you really are a good person, what will happen if I say a few words? Besides, did I say something wrong? You Look at this monk’s head. It’s as shiny as oil, and his skin is whiter and tenderer than yours. Could such a person be a monk who endures hardships and sleeps alone in the mountains? He must be a liar who is well-dressed and well-fed. ! And he’s pretty good at deceiving people. But today I met Brother Monkey, so that’s the end of it.”
When Fang Zheng heard this, he felt angry, but he couldn't control it. He said: "What the donor said makes no sense. The poor monk has been practicing in Yizhi Temple since he was a child. Everyone in the village below knows this. The poor monk is a master of Baijia. How did someone who grew up with a good job become a liar with fine clothes and fine food?"
"Hey, did you spend money? I've got the money, can I help you cover your lies?" Monkey said after making a sound.
The fat man next to him shouted: "Look, everyone, there is a WIFI signal here! Tsk tsk, you monk is so fashionable, and you still surf the Internet? Are you watching Japanese movies?"
When Lu Xiaoya and Ruan Ying heard this, they quickly took out their mobile phones. Sure enough, there was a WIFI signal, and it was still a full signal. It was obviously not covered by the mountain. Everyone looked at Fang Zheng suspiciously.
Jiang Ting also looked at Fang Zheng curiously.
Fang Zheng said calmly: "The poor monk is just a practitioner, not a savage. Is it strange that there is a WIFI signal? In addition, this WIFI is installed by the government. You can go down the mountain and ask."
"Okay, I won't talk to you anymore. We are just here to take a look, so don't worry about us. If you don't follow us, I will treat you as the master. If you are nagging us or saying unlucky words, don't blame me. Fatty, my fists don’t recognize anyone." Fatty said impatiently.
Fang Zheng had long been impatient. Since they didn't welcome them, Fang Zheng didn't bother to pay attention to them and turned around to leave.
But the moment he turned around, the scenery in front of Fang Zheng suddenly changed!
At that moment, Fang Zheng saw five people driving on the highway. Monkey drove Lu Xiaoya all the way, leaving Fatty and Jiang Ting behind. At this moment, a convoy of large cars appeared in front. The monkey laughed loudly and said, "Look at me letting the fat man eat ashes!"
After saying that, Monkey stepped on the accelerator and rushed forward, preparing to overtake the convoy! There were four large trucks in the convoy, carrying loads of coal. Just as the monkey was successfully passing two large cars, the front car suddenly turned on its turn signal and ran into the passing lane.
The monkey yelled: "Damn it, he can't run fast, why is he in the passing lane?"
As soon as I finished speaking, I heard the harsh sound of brakes. The big car in front was braking like crazy!
The monkey car was going very fast, and when he was about to hit him, he quickly turned and rushed into the convoy. As a result, the big car in front also started to brake, and the big car behind followed suit, but the big car was too heavy and could not stop the car. !
Monkey's car also couldn't stop, and hit the butt of the big car in front with a bang!
At that moment, both Monkey and Lu Xiaoya were stunned. Before they could recover, they heard a bang and something hit the rear compartment. The next moment, they were horrified to see their car deforming at a rapid speed, and both of them screamed. With a sound, it turned into meatloaf...
The sight of blood splattering made Fang Zheng tremble with fear, and his forehead was covered with cold sweat!
"Master? Master?!" At this moment, a burst of shouting woke up Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng suddenly came to his senses, but in panic, he waved his hand and slapped it on the iron door behind him!
(End of chapter)