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However, Fangzheng still asked the system: "How?"
"Work in exchange for remuneration is reasonable."
So Fang Zheng, who was in the late stage of lazy cancer, nodded and said: "Okay."
"Bucket, bucket, bucket, where is the master bucket? I want the big one!" The fat man suddenly became happy when he heard it. It didn't matter if he was hungry, he just wanted to drink water now!
Bang!
Fang Zheng took out his water-carrying Datong from the kitchen. The large iron bucket, one meter high and half a meter wide, stood in front of the fat man.
The fat man who was shouting excitedly just now was dumbfounded. He pointed at the bucket and said, "Master, did you take the wrong one? Are you sure this is not your water tank?"
Fang Zheng pointed to the oversized water tank in the kitchen and said, "That's a water tank. Do you want to try it?"
The fat man glanced at the water tank and suddenly had a bitter look on his face. He cursed in his heart: "Holy crap! That's a water tank? Is that a water tank in your house? Is that a pond? Fatty can jump in and swim!"
Fang Zheng naturally understood the plight of the fat man, but he was still mean and added: "This bucket is already my biggest. If you don't like being small, just carry the water tank down."
"It's not too small, it's not too small." The fat man shouted quickly, and then tried the water bucket. It was an iron bucket, not heavy, but not light either. It was okay for one person to resist one bucket. However, if it were filled with water... the fat man's face suddenly fell. I glanced at the monkey, who was putting his hands in his pockets, whistling, and looking at the sky, with a look on his face like I didn't see anything and didn't know anything.
The fat man went up and kicked the monkey on the butt, saying, "Do you want to drink water? If so, just work. Otherwise, if the fat man brings back the water, you won't be able to drink it!"
The monkey then said: "Master, I don't know how much water we have to fetch before we can drink water?"
Fang Zheng pointed at the Buddha vat and said, "Fill it up, that's enough."
The five people came over and took a look inside, and they were all dumbfounded! This water tank looks very big, and it looks even bigger from the inside!
The monkey swallowed and said, "How many buckets will it take to fill this?"
Fang Zheng said: "About ten barrels is enough."
"Master, how did you get to this level?" Fatty refused to give up and wanted to find a shortcut. He didn't think that this frail monk would be able to carry water up and down the mountain by himself. As for the wolf, although he has a strong physique, a wolf is a wolf, not an ox or a horse. He is born with soft waist bones and certainly does not have the physical strength to fill the water tank alone.
Fang Zheng said: "Pick."
"Are you alone?" Everyone was stunned.
Fang Zheng nodded and said, "There is also Lone Wolf who will help me pick some."
Everyone was still a little confused. Such a big bucket and such a thin monk seemed quite normal when viewed alone. But put together, it's a bit inconsistent.
"Donors, are you still carrying water? If you are carrying water, you have to hurry up. Going up and down the mountain is not easy." Fang Zheng said.
"How is it? Do you want to do it?" the fat man asked the monkey.
The monkey gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! You pick the big one and I'll pick the small one!"
"Get out of here, let's carry the big one together! We're tired from going up and down the mountain, how about we just carry the big one in one trip?" the fat man laughed and scolded.
Monkey was a little hesitant, but looking at Lu Xiaoya's hopeful eyes, of course he couldn't let his guard down at this time. So he agreed, no longer carrying the pole, and each person carried one end and carried the big bucket down the mountain.
Seeing this, the three girls Jiang Ting, Lu Xiaoya, and Ruan Ying also followed with various small basins. Lu Xiaoya smiled and took a water glass...
Seeing this, Fang Zheng was speechless for a while. Sure enough, some people are still very thieves...
Fangzheng didn't care when they came back from the mountain, but his rice was still in the pot. The big pot cooks rice very slowly, and Fangzheng's cooking skills are not bad. He knows when to use slow fire and when to use strong fire. Only by alternating civil and military forces can the most delicious rice be cooked. He learned this skill from the master Yi Zhi. Being poor in the mountains, the one-fingered monk couldn't make delicious food to satisfy Fang Zheng's greed, so he developed a strong cooking skills.
Of course, it is also reflected in a few simple rice and vegetable recipes. For the rest, even if he wanted to study it, he couldn't afford the ingredients to practice.
Fang Zheng turned the fire to a simmer, then went to the bodhi tree in the yard and quietly read the Buddhist scriptures.
This Buddhist scripture is not a complete volume, and I don’t know what the name of the whole volume is. Because half of the book has long been missing, there is no beginning or end, and nothing can be seen. But there is a passage in it, a morning scripture, which is very nice to read. And when you recite it, it will indeed make you feel peaceful and comfortable.
In addition, since I really have nothing to do, I might as well read it a hundred times, its meaning will become apparent to me, and it will be better to review the past and learn the new.
At the bottom of the mountain, Fatty, Monkey and others finally arrived at the mountain spring. Fatty suddenly slapped his head and shouted: "Oh, are we stupid? The monk's water is all obtained from here, why should we ask him for water?" ? There is plenty here, we can just lie down in it and drink it! Why carry water?"
Monkey and the others suddenly came to their senses: "Yes! What are we doing when we are carrying so much water? Why are we working so hard? Let's just drink it!"
Then, the five people cheered and rushed to the spring, no longer asking for the bucket, each one like a wild horse running wild.
The fat man even laughed and said, "Monkey, do you think this water would be a big hit if it were turned into mineral water?"
"It's necessary!" The monkey's eyes were bright!
"Go back, collect the money, let's do it! We are going to give it away, haha... That damn monk can't even guard the treasure, he deserves to be poor! He didn't give us a bowl for a thousand yuan, and now I don't give him a cent, how can he still do it? Drink enough! When I contract the spring water, let him spend money to drink water! One thousand yuan a bowl!"
"Fat man, don't be so rude. I think one thousand and five is just right." Monkey smiled.
The two of them immediately became happy, and the three women also laughed. Jiang Ting said: "That master is indeed a little hateful."
Lu Xiaoya chuckled and said: "But he is not smart enough to tell us this treasure land like this. We are going to get rich, but he is going to be poor... "
Everyone laughed again and ran to the spring. Those who had basins used basins, and those who had cups used cups. The fat man lay directly next to the spring and stuck his head in to drink. The monkey squatted there, scooping water with both hands to drink...
After a few seconds, the smiles of several people froze.
Then they all stood up and vomited.
"What's going on? Why does this water taste so bad?" The fat man yelled the loudest.
"Fat man, don't talk nonsense. It's not as bad as you said. It's much better than the mineral water we drank before, but compared with the master's water, it's just like clouds and mud." Jiang Ting said bitterly. road.
"Yes, I just said that I was stupid. Now it seems that I am not stupid at all! The place I told us is not the place where I fetch water at all." Lu Xiaoya said sadly.
Ruan Ying said: "Then what should we do now? Is this water still available?"
"Come here, I won't take another sip of that water! And after I go up, I must ask what happened to the monk's water and why it tastes so good! There must be something fishy in it. If that water He can hit it himself, there is no need for us to pick up this broken spring water." The fat man hummed.
PS: Okay, everyone is saying it’s hard to wait, so change the update time to 0:00 pm or 12:00 noon. If it is put on the shelves, there will be a minimum of 3 updates. I’ve been saving my manuscripts recently, and if I put them on the shelves, I’ll try to make them a big hit.
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