Fang Zheng was not tempted at all and said disapprovingly: "However, I can't go. Lin Yuan Xianyu is useless. It's better to be down-to-earth and do the job in front of me. By the way, did you check this word or not?" Fang Zheng changed the subject. asked.
This is Fang Zheng, he will not be too ambitious and indulge in fantasy, what is in front of him is the most real! If you look at the past, you can check your own mistakes; if you do well in the present, you can control the future. Standing on tiptoe to look at the mountains in the distance, you will never reach the top of the mountain...
After Hong Haier's patient explanation, Fang Zheng finally understood how to practice this Qi practice. At night, Fang Zheng sat cross-legged on the bed and adjusted his breathing...
The next day, when the sky was slightly bright, Fang Zheng got up and woke up the monkey, Red Boy and others.
Hong Hai'er rubbed his eyes and asked, "Master, what are you doing so early in the morning?"
"Nothing to do. I'm going to take you down the mountain. Of course, if you don't want to go, you can stay on the mountain." Fang Zheng said.
"Go!" Hong Hai'er immediately became energetic when he heard that he could go down the mountain.
"Then hurry up and get ready." Fang Zheng said with a smile.
So Red Boy ran back quickly, washed himself, and then came out in high spirits. The little blue monk's clothes were on him, making him look particularly energetic.
The monkey followed Fang Zheng, the squirrel held a nut and called it breakfast; the lone wolf peed and said it was ready.
Seeing that everyone was ready, Fang Zheng waved his hand and went down the mountain collectively.
"Master, what's going on down the mountain today?" the squirrel asked like a curious baby.
"It's a festival today. I will take you to experience the festival on earth." Fang Zheng said seriously, with a wicked smile in his eyes.
"Master, didn't you say that today is Chinese Valentine's Day, so it has nothing to do with us? Are you going to torture the dog when you go down the mountain now?" Honghai'er surfs the Internet every day, so he naturally knows a lot about things.
But some people never go online, for example...
"Why are you torturing me?" Lone Wolf asked cutely.
Fangzheng and Honghaier: "..."
Fang Zheng changed the subject and said: "Being in the world is also a practice. Today we will go to hell and experience what it feels like to torture a dog... ugh..."
The squirrel is so cute, I don’t know what it means, and even the lone wolf can’t understand it, but I always feel that my anus is tight and I feel like I’m being abused. It doesn't matter to the monkey, just follow the master and learn. At the same time, secretly note down the righteous words and deeds, and then learn accordingly. Hong Hai'er looked like it was indeed the case, but it didn't matter to him!
However, is this really the case
After going down the mountain, just after dawn, Fang Zheng saw Wang Yougui coming out on a motorcycle, with a large cardboard box pulled on the back seat of the car.
"Good morning, Donor Wang." Fang Zheng stepped forward and said politely.
Wang Yougui laughed loudly and said, "Good morning, Abbot Fangzheng, the wind blew you all down the mountain today."
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "Xiangfeng, donor, you went out so early, what good things did you buy and came back?"
Wang Yougui blushed and said with a smile: "Isn't it a holiday today? I bought some gifts for my family, and I also learned from young people, being romantic..."
Fang Zheng came over to take a look and immediately smiled. There was actually a large bouquet of roses in the big box. He clasped his hands and said, "Amitabha, donor, you have indeed kept pace with the times. I admire you..."
"Go away, don't tell anyone, or I won't break your legs." Wang Yougui's face turned red. Generally, for old couples in the village, it would be fashionable to give them some clothes, but he was definitely the first to give roses. If word spreads about it, he thinks it will make the headlines of the villagers section tomorrow.
As a result, just after Wang Yougui entered the house, he heard the ecstatic laughter of Wang Yougui's wife coming from the house, and at the same time there were scoldings: "You old thing, you are so old, you are giving this thing! Isn't it a shame! It's a waste of money, refund it Go back, go back, I don’t want it! Oh, what are you doing? Why are you kneeling down?"
"Honey, you have worked hard these years!"
"You... bastard, it's good to know."
"Honey, come and give me a kiss..."
…
Hearing these disgusting words, Fang Zheng, Lone Wolf, Squirrel, and Red Boy collectively shuddered. Thinking about the appearance of the two people in the picture, they shuddered again.
The squirrel said bitterly: "Master, why do I feel so scared?"
Lone Wolf also said: "Human beings are really scary. What you say makes me urgently pee..."
"Master, I'd better go back to the mountain," said the monkey.
Fang Zheng rolled his eyes at them and was too lazy to pay attention to these guys. This was just the beginning, where were we
Seeing that Fang Zheng remained silent, Squirrel asked curiously: "Master, that flower is so beautiful. What does sending that flower mean?"
"Idiot, that represents love, red love... Even if I tell you, you don't understand." Hong Boy said, shaking his head.
As a result, the squirrel rolled its eyes at him and said, "Isn't it just to find a mate? Human beings are really speechless. When we look for a mate, we always give him pine nuts. We eat enough, and there is no irritated female squirrel."
The lone wolf said: "As long as we are strong enough, the female wolves don't live in groups? It's much easier than you to grab whoever you like."
The monkey nodded and said: "We are similar, but it still takes a little effort."
Hong Hai'er sneered: "Tch... I am still comfortable. I remember when I was born, my mother prepared 3,000 maids for me and 800 to serve me..."
Boom! Boom, boom, boom!
A series of crackling sounds sounded. Fang Zheng each cracked and snorted: "Stop bragging. Now that we are all monks, women will have nothing to do with you from now on. No matter how much we talk about it, it will be useless. Today, you guys Just watch it!"
"What are you looking at?" Squirrel asked with tears in his eyes, covering his head.
Fang Zheng spoke one word at a time and said forcefully: "Watch other people pick up girls! Show off their girls, show off their boyfriends, show off their feelings! Kiss me, pull and pull!"
"Poof!" The nuts in the squirrel's mouth sprayed out.
Monkey clasped his hands together and said: "Master, I suddenly remembered that the yard has not been swept clean yet. Why don't I go back and sweep the floor?" I just watched an elderly version of Love, and I already had goosebumps all over the floor. If this continues After reading this, Monkey felt that he would doubt whether his heart towards Buddha was firm.
Honghai'er also said: "Master, my stomach hurts and I want to go back to the toilet."
Just as Squirrel was about to speak, Fangzheng glanced sideways and said first, "Jingzhen, a monk does not lie. I will give you another chance to reorganize your language. What did you just say?"
The monkey looked at Fang Zheng with a wicked smile and trembled: "That... Master, my disciple will follow in your footsteps. Amitabha..."
Fang Zheng looked at Hong Boy again and said with a smile: "Disciple, being a teacher is only fair. I also give you a chance to reorganize your language."
"Master, if you move forward boldly, my disciple will never be even a step behind!" Hong Hai'er quickly expressed his stance.
Fang Zheng nodded with satisfaction, looked at the squirrel with his mouth slightly open and said, "Jingkuan, what do you want to say?"
(End of chapter)