"Zhao Wu, come on!" At this time, someone shouted.
"It's outdated, Zhao Wu, learn from Jin Jia Ban and do something hot!"
…
A large group of people made a fuss, but the others didn't notice it and just joined in the fun and followed the fuss.
Zhao Wu and his wife looked at each other and finally said, "Okay, you guys wait for me and put on makeup!"
After that, Zhao Wu went to the backstage. It took a little long this time. Just when everyone was about to lose their patience, Zhao Wu came out with a birthday hat on his head that he had bought a cake for and a bed sheet on his body. Holding a mop in his hand, he walked out unsteadily.
When Zhao Wu's wife saw it, she immediately knew what Zhao Wu was going to play. She sighed helplessly, and then said with a smile: "You damn ghost, you have been working on it for a long time and you just made such a crappy thing. What are you doing?" "
"Can't you see this?" Zhao Wu asked, shaking the mop.
"I can't tell, what are you doing?"
"The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east." Zhao Wuyi raised his head and said proudly.
"Pah!" After saying this, Zhao Wu's wife raised her hand and slapped Zhao Wu so hard that his hat flew off. She scolded: "Can you pull me down? Are you still Tang Seng? Your Tang Seng is almost as good as Bai Longma's brother-in-law. !”
"What is that?" Zhao Wu picked up the hat, put it on again, and asked.
"White Dragon Donkey!" Zhao Wu's wife arrived.
Zhao Wu: "..."
"Don't say that, let's talk about it. From now on, you will be the king of the daughter country, and I will play Tang Monk. I want to leave the daughter country, and you will stay with me." Zhao Wudao.
"Let you stay? Why?" Zhao Wu's wife asked with a puzzled look on her face.
"What do you think... If a woman keeps a man, why do you think she should keep him? Huh? Huh?" Zhao Wufei gave a look that said you understand, everyone understands.
Immediately there was a whistle below: "Take off one!"
Zhao Wu's wife glared at everyone and said: "What are you talking about? I am the king of the daughter country, I have moral integrity!" Then she turned around, her charming eyes floated up, and said: "Oh, friend Tang, don't leave, they are still here. I’m going to give birth to a monkey for you…”
"Stop!" Zhao Wu quickly shouted stop.
"What are you doing? Why did you stop?" Zhao Wu's wife asked.
"No, I asked you to play the king of the daughter country, not the vixen. Can you be more serious? Also, there is no need to give birth to a monkey. The poor monk brought one with him. It is already annoying enough. Don't add more. ." Zhao Wudao.
Zhao Wu's wife rolled her eyes at him and started over.
"Female donor." Zhao Wudao.
"Gaha?" Zhao Wu's wife asked.
"stop!"
"What happened again?"
"Tang Monk went to the southwest, why did you open your mouth and come to the northeast? What? Is the king of the Daughter Kingdom from the northeast? Haha..."
"Then do it again."
…
"Female donor, the poor monk is leaving."
"Where to go?"
"Go to the West."
"Okay, come here, prepare a wreath, paper money, and two beautiful female fairies for the master."
"Stop! I'm going to the West to learn scriptures, not to die! What about wreaths and paper money? Am I that kind of person? But... that female demon, you have to make your hair more beautiful."
"What's the matter? You still want to find a mistress?" Zhao Wu's wife suddenly became angry, put her hands on her hips and said angrily.
Zhao Wu hurried over: "Honey, don't take it seriously, aren't we acting?"
"Oh, I almost forgot. Continue..."
"Female donor, the poor monk is really leaving."
"Brother Yudi, are you just leaving like this?"
"Um."
"Don't you miss something?"
"Nostalgia."
"What are you missing?"
puff! Honghai'er squirted out a mouthful of water instantly, but there was a roar of applause from below.
Fang Zheng's brows furrowed tightly. He really didn't know what to say when he made fun of the classic. I always feel like something is uncomfortable...
"Then how many do you want?" The king seemed not to understand.
"Pah!" The king raised his hand and slapped him away.
"What are you doing?" Zhao Wu shouted.
"Are you Tang Monk? Are you a lustful devil? Is there such a Tang Monk as you?"
"Then what should Tang Monk be like?"
"What do you think? Anyway, I can't do this, do it again!"
"Brother Yudi, we are going so far here, so please bring some expenses."
"No need, poor monk, go all the way west and take the circus with you. If you can't walk monkeys or train pigs, you can ask Wu Jing to do some part-time work for others, washing clothes, boiling water, carrying burdens, etc. There is no shortage of money. .It’s just missing…”
"What's missing?"
"If I need a woman to warm my bed, why don't I give him two maids?"
"QNMLGB, are you Tang Monk?"
"Why don't you Tang Monk? My equipment is all pirated, why can't people just pirate it?"
"Get out!" Zhao Wu's wife raised her leg and kicked her. Zhao Wu slid out more than two meters away and rolled to the ground...
Everyone below cheered again, and someone shouted at the same time: "It's not exciting! Zhao Wu, let's do something more exciting!"
"Let's do some Jin family class routines!"
"That's it, call daddy and listen!"
"Aren't all wives in common?"
"Ha ha… "
Those people started to boo again, and the place was filled with chaotic laughter.
Although Zhao Wu and his wife both wore heavy makeup, Fang Zheng still saw that their expressions were a little unnatural.
Zhao Wudao: "I'm from Jin's class, I don't know how to do it."
"Don't be stupid! You don't want to act, right? Isn't that too disrespectful? That's all you do when people give you money. I really don't dare to invite you in the future. I might as well invite someone from Jin's class." Someone shouted .
Zhao Wu's face suddenly became gloomy.
Zhao Wu's wife hurried over, kicked Zhao Wu and said, "What are you thinking about? Act whatever the audience wants to see. Let's act like a mouse enters the buttocks."
"This is good! Haha..."
…
Zhao Wu and his wife looked at each other, gritted their teeth, and got up to act.
When Fang Zheng saw this, he shook his head slightly. If there were still some expectations at the beginning, although the Tang Seng play was a spoof, it did not break through the moral bottom line. However, after the show, there was basically no morality at all, although it did not really take off clothes. However, all kinds of teasing, explicit words, and explicit actions turned it into the kind of two-parter Fang Zheng had seen at first. Fang Zheng didn't watch what was being played later, but lowered his eyelids and silently recited the scriptures.
The squirrel shyly got into Fang Zheng's clothes and couldn't get out. The lone wolf lay there and watched with great interest, and roared from time to time.
Hong Hai'er's eyes turned white as he watched, obviously he didn't like this kind of eye-catching performance either.
The monkey followed Fang Zheng and chanted sutras together.
However, this is just the beginning. The further you go, the bigger the scale becomes.
Finally, Fang Zheng couldn't bear it anymore, got up and left the place. Behind the school is a windbreak forest. The forest is not wide. There are only three rows of birch trees. There are new branches growing under the birch trees, which are more than one meter high. As Fangzheng walked, he reached the woods. Standing in the woods, listening to the chirping of birds, he felt much better.
PS: Fortunately, I wrote some of them all night long and will update them on time today. No need to ask for help, I went to the hospital, eh...
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