"Because he is a respectable man." Fang Zheng said.
"Tch, who else in the world can I use to respect you except myself?" Hong Hai'er said disapprovingly, and then asked: "Master, do you know where the hospital is?"
Fang Zheng's eyes were blank, yes, where is the hospital? What a problem!
"Master, it seems that we need to sit down and think about it slowly. I can smell the fragrance coming from a few shops. How about we go sit there?" Hong Hai'er looked at the big sign hanging on the street opposite. , the iron pot was leaning against the big goose, and suddenly the saliva began to flow.
Fang Zheng glanced at this worthless guy, shook his head, and walked out.
Fang Zheng said: "It costs money to enter that shop. Your master and I are so poor that we don't even have a dime. What can we take you to eat?" Fang Zheng is telling the truth. If you have money, it's not a lot. It's all incense. The money can be seen or not spent, so it is still a poor thing.
"Money... gold bank?" Honghai'er asked immediately.
Fang Zheng was stunned: "Are you rich?"
Red Boy raised his little hand and said, "Look at the gold bracelet on my hand. It should be worth a lot of money, right?"
Fang Zheng rolled his eyes, this bastard was trying to be clever again. Is that a gold bracelet? That is the Golden Hoop Curse, which is the same as the Tightening Hoop Curse on Sun Wukong's head. Guanyin Bodhisattva has three sets of Golden Hoop Curses, which were given to Sun Wukong, Red Boy and Black Bear Spirit respectively. This is also the basis used by Fang Zheng to restrict Hong Hai'er. If this is withdrawn, Hong Hai'er's temper will bring chaos to the world even if Fang Zheng cannot be killed.
Fang Zheng raised his hand and made a bang. As a result, Hong Boy was unscathed. In this regard, Fang Zheng was a little helpless. His powerful Vajra Palm seemed to be a bit insufficient... However, he still reprimanded: "Do you think that this poor monk doesn't know what it is? Put away your little thoughts and follow my teacher to take a closer look. In this world, if you behave well, you will still have freedom in the future. If you behave badly, hey... you can just stay here with me forever."
"What? If I don't have a complete enlightenment, I can't go back?" Honghai'er was anxious.
Fang Zheng glanced at Hong Hai'er and said, "Do you think you are the only one who is anxious? This poor monk still wants to return to secular life..."
"Uh... Master, are you kidding me? Do you still want to return to the secular world? If you really want to return to the secular world, return to the secular world now. After returning, let's go out to occupy the mountain top together and become kings and hegemons. What kind of beautiful wife and beautiful wife will you get? If you pay him a thousand dollars, you can eat whatever you want with delicacies from the mountains and seas!" Hong Hai'er immediately became energetic.
In the end, Fang Zheng gave him a big look and said, "If it were that easy to return to the secular world, the poor monk would have already returned to the secular world. Why do you still need to teach me? The road of a poor monk is much harder than yours."
"How difficult is it to leave? I can't go back unless I become a Buddhist, what about you?" Hong Hai'er didn't think Fang Zheng was worse off than him.
As a result, Fangzheng looked up to the sky and sighed: "I can't return to secular life unless I become a Buddha." After saying this, he almost burst into tears.
Hong Hai jumped up and patted Fang Zheng on the shoulder, saying sympathetically: "Amitabha, I still have a chance, but you may have no hope in this life."
Fang Zheng: “…”
"Master, you don't even want to become a Buddha, so why are you trying to save me? Have you been able to save me?" Honghai'er said.
Fang Zheng said: "Send you over? Why did the poor monk want to help you out?"
Hong Hai'er was stunned: "Didn't you restrict me just to save me?"
"I've told you a long time ago that my teacher has no interest in helping you become a Buddha. The restriction is just to prevent you from getting into trouble. As for trying to reason with you about the world, I just let you see and listen to yourself, and finally realize something. , that's your own business. Everyone has his own soul and his own character. If he forcibly crosses you, what's the difference between that and a demon eating a human being? Of course, the poor monk doesn't know how others do it. Anyway, Well... you and I are both low-income people in the world, and a poor monk will not force you to become an eminent monk." Fang Zheng said this from his heart. The system also dealt with his transition in this way. The forced restrictions only limited some things that were too high. Rubbish behaviors, such as swearing... Swearing, no matter whether they are eminent monks or not, in any group, they will be disliked in the rubbish heap.
As the saying goes, don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you. Fang Zheng doesn't like to be controlled or to be changed too harshly, so he will naturally not use that method on Hong Hai'er.
Hong Boy grinned and said nothing. After a long time, he said: "Master, um... where are we going?"
Fang Zheng said: "My master said that there is a mouth under the nose, and the road comes from the mouth. If you can't find it, just ask."
However, after walking for a long time, Fang Zheng didn't say anything. Hong Hai'er couldn't help but ask: "Master, why don't you ask for directions with your mouth under your nose?"
Fang Zheng looked at the people on both sides and blushed. It was not that he didn't want to ask, but they were all wearing short skirts and long legs, so he was embarrassed to ask! I finally saw a man who was in a hurry. He had a square face and a thin skin. It was easy for him to talk, but when he really wanted to ask for directions, he couldn't open his mouth and kept telling himself the next thing. , the result is now.
"Master, are you embarrassed to speak?" Hong Boy looked like he was laughing.
Being laughed at by his apprentice? How can this be done? So Fang Zheng gritted his teeth and walked towards a woman standing outside the store. Fang Zheng had not yet spoken.
The woman smiled first: "Master, do you want to wash your hair? We are a regular store and provide first-class hair washing services to ensure your comfort..."
Fang Zheng's face turned red because the woman actually came over and bent over slightly. At that moment, Fang Zheng had only one thought in his mind - close the door, release the red boy, and slap this goblin to death!
Seeing Fang Zheng blushing, the woman immediately became happy. This was the first time she saw a man who was so easily shy, even though he was a monk... The woman said, "Master, I almost forgot that you... don't seem to have any hair."
Fang Zheng knew that he was being teased, so he clasped his hands together and pronounced a Buddha's name: "Amitabha, donor, how to get to the Provincial Central Hospital?"
"Oh, it turns out you were asking for directions. Keep walking along this road. After passing three forks, turn right and take another fork. It's on the left side of the road. Master, are you sure you don't want to come in and try some head massage? "After the woman finished speaking, she immediately started teasing Fang Zheng. She had no choice but to see the old fritters in the city. Suddenly seeing a young vegetable like Fang Zheng was like an uncle seeing a little lolita. She couldn't help but want to tease him. one time.
Fang Zheng gave a wry smile and said, "Amitabha, thank you so much for your kindness. This poor monk has to leave in advance."
After saying that, Fang Zheng quickly took Hong Boy away who was studying what was in the store.
"Master, are you leaving now? I haven't seen enough yet. You said, it's just a hair wash, why are you charging?" Honghai'er asked curiously.
"This is a barber shop. They are professional and the styles they create are good-looking."
"Can you give me a nicer hairstyle?" Honghaier asked.
"You? Come back and I'll get it for you, master."
"Are you a professional too?"
"very professional!"
"Then what hairstyle are you going to give me?"
"Just like being a teacher!"
Red Boy: "..."
(End of chapter)