The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 478: The poor monk does not discriminate against snoring [please subscribe]

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Sun Pu didn't sense anything wrong, so he laughed and said, "The name isn't good, it's just too common now. If I had a good name, I might be very successful now."

"How long have you been here?" Fang Zheng asked curiously.

"One year." Sun Pu replied.

Fang Zheng said: "One year, twelve months..." He added in his mind, more than a dozen times a month, and hundreds of times in a year. No wonder he is so skilled! If this guy doesn't do pyramid schemes and goes back to work as a foot washer or a pedicure shop, he might make a fortune...

After washing his feet, Xu Yin brought a bowl of water, placed it beside him, and said, "It's hot. If you're thirsty at night, you can drink it."

Fang Zheng thanked him repeatedly. Although Xu Yin didn't have enough food in his stomach, Fang Zheng still understood the principle of not hitting the smiling person.

Xu Yin said one more thing and left.

Sun Pu approached Fangzheng and asked, "Master, do you really plan to stay here for a long time?"

"Yes, I think this place is very good. Everyone is very friendly, just like a family. I plan to live here permanently. As long as you don't drive me away, I will always live here." Fang Zheng replied road.

When Sun Pu heard this, he laughed, but the smile was more of a sneer, and thought to himself: "I am afraid that I will leave crying tomorrow..."

Others had the same idea. At about 9:30, they closed the door and turned off the lights. Once the door was closed, the draft in the hall became smaller. There were many people in the room. For a while, it was steaming, and many people were tossing and turning and unable to sleep. Fang Zheng couldn't help but ask, "Aren't you still asleep?"

Sun Pu responded: "It's okay. I'm thinking about the direction of life and reviewing what I learned today. I won't go to bed yet." He was embarrassed to say that he was too hot to sleep.

Someone else responded: "Master, you go to sleep first. We are a group of people who like to snore, and the sound is loud. If you go to sleep first, you won't be able to sleep."

"Haha... Yes, go to sleep." Someone responded.

Fang Zheng immediately said righteously: "What are you talking about? The poor monk is a monk. Since he has joined the world, he has to follow the local people. It's just snoring. It's not a big deal. Don't worry, the poor monk is not that stingy. I can't sleep because I snore, or I get angry or something. I don't even discriminate against people who snore..."

"Master said it well. As expected of an eminent monk, he is enlightened." Sun Pu said.

"That's right, what's wrong with snoring? I don't eat your food or spend your money when I snore. Master, I support you on this matter!"

"That's right, it's fate that we are all together. It's just snoring. It's okay."

A few people who were still unhappy about losing money suddenly spoke.

"Okay, you are all snoring, each one louder than the other. You have no right to say this at this time. It's better to say what the mage said..."

Fang Zheng responded with a smile, and everyone talked for a while before falling asleep. But the weather is hot and I can’t sleep...

However, someone fell asleep and then...

"Hoo!! Roo!!"

A loud snoring sounded, and Sun Pu, who was finally a little sleepy, was so frightened that he sat up. He looked like a fake corpse next to him. The row of people who had been lying down sat up in shock, one by one. They looked at each other in confusion, and finally their eyes fell on the source of the snoring—Fang Zheng!

"Fuck, no wonder he said it so nicely. It turns out he snores harder than all of us combined..." A snoring guy cursed.

"Sun Pu, what can we do? It's so loud, how can we sleep?" a woman complained.

"You ask me, who am I going to ask? Aren't you bragging just now? Didn't you all say that snoring is okay? Why don't you say it now?" Sun Pu said.

"Didn't you just say that, why are you blaming us now?" one person said.

Sun Pu said matter-of-factly: "Yes, so I won't wake him up."

"If you don't scream, I won't scream either."

"Then let's all suffer together."

"Snoring!" A loud snoring sounded. I don't know why, but the sound was like ringing in the ears, causing several people's ears to hurt.

Sun Pu covered his ears and cursed: "Damn it, this is not snoring, this is thunder!"

Others followed suit and deliberately raised their voices in an attempt to wake up Fang Zheng. However, they sadly discovered that as their voices increased, Fang Zheng's snoring also increased. The snoring was so loud that it shook the sky. All of them held their heads, pressed pillows, rolled up quilts, and used all kinds of tricks.

"Be patient, after a while, I probably won't fight anymore." Sun Pu said.

Ten minutes passed.

"Hoo!! Roo!!—"

Twenty minutes passed.

"Huh!! Luu!!~~"

"Fuck, I can't stand it anymore, I'm going to sleep!" One person finally couldn't bear it anymore, his eyes were all red and bloodshot, he got up, held a towel and was taken out.

"I can't stand it anymore, I'm going out too." A woman went out holding a pillow and sheets.

"I am coming too… "

Thirty minutes later, Sun Pu was the only one left in the room. Looking at the empty room and listening to the thunder nearby, Sun Pu finally surrendered and went out holding the quilt.

After everyone left, Fang Zheng opened his eyes slightly and smiled evilly, but Yi Meng Huangliang withdrew his magical power, turned over, and continued to sleep.

The next day, Fang Zheng woke up before the rooster crowed in the village. He was used to going to bed early and getting up early. He looked at the empty house and smiled even brighter. Pushing the door open, I saw a group of people lying under the eaves outside. Some were wrapped in quilts, some were lying sideways, and some were kicking their legs. They were sleeping in various positions. Similarly, mosquito bites appeared one after another on the body, and many people were still scratching them in their sleep.

When Fang Zheng saw this, he felt a little sympathy for them. Was he going too far

But when Fang Zheng turned his head and saw the big iron rope on the door and the two caretakers sitting and sleeping at the door, any sympathy in his heart disappeared instantly.

Fang Zheng nodded, walked into the kitchen, turned around, and looked at the kitchen knife on it. All the good ones had a gap. Fang Zheng picked it up and tried it. It was so blunt that it was difficult to cut vegetables! Looking at the people outside, Fang Zheng shook his head slightly and thought to himself: "In order to prevent others from committing suicide or armed riots, we will do anything we can..."

At this time, Fang Zheng's eyes fell on a few objects, and then he showed a smirk... "It's you!"

"Clang!"

"Clang!"

"Clang!"

Sun Pu was sleeping soundly when he suddenly heard a sound like a poro knocking, and the sound was extremely loud! I was so frightened that my whole body trembled, and I suddenly woke up in a cold sweat! However, he couldn't care anymore, his eyes were red and he looked at the source of the sound angrily!

PS: I will post updates for everyone after the coin-free frenzy is over, but I don’t dare to do so now... I will definitely lose all the updates if I post them... I haven’t subscribed at all. Oops…

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