"I... that... I..." Squirrel hesitated, his little eyes rolling. The two brothers had surrendered. He decisively gave up and said, "I want to say, Master is right!"
"Good boy, do you have any objection to the purification method?" Fang Zheng asked.
Lone Wolf chuckled and said, "You're going to torture the dog when we go down the mountain. I'm mentally prepared. I don't care!" Lone Wolf raised his head proudly, as if he was ready to go through fire and water.
In this case, Fang Zheng waved his hand and headed back to the mountain!
"Uh, Master, are you going back now?" Squirrel asked with a little excitement. He was naturally happy because he no longer had to be tortured.
Fang Zheng chuckled and said, "Yes, I'm back. I just took a routine walk in the morning to let you feel the atmosphere of the village. What's next..."
"What's next?" The squirrel asked, "Are you going to eat?"
"Eat? Haha..."
Not long after, a group of people stood at the gate, and the lone wolf said with a cry: "Master, I think we should bring enough food rations before going in, right?"
After the last experience of squatting on the curb because of hunger, the lone wolf was really scared.
"What are you talking about? With the teacher here, how can I still starve you to death?" Fang Zheng said.
"No, I'm afraid of starving to death..." Lone Wolf whispered.
Boom!
"Ouch..."
In the end, Fang Zheng led a group of protesting disciples into the Wuxiang Sect.
However…
"Ding! The Phaseless Gate can enter up to two living beings at a time. You are over capacity. The Phaseless Gate is on strike." The system suddenly said.
Fang Zheng was stunned and said bitterly: "Does this mean we can't travel together?"
"You can upgrade the Phaseless Door, but this... requires some money." The system said.
"How much?" Fang Zheng asked.
"With a minimum of 1 million, you can buy a teleporting door that can accommodate three people. How about it? Is it very economical? You have to know that many people are willing to spend 100 billion to buy this thing." The system looks like a child.
Fang Zheng chuckled: "No money!"
then…
"Master, I think I should look after the family." Hong Hai'er was the first to shout.
"Master, you see, I don't know how many days there will be here, and someone will have to clean the temple. Let me stay..." said the monkey.
"Master, our temple now has something. We have to guard against thieves, right? As the first protector of this temple, it is my duty." Lone Wolf shouted.
"Master..." The squirrel reacted slowly and realized that his senior brother had beaten him to it. He immediately became anxious and shouted at the top of his voice without thinking clearly. Then he discovered sadly that he didn't know what to say!
Fang Zheng looked at the panicked squirrel, shook his head helplessly and said, "Forget it, stop talking, let's draw lots, and the one who catches the shortest time will follow me."
When everyone heard this, they immediately became nervous, but when they thought that the probability of getting out was only a quarter, their minds suddenly became active again.
He made four thin threads, tore them off casually, then balled them up in his hand, revealing a thread end, and said, "Okay, you can catch it."
The squirrel looked at this and that, not knowing which one to catch.
Hong Boy's eyes were spinning wildly. He had just noticed Fang Zheng's actions and had already made a plan in his mind. He grabbed a piece of thread and said, "Master, I want this!"
Fang Zheng nodded and asked him to pull it out. When everyone saw, the good guy was two palms long!
Honghai'er suddenly burst into laughter: "It's so long, it seems I don't have to go. Senior brothers, you have a good journey, what do you see, don't cry, hehe..."
Seeing this guy's triumphant look, the monkey, squirrel, and lone wolf looked sad. With such a long line, it was over, and the probability of them getting out must have increased to one-third!
The monkey declared a Buddha's name: "Amitabha, Buddha bless you, just let it happen."
Hong Hai'er chuckled and said: "Brother, it's useless to ask Buddha at this time. The important thing is here." After Hong Hai'er finished speaking, he pointed to his head, meaning I am the smartest and I know how to peep. You are not smart and are stupid. .
The monkey didn't say anything and continued to pull the thread. As a result, it became longer and longer, and finally it was a full meter long!
"What?!" Red Boy's penis almost fell to the ground. He looked at the thin thread in his hand, and then looked at the thread in the monkey's hand...
The monkey chuckled and said: "Junior brother, it turns out that praying to the Buddha is still effective. Amitabha, thank you for your blessing."
Red Boy clicked his tongue and said, "That's your luck..."
"Buddha, please give me a long whip! Disciple, I kowtow to you!" At this time, the squirrel rolled his eyes, came back to his senses, knelt on the ground, and kowtowed three times to the Buddhist hall.
Hong Hai'er curled his lips and said: "You're so stupid... You really believe that Buddha will bless you. It's not like you don't understand that the spirit of our temple is not Buddha, but human beings!"
The squirrel closed his eyes and chose a thread, then pulled it...
"One slap is long, two slaps are long... Oh my god, it's one meter long! And! It's two meters long! Oh my God! It's three meters long!" Red Boy's eyes almost popped out!
The squirrel actually pulled out a three-meter-long thread! The squirrel himself was stunned, and then said ecstatically: "Thank you Lord Buddha, I will burn incense every day and night, and clean you clean every day, haha..."
The red boy's face is so red, a slap from the monkey, a slap from the squirrel, it hurts!
Red Boy looked at Lone Wolf pitifully and said, "Senior brother, it's your turn."
Lone Wolf said: "I'm done."
"Huh? When did you smoke it?" Honghai'er asked.
"When Junior Brother smokes, I smoke. You all look at him and no one looks at me." Lone Wolf said.
"How long is yours?" Honghai'er asked.
Lone Wolf suddenly grinned.
Honghai'er had a bad premonition, but...
The lone wolf opened his mouth, spit out a ball of thread, and said: "It's not long, it's shorter than the net width. But it should be longer than yours!"
"puff!"
Hong Boy almost vomited blood, his face turned red, and he wished he could slap himself twice in the mouth. These slaps hurt so much! But what hurts more is the cruel fact that he is about to go out!
"Alright, disciple, let's go, my master will take you to see the world." Fang Zheng said with a chuckle. Hong Boy felt terrified no matter what he heard...
However, it was useless to say anything, he was still pulled towards Wuxiang Sect by Fang Zheng!
Fang Zheng whispered: "Idiot, Wu Xiangmen's mission is to save good people from suffering, and I probably won't be able to torture you. But it's hard to say if you stay on the mountain..."
Honghai'er was stunned for a moment, then thought about it carefully, it seemed like this was true! Then he said ecstatically: "That's it, haha!"
When the two people walked into the Wuxiang Gate, they vaguely heard someone shouting: "Is long hair so important?"
Long hair
"What do you mean?" Fang Zheng and Hong Hai'er stood on the edge of the street, looking at each other, completely confused!
(End of chapter)