"Hey, this is the kind of brightness I want! I used to be illuminated by high beams, but now I want to illuminate them one by one!" Liu Xiaozhou said proudly.
"It's easy to go wrong. What if it causes a car accident?" said the friend.
"It was him who hit it, not me. Who is to blame?" Liu Xiaozhou curled his lips and said disapprovingly.
My friend thought about it, but he still reminded him: "If something goes wrong, leave quickly, don't stop, and don't watch the fun."
Liu Xiaozhou chuckled and said, "It's necessary, don't worry!"
While he was talking, a Land Rover came towards him. Liu Xiaozhou whistled and said, "Hey, this guy's lights are pretty bright too. Who is afraid of whom? The modified headlights will teach you how to behave!"
As a result, the lights were turned on and it took a photo!
"What the hell!" Liu Xiaozhou only saw a black-haired monster sitting on the other side's cab, which seemed to be a black bear spirit! At that moment, Liu Xiaozhou was so frightened that all the hairs on his body stood up. Goosebumps fell all over the floor. His whole body trembled. He stepped hard on his foot and turned up the accelerator! I almost rear-ended the car in front of me, but made a sharp turn and the car rushed out uncontrollably, hitting a wall with a bang. A big hole was made in the wall, and I was stuck inside and couldn't get out.
Fortunately, Liu Xiaozhou and his friends were wearing seat belts and all the airbags deployed, thus saving their lives...
Climbing out of the car, Liu Xiaozhou and his friend looked at each other and felt like they were crying!
My friend said, "You still can't turn on the high beam?"
Liu Xiaozhou shook his head and said with a cry: "Damn it, I'm going to dismantle the high-beam headlights from now on, it's a rip-off... Also, what the hell is in that car? I'm going to buy a mask too!"
By the way, Zhou Wu was driving, but he saw a BMW suddenly hit the wall. His extremely depressed face finally had a smile. Sure enough, seeing others being unlucky makes him happy!
However, Zhou Wu was not happy for long. After arriving at the hospital, he cried... After various tests at the hospital, the conclusion was.
"According to the results of the examination, there is nothing wrong with your face. As for why you have hair and why you have moles, this... needs further observation." The doctor said very solemnly.
When Zhou Wu heard this, he immediately understood that the words sounded nice, but in fact they were just telling him that he couldn't be cured! His eyes darkened and he fainted.
Ge Yan and Zhou Wenwu quickly stepped forward to help...
When Zhou Wu woke up, he touched the black hair on his face. It was not a dream! I felt like crying without tears...
Next to her, Ge Yan was holding a mobile phone in her hand, with an angry look on her face. Zhou Wu's angle just happened to see what was on the screen, but when he saw it, his lungs were about to explode with anger! That was Ge Yan's circle of friends, and a photo was posted on it. It was a photo of him with black hair on his face! He remembered that he took the photo!
Zhou Wu hurriedly looked for his cell phone, but couldn't find it. Only then did he remember that he was so frightened that he threw away his cell phone. I couldn't help but curse in my heart: "Which bastard took my cell phone and posted it randomly on Moments? I will kill you!"
At the same time, Zhou Wu had a feeling that the people in the hospital looked at him with a strange light, and they were all laughing at him! Vaguely, Zhou Wu heard someone talking about the black hair and moles on his face. At that moment, Zhou Wu exploded. He rushed up, pointed at the patient in the next bed, and roared: "What the f*ck are you doing?" I shut up, what did you say?"
The patient was startled, looked at the pig head in his lunch box and said, "I...I said I didn't clean the hair on the pig head. What's wrong?"
Zhou Wu suddenly froze in place, looking at the pig head meat in the patient's lunch box, and sure enough, there was a bunch of hair...
"Church!" Zhou Wu cursed three times, turned around and ran out.
Ge Yan saw Zhou Wu running out and quickly grabbed Zhou Wu and said, "Old Zhou, what are you doing?"
Zhou Wu pointed at his face and said, "What are you doing? What else can I do? With a face like this, what else can I do in the future?" After saying that, Zhou Wu ran out and was so scared that Zhou Wenwu burst into tears. , Ge Yan quickly picked up her son Zhou Wenwu and chased after him.
After getting into his car and cutting off the sight of outsiders, Zhou Wu calmed down a lot. He leaned back in his chair and said with a cry: "Honey, I... what will I do in the future..."
Ge Yan said: "Old Zhou, the person who untied the bell must also tie the bell. I think this matter is probably related to the monk of Yizhi Temple. Have you forgotten what he said? And your first black The mole started to grow from the first bamboo shoot you wasted after he left. Although I didn't see it later, I'm sure the mole will be bigger if you waste a bamboo shoot."
Zhou Wu wanted to refute, but the matter had reached this point, and he could only act like a dead horse, and asked: "Then what should I do now?"
"Go back to Yizhishan and have a good talk with that monk. Maybe, maybe there is still hope..." Ge Yan said.
Zhou Wuyi gritted his teeth and said: "Let's go and have a look! If, if it was really him who did it, I... I..."
After thinking for a long time, Zhou Wu couldn't say a harsh word. Fang Zheng could make him have black moles on his face, and he could make him have black moles all over his body. Facing such a strange person, he was really frightened.
Ge Yan said: "Old Zhou, I have been thinking about a question along the way. Wasn't what we did before a bit too domineering? Isn't this monk the one God photographed to deal with us?"
Zhou Wu snorted and said nothing, but when he reflected on his past actions, he was indeed a bit domineering. But... was he really wrong
Along the way, the two of them hardly spoke, and they drove all the way to the foot of Yizhishan Mountain. By this time, it was already early morning.
Looking at Yizhi Mountain, Zhou Wu sighed and said, "You guys wait for me at the bottom of the mountain. I'll go up and have a look."
"No, I'll go with you." Ge Yan said.
Zhou Wu shook his head and hurried up the mountain.
Ge Yan thought for a while, but finally didn't follow him. She knew Zhou Wu too well. He was a bastard who wanted to save face and suffer...
When Zhou Wu climbed to the top of the mountain, the sun had already risen from the horizon. Standing on the top of Yizhi Mountain, looking at the white line at the end of the sky, he felt quite open-minded.
At this moment, with a creak, the door of Yizhi Temple slowly opened, and then a monk in white clothes appeared at the door.
Zhou Wu recognized Fang Zheng at a glance and immediately ran over, shouting: "Master Fang Zheng, help!"
Fang Zheng had just opened the temple door and was about to try the magic of the phaseless door when he heard a cry and turned to look: "Amitabha, what is it? Black bear spirit?"
Although Fang Zheng obtained the black mole technique, and the black mole technique had clear instructions: "With a single thought, you can freely set the behavior of the mole's growth and fading. What Fang Zheng set is that as long as Zhou Wu wastes cold bamboo, black mole will immediately grow. A mole. But he really doesn’t know exactly what it will look like. As long as it’s life-threatening, Fang Zheng won’t bother to think about it.”
"Master Fangzheng, I am Zhou Wu!" Zhou Wu ran to Fangzheng and said.
(End of chapter)