Fang Zheng rolled his eyes and replied: "If the poor monk knew, would he still be a monk on this mountain? If he really wanted to listen to the poor monk's advice, the poor monk could only tell him that there is a place on the opposite mountain that he can go and see. .”
Red Boy sent it immediately.
Zhao Datong was stunned for a moment, then came to his senses and said with a bitter look on his face: "Master, didn't you say that praying to Buddha can also seek marriage? Why do you still want me to become a monk?"
"The poor monk is not a Buddha. You asked for the wrong thing." Fang Zheng replied.
Zhao Datong thought about it and asked, "Master, is there really nothing we can do?"
Fang Zheng shook his head. When Red Boy saw that Fang Zheng was silent, he rolled his big eyes and came up with an idea. He smiled and imitated Fang Zheng's tone and said, "Yes, no one is invincible if he has no shame. If you want to be shameless, the scenery on the opposite mountain will also be gone." good."
Although Honghaier has never been with a partner, he has never been in love. However, after watching the mobile phone for so long, I understand the truth to some extent. When chasing a girl, patience is important, but face is especially important. Otherwise, if you work hard for a thousand years and wait silently, all you will get is a wedding invitation from the other party. That’s all. As long as you express your attitude shamelessly, no matter whether the other party rejects it or not, at least what you do will be seen in her eyes and remembered in her heart, and she will understand what you mean and will not be ignored or misunderstood. This can also increase the chance of water droplets penetrating stone, otherwise... hahaha.
Although Honghai'er had never been in love, he thought it was fun to help people fall in love, so he secretly gave Zhao Datong advice without telling Fang Zheng.
Zhao Datong frowned as he listened to "Fang Zheng"'s words, always feeling that something was wrong. But if I think about it carefully, it seems that this is indeed the case. How about giving it a try
At night, when Fang Zheng was about to go to bed, he put his phone away, lay on the bed, and casually browsed the latest news.
At this moment, Fang Zheng suddenly received a message from Zhao Datong. It was a photo with an additional message below: "Master, it turns out that I am not thick-skinned enough. I got swollen after a slap..."
Fangzheng was stunned, what did this mean? He scrolled up the chat history...
"Purify your heart!" A roar came from Fang Zheng's Zen room.
Not long after, the clear and melodious sound of a big slap on the butt resounded through the sky, accompanied by the cry of a naughty child...
After Fang Zheng finished playing, there was thunder. Red Boy covered his buttocks and squatted pitifully aside, looking at Fang Zheng.
The lone wolf, monkey, and squirrel were so frightened that they squatted on the edge without saying a word.
Fang Zheng hummed and said, "Jing Xin, do you know you are wrong?"
Honghai'er said: "Master, I also learned it from the Internet. Do I want to help him too?"
"Have you ever been in love?" Fang Zheng asked, rolling his eyes.
Hong Hai'er licked his fingers and picked them out one by one, saying: "If it's a female partner, I've had more than a hundred. If it's a childbearing partner, I don't have any. If it's a female partner, I don't have any. If it's a female partner, I don't have any. I have dozens of them, and dozens more are used for dancing... Master, what is that look in your eyes? Why do I feel so cold all over?"
Just like a big bad wolf looking at a little white rabbit, Fang said to the monkey mischievously: "Jingzhen is going to get the broom from the Sa family. Today the Sa family is going to go on a killing spree!"
Not long after, a cry came from the yard: "Master, what's wrong with me? Stop chasing..."
"Stop! Dare you bully a single person? Have you ever been bitten?"
"Master, I told the truth, didn't I lie?"
"So master, just hit me once, don't run away!"
"It's murder, please help..."
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After a while of fun, Fang Zheng returned to the meditation room, opened WeChat and was dumbfounded.
"Master, you are so awesome! This slap was not in vain, it's done!" Zhao Datong's words were followed by an extremely excited expression.
Fang Zheng was completely speechless. Is this okay
Fang Zheng replied: "Is it really done?"
"It's done. The goddess just asked me if it hurts and asked me to go downstairs. I went and she said she promised me... It was because I was too nervous before, subconsciously. Haha... I'm single now and have a girlfriend. , la la la la..." Zhao Datong sent the message extremely excitedly. When I posted the second post, I was shocked to find that I had been blocked!
"What's going on?" Zhao Datong scratched his head in confusion and said to himself.
At this moment, Fang Zheng looked out the window with a bitter look on his face: "Is today the Dog Abuse Day? Hey... when can I return to secular life?"
As he talked, Fang Zheng fell asleep.
There was nothing to say all night, and the next day, with the words of the big rooster at the foot of the mountain: "Let's get started!"
Everyone on the mountain got up, cleaned and cooked in a one-stop process. After finishing the work, Red Boy and Squirrel worked hard, one carrying two large buckets and the other carrying a makeshift water bowl, and went down the mountain. . The punishment you deserve is absolutely indispensable!
Fang Zheng was sitting under the Bodhi tree, reading the scriptures with peace of mind. Pilgrims kept coming in and seeing Fang Zheng reading the scriptures, they did not disturb Fang Zheng. After so long, everyone has become accustomed to the rules of Ichiji Temple. The rule of One Finger Temple is that everyone can do whatever they want. There are no fortune tellers here, no people selling talismans, Buddhist beads and magic horses. The only thing to do is to burn incense, make a wish, and leave. If you want to burn high-quality incense, you only need to take the high-quality incense and stuff the two hundred yuan into the merit box yourself. No one will care about this.
For this kind of thing, no one would secretly take the incense without paying. Making a wish only works if you sincerely ask for it. Secretly taking high incense without giving money, or under the eyes of the Bodhisattva, there is a ghost in making a wish come true.
There were a lot of pilgrims today. After a while in the morning, the number of pilgrims gradually decreased, and finally there was no one left.
Fang Zheng didn't pay attention. At this moment, a young man ran in. He seemed to be in a hurry. He entered the Buddhist hall, burned incense, knelt there and started talking. That's right, others were praying silently in their hearts, but this guy just opened his mouth and said it. The monkey looked at Fang Zheng, asking whether he should stop him.
Fang Zheng shook his head. He was also curious about what this guy was going to say.
The man knelt there and said: "Hello, Bodhisattva, my name is Pan An, um, that's the beautiful man in ancient times, the extremely intelligent Pan An. My name is good, and I'm not a bad person, but I don't know why. I just was too lazy to go to work. A while ago, my family introduced me to several jobs, and I went there. I was so tired that I couldn’t believe it was done by a human being. Did you know? That factory actually asked me to work for ten hours, with only half of the work in between. Hours of rest, is that done by humans
Hey, I ask myself, I still have some talent, but why am I so poor? Bodhisattva, I don’t ask for great wealth, but please show me a clear path. I'm not afraid of being tired, I just want to find a job where effort and reward are directly proportional. People say that the Bodhisattva spirit of Yizhi Temple means I came here specially and begged the Bodhisattva to introduce me to a good job. It’s best to work less, make more money, and get promoted without any pressure...”
PS: I currently owe 3 chapters to Brother Da Fei and 5 chapters to Miss Haidilaoxue. I owe a total of eight chapters. I will blow them all up at the end of the month and am currently saving my manuscripts. :
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