The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 331: Dirty[Please subscribe]

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Before the squirrel could stop, the lone wolf put five or six leaves in his mouth, and then glanced at the squirrel with a provocative look.

Just as the squirrel was about to speak, Fang Zheng put a handful of leaves into the basket, then turned and left, leaving the two cute guys with a smooth and shiny back of his head...

After making a fuss for a while, Fang Zheng packed up a basket of cold bamboo leaves and returned to Yizhi Temple. Along the way, pilgrims kept asking Fang Zheng whether he would hold a Dharma meeting tomorrow or something. After getting a negative answer, they were a little disappointed, while some were relieved. Obviously, Dharma meetings are not everyone’s cup of tea.

Back in the temple, Fang Zheng silently asked the system: "System, how much money does our family have now?"

"Eight thousand nine hundred and seventy-six yuan." The system said.

Fang Zheng said in surprise: "So many?"

"The cold bamboo effect has brought a large number of tourists and pilgrims. When you enter the temple, you can share the money with others, and the more you save, the more money you have. However, the money is in your merit box. Is it time for you to take it out?" the system said. .

Fang Zheng immediately put down the basket, ran into the Buddhist hall, and opened the merit box. Sure enough, there were a lot of banknotes inside. There are those with one hundred, some with fifty, and a lot of those with ten and five yuan.

Fang Zheng took it all out, took it back to the meditation room, threw it on the bed, relaxed and laughed! Although he had more money before, even though the money was just for looking at, Fang Zheng was still happy! After all, the money is in your hands now!

"Does it look good?" the system asked.

Fang Zheng nodded and said, "It looks good."

"Then you can watch it for a while," the system said.

Fang Zheng was stunned and asked, "What do you mean?"

"Anyway, you have to give this money to me. I have no objection if you look at it for a while. Can you think of asking me how much money I earned for incense? Is it necessary to buy something?" The system asked with a bit of a snarky tone. .

Fang Zheng was speechless. He wanted to beat this bastard system to death! However, Fang Zheng still said bitterly: "Okay, you are smart and you are right. Give me some crystal rice first. If there is not enough, I will buy it."

As handfuls of crystal rice seeds were planted, Fang Zheng's heart was bleeding, it was all money! The squirrel jumped onto Fang Zheng's shoulder, watched the seeds being buried in the soil, and asked curiously: "Master, what are you doing with so much crystal rice? Don't we still have quite a few?"

Fangzheng Xiaodao: "In previous years, the villagers gave me rice dumplings, but this year I decided to give rice dumplings to the villagers. Although there is a lot of crystal rice, I don't know if it will be enough."

"That's it, can I still eat it?" The squirrel was a little entangled. This little guy's petty problem showed up again.

Fang Zheng pulled his tail and whispered: "You little thing, please relax your mind and always think about your own little plans. Don't worry, I'll take care of you."

The squirrel smiled broadly, jumped to the ground, and shouted, "I want to protect them today!"

Fang Zheng smiled and let him go.

The sun sets, the moon rises, the moon sets and the sun rises. With the crow of the big rooster at the foot of the mountain, a new day begins.

"Fourth Junior Brother, that rooster crows every morning. What is he crowing about?" The squirrel lay on the tree and asked the red boy under the tree.

Hong Hai'er shook his head and said, "Are you sure you want to know?"

"Think about it, I've been thinking about it for a long time." Squirrel asked cutely.

Red Boy rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Let me tell you a joke. If you can understand it, you will understand what he is calling."

Squirrel immediately became interested: "This is good, this is good, junior brother, tell me quickly!"

Red Boy laughed twice, rubbed his little hands, and said: "Once upon a time, there was a rooster with a very strong penis. All the hens in the chicken coop were spared. They suffered day and night. Seeing that these hens were listless every day, they kept The eggs were no longer laid. So the owner locked the rooster in the duck house. As a result, the ducks were all spared. They were listless every day and could not leave the nest. In desperation, the owner threw the rooster into the wild. As a result, the owner saw the rooster a few days later. Lying on the ground motionless, almost all the hair on his body had fallen out. He couldn't help but leaned over and asked, "What are you doing?" The rooster said: "Get away, that eagle is about to be hooked by me!" After riding it a few times, it has learned to be smart..."!"

After finishing speaking, Red Boy asked the squirrel with a smile: "Do you understand?"

Squirrel shook his head and said, "Junior brother, what are you talking about?"

Hong Hai'er rolled his eyes and said, "You idiot."

"You'd better tell me what he's calling." Squirrel really didn't understand.

Hong Hai'er sighed and said: "Let's get started!"

The squirrel scratched his head and said, "Does this mean you want to start working?"

Honghaier couldn't bear it anymore and got up to clean the Buddhist hall.

Fang Zheng heard these words and silently made a decision to keep Hong Boy away from mobile phones and the Internet! This stinky boy hasn't learned much, but he's making more and more dirty jokes...

It was early in the morning. Fangzheng didn't cook. Instead, he took out the cold bamboo leaves that had been soaked overnight, wrapped them in mature crystal rice, then stuffed them with some bamboo shoots, folded them into triangles, and then tore them into pieces with cold bamboo leaves. The silk tied it tightly. A bamboo shoot-flavored rice dumpling is wrapped and put into the big pot.

Founder didn't have a steamer, so he could only split it with bamboo and put it in an iron pot for support, which worked fine.

Light a strong fire and steam out the fragrance of cold bamboo and the sweetness of crystal rice. For a while, the whole temple is filled with the fragrance of cold bamboo and crystal rice rice dumplings. Fortunately, no one went up the mountain so early in the morning...

At half past seven, Fang Zheng had steamed two full buckets of rice dumplings and threw one to each of the monkey, Lone Wolf, Red Boy, and Squirrel.

Fang Zheng himself was sitting in the yard, taking out a cold rice dumpling from the bucket that had been cooled by rootless purified water. This rice dumpling was different from what he had eaten before. It used to be made of reed leaves, but now it is made of cold bamboo leaves. After the cold bamboo leaves were steamed at high temperature, not only did they not change color, but they became more emerald green, a bit crystal clear, and looked like emerald. of! It looks very beautiful under the skylight.

"This is not a rice dumpling, it's clearly a work of art!" Fang Zheng couldn't help sighing, but he has the biggest belly in the world. When he's hungry, he has to eat any work of art!

Unwrapping the cold bamboo leaves, revealing the crystal clear rice meat inside, wrapped in a ball. Smelling the alluring fragrance emanating from it, Fang Zheng took a gentle bite and felt that the rice dumplings were fleshy and slippery in the mouth. Great taste!

If it is boiled crystal rice, it is one grain at a time, and the outside seems to be wrapped in a smooth coat. After biting through, the meat with high sugar content inside is squeezed out, and it is extremely sweet in the mouth. Now put it into the rice dumpling leaves. Under the high temperature, the crystal rice cooks and expands, but the space is so big that it squeezes through the outer layer. The high sugar content of the crystal rice meat inside escapes and sticks together, and all the fragrance goes with it. And out! But it was restricted inside by the cold bamboo leaves. At this moment, it spread out together. Fang Zheng ate and smelled it, and felt extremely beautiful in his heart.

(End of chapter)