Fang Zheng naturally knew how delicious his rootless purified water was, but he had no intention of giving it to these people. After drinking it all, he still had to fetch water! This is physical work!
"Amitabha, don't be like this, donor. Each person can only have one bowl. This is the rule of this temple. One bowl of water is enough to quench your thirst." Fang Zheng said.
The fat man wanted to say something else, but the monkey immediately said: "Fat man, are you obsessed with me? It's just a drink of water, what about you? If you don't have to drink, you don't have to drink. I'm dying of thirst. Master, can you give me a bowl too?" Regarding Fang Zheng, Monkey no longer looked at him like a liar, but had a little more respect.
Fang Zheng nodded, turned around, and fetched water.
The fat man muttered behind him and complained: "Really, I have never seen such a stingy monk. He only gives one bowl of water. Just one bowl, and it is such a small bowl."
"Okay, Fatty, stop talking. That bowl is not too small. It is a big bowl. I can't drink from such a big bowl. I'll just share it in half after a while." Ruan Ying whispered.
When the fat man heard this, he immediately became happy. He hugged Ruan Ying and said with a silly smile: "Our Yingying is better, haha..."
"Can you two be careful? Is there a single dog here? Give me more dog food and go down the mountain to deflate your car tires." Jiang Ting couldn't stand it anymore and threatened.
Ruan Ying's pretty face turned red, while the fat man shouted with a proud look on his face: "Jiang Ting, it's time for you to find a partner..."
"You don't have to worry about it." Jiang Ting turned his head and saw Fang Zheng holding a bowl in his hand. The bowl was filled with water. Fang Zheng was not walking slowly, and the ground was uneven, but not a drop of water was spilled. Seeing this, Jiang Ting secretly wondered, wondering, could there be something wrong with the water? Otherwise, how could the water not spill out
Just as he was wondering, the monkey had already taken a bowl. It turned out to be too full and the water spilled out. Only then did Jiang Ting realize that there was nothing wrong with the water, but the problem was with the people! I was astonished in my heart, how stable does this monk's hand have to be to be able to do this
The fat man next to the monkey looked at the monkey, stared at the water, and refused to drink. He couldn't help but said: "Monkey, if you are not thirsty, I will help you drink."
"You go ahead." After the monkey finished speaking, he waved his hand, but the fat man grabbed his hand and said with a sly expression: "Monkey, don't waste it, I'll lick it for you."
"Get out!" The monkey was really disgusted by the fat man's appearance. He turned around, raised his head and took a big drink!
However, the next moment, the monkey's eyes widened, and then he suddenly stopped, carefully protecting the bowl in his arms.
"Monkey, what are you doing? Why don't you drink anymore? Are you full? Can I help you drink?" The fat man came up again.
"Damn fat man, why are you asking for water so shamelessly? It turns out there is a secret here! Let me tell you, this water is mine, don't touch even a drop of it!" The monkey tightly protected the bowl in his arms.
The fat man pursed his lips, swallowed his saliva and said, "What are you talking about? Am I that kind of person? Your wife is drinking water."
When the monkey turned around, he felt his shoulders sink. When he turned his head, it was the fat man lying on his shoulders, stretching his head, sticking out his tongue, and licking the water in the bowl wildly!
"Holy shit!" Monkey became angry on the spot!
Others were dumbfounded!
Fang Zheng was also a little confused. He knew that this water was very delicious. It could relieve physical and mental fatigue and provide moisture to all cells. The feeling of refreshing and refreshing all over the body was definitely better than smoking marijuana! Not to mention those so-called cool drinks. However, the fat man's behavior really left him speechless, and he was considering whether to give this guy another bowl.
But when he thought of the bastard look on his face when he came in, Fang Zheng immediately gave up the idea.
Jiang Ting, Lu Xiaoya, and Ruan Ying were completely confused and didn't understand what the hell these two guys were doing.
Before the three of them could ask questions, the monkey kicked the fat man away and said angrily: "Damn it, fat man, you've gone too far! This is my water!"
The fat man spread his hands and said: "I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. If you don't dislike it, just drink it. How about I treat you to a big meal at Dahonglou tonight! You order whatever you want, and I'll treat you! But this How about some water for me?"
The monkey stared at the fat man angrily and said, "You definitely did it on purpose!"
Lu Xiaoya came over and said, "Fat man, are you serious? Are you treating me to a treat at the Red Mansion?"
"It's necessary! Xiaoya, if you give me your bowl of water, my brother will buy you the latest LV bag! How about it?" the fat man said immediately.
"Really?! But..." Lu Xiaoya was about to speak.
"No!" The monkey suddenly shouted: "Absolutely not! Xiaoya, drink your water. This damn fat guy stole half of my bowl of water, and he still wants to steal your water? No way! Isn't it just an LV bag? I'll give it to you purchase!"
"Monkey, you're so kind." Lu Xiaoya smiled broadly. She was also curious about the charm of this water that made these two living treasures so noisy.
The fat man said: "Monkey, what do you do with your half bowl of water?"
"Gudong!" The monkey did it in one gulp!
Fang Zheng rolled his eyes and turned away. It was so disgusting... I couldn't stand it anymore!
Lu Xiaoya, Ruan Ying, and Jiang Ting couldn't bear it anymore and turned around.
The fat man was dumbfounded and shouted: "Damn, you... you really don't dislike it?"
The monkey hummed: "Compared with this water, your saliva is nothing."
"Master, is this bowl mine?" Lu Xiaoya was so curious that she couldn't help it anymore and ran to Fang Zheng and asked.
Fang Zheng nodded and said, "Yes."
Lu Xiaoya found the bowl in Fangzheng's hand and took a gentle sip, very ladylike. Her movements are elegant. It is obvious that although she looks lively and active, she is actually a very well-educated girl.
But the next moment...
Lu Xiaoya turned over the bowl and started drinking heavily.
The monkey and the fat man who were still noisy nearby stopped immediately when they saw this. The fat man kicked the monkey, and the monkey tentatively said, "Xiaoya, can you leave a mouthful for me?"
Snapped!
Lu Xiaoya slapped the monkey on the head, raised the bowl with one hand, and drank it all! After pouring for a long time, he was sure that there was no water, so he reluctantly put the bowl down, then glared, and hummed: "Smelly monkey, you don't even leave me a sip of such delicious water. You still want to drink it" mine?"
The monkey cried immediately, feeling that Lu Xiaoya was still thinking about his water! I really lost my wife and lost my army... But the monkey immediately said: "I kept it for you! I was licked by the fat man! Can I give you such water? Can you drink it?"
Lu Xiaoya looked at the fat man sinisterly, and the fat man raised his hand high and said, "I'll treat you to dinner!"
Lu Xiaoya smiled immediately.
While several people were talking, Fang Zheng brought two more bowls of water and said, "Two donors, do you want to drink?"
(End of chapter)