Several people devoured it and finished it quickly!
After eating, both men and women, fat and thin, stared at Fang Zheng with wide eyes.
Fangzheng spread his hands and said, "Several donors have drank water and eaten rice. Maybe they listened to the poor monk's words?"
"Master, tell me. But before I say that, can you give me some more rice? You don't know what kind of rice it is, but it's the most delicious rice I've ever eaten in my life! I really get hungrier the more I eat," the fat man shouted. road.
Fang Zheng shook his head decisively, joking, he didn't have enough to eat, why should he give it to these people? Did he think he was starving to death quickly enough and wanted to speed up
If the fat man wanted to say anything else, Jiang Ting pulled the fat man and said, "Okay, fat man, accept it as soon as you see fit. Master is willing to give you food, which is already a great kindness."
As expected, the fat man shut up. He has a soft mouth for eating people and short hands for taking people. In addition, the various magical features of this temple really convinced him.
Jiang Ting stepped forward and said, "Master, you were about to say something to me before. Unfortunately, Jiang Ting didn't listen because he didn't know what to do. Master, please don't be offended. If you have anything to say, just say it."
"Yes, yes, yes, just say it. Don't say that our hall is darkened or that there is a bloody disaster. That thing sounds like a liar." The fat man shouted without restraint.
The monkey went up and kicked me, and the fat man said aggrievedly: "Damn monkey, why are you kicking me? Didn't you say this?"
"You're talking nonsense! Shut up! If you keep talking, I'll let all the wind out of the car and you'll have to walk back by yourself!" the monkey scolded.
What else did the fat man want to say, but in the end everyone looked at him angrily! The fat man shut up decisively.
The monkey then straightened up and said with a sly smile: "Master, don't blame me, just go ahead and say it."
Fang Zheng gave a wry smile, these guys are all fortune tellers, right? Why is it that every time he wants to speak, he is so accurate? Fang Datong last time and Fatty this time were both graduates from the same seminary.
But Fang Zheng still said it, for no other reason than two lives and two chances to draw a lottery! He couldn't bear to miss it. So Fang Zheng said: "The donors only need to agree to one request of the poor monk."
"Oh? Even though the master said, we dare not go up to the mountain of knives or to the sea of fire. But we can still do things within our power." The monkey did not dare to finish his words. The monk in front of him was mysterious and could not do things that the other party could not do. , he really didn’t dare to boast about Haikou.
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "The poor monk doesn't need to do anything to others. This donor and the female donor promised the poor monk that if they encounter a convoy of four trucks pulling coal in the future, they must not overtake and drive slowly. , just keep a safe distance between cars.”
"Ah? That's it?" Monkey and Lu Xiaoya were stunned.
Jiang Ting, Fatty, and Ruan Ying were also stunned. They didn't expect that the master in front of them would go around in a circle and say such a nonsense.
The monkey was also excited and immediately asked: "Master, what have you figured out?"
Fang Zheng shook his head and said: "The donor doesn't need to ask any more questions. He just needs to remember what the poor monk said and follow it, and he will be able to repay today's love." At the same time, Fang Zheng asked the system: "What I said is not revealing the secret. Bar?"
"As long as you don't tell the whole truth and are just giving guidance, it doesn't count. But you said too much today. It's better to say less in the future." The system reminded.
Fang Zheng breathed a sigh of relief. He was really afraid that the system would give him another bad review and deduct points or something. When the task was completed but he didn't get a good prize, that would be really depressing. After all, this task is very strenuous.
Now that the words have come to this, what else can the monkey say
The monkey opened his mouth, screamed, and said angrily: "Lu Xiaoya, why are you pinching me?"
"Master is talking to you, why are you in a daze? Hurry up." Lu Xiaoya glared.
Monkey originally had some questions that he wanted to ask, but after being forced by his wife, he stopped asking them and simply said: "Don't worry, Master, I have remembered what you said. If we really encounter each other, we will never overtake and drive at a safe distance." .”
Fang Zheng smiled with satisfaction, made an invitation gesture and said: "Several donors, it's getting late, please come down the mountain as soon as possible. I don't allow overnight stays on this mountain."
Monkey, Fatty, Jiang Ting and others were indeed tired. Although they drank water and ate crystal rice, after all, humans are not machines. So they said goodbye and left. A few people went down the mountain safely and returned to the car. They looked back at Yizhi Mountain and saw clouds and mist rising on the mountain, hazy and dreamlike.
Jiang Ting silently took out his mobile phone, took a photo, and posted a new Weibo post: "Today I climbed the Yizhi Mountain with Fatty, Monkey, Xiaoya, and Ying'er and saw the Yizhi Temple. It has been the most fulfilling, strange and dreamy day since I was a child. Until now, I still feel like I am in a dream. Who can tell me, am I dreaming or awake?"
Jiang Ting originally wanted to write a sentence about Founder, but the handsome bald monk with a sunny smile flashed in his mind, and his pretty face turned red, but he didn't know how to write it. I’m always afraid of making mistakes and causing people to misunderstand...
With the sound of Fatty's whistle, Jiang Ting came to his senses and left.
Fang Zheng looked at the backs of several people leaving and cursed in his heart: "You bastards, eat and drink from Sa's family, why don't you put incense sticks on them! You don't even leave a cent of the incense money, so you're not holding the door!"
After scolding Fangzheng, he still didn't give up. He returned to the main hall and searched inside and outside. He found everything under the incense burner, under the altar table, and under the futon... Then he became dejected, sighed, went back to the backyard, and went to sleep. . That night, he was so disappointed that he had no sleep...
"Ding! As a master, worrying about gains and losses does not meet the system's requirements for you. Sometimes you don't need it when you hit it, and don't force it when you don't."
"Is this a comfort for venting your conscience?" Fang Zheng asked.
"Ding! I'm just reminding you that if you don't sleep, you will be even hungrier."
"You..." Fang Zheng touched his belly. He was not hungry! During lunch, he felt compassionate and cooked a pot of rice for Jiang Ting and others. Now that there was not much rice, he wanted to save money. So I decided to skip dinner and go to bed early so that I wouldn’t be hungry when I fell asleep.
However, when the system reminded him, he realized that he was hungry!
Ouch... Outside, the lone wolf is also hungry...
At the bottom of the mountain, three cars entered Yizhi Village and were preparing to leave the village.
Song Ergou, who said in the morning that Fang Zheng was not upright, squatted in the corner after dinner and was really bragging. As soon as he saw the luxury car coming out, he immediately shouted: "Hey! Guys, what's it like on the mountain? What did Fang Zheng tell you?"
The window rolled down, and the fat man stretched out a thumb and said, "This temple is awesome! Come back again!"
Then he kicked the accelerator and off he went!
(End of chapter)