"Master, wait for me, the bear is catching up with me!" In the distance, Zhang Zi ran wildly, following Fang Zheng, so scared that he was about to urinate.
After this shouting, Fang Zhengzhen stopped and said with concern: "Donor, I will wait for you for a while. If Xiong is... uh..."
Before Fang Zheng finished speaking, Zhang Zi suddenly jumped up and kicked Fang Zheng, causing Fang Zheng to fall to the ground.
Zhang Zi laughed loudly and said: "Idiot monk, since you want to be a good person, then be a good person to the end and serve the bear as dinner. I'm leaving!"
Zhang Zi laughed and ran away quickly. Looking back in a hurry, he happened to see a big bear with a particularly big face rushing in front of Fang Zheng. Knowing that everything was a foregone conclusion, he ran away without looking back.
Fang Zheng touched his bald head with a bitter look on his face.
Hum!
A burst of hot air sprayed on Fang Zheng's face. Fang Zheng turned his head and saw the big black bear standing next to him, looking at Fang Zheng with a mocking look on his face, then raised his head and said, "Silly bald man, you have been abandoned. Even The bastard who has been abandoned by his companions deserves to be Ben Xiong’s meal! Come on, let’s start eating!”
After saying that, the big black bear ran away, this time faster than before.
When Fang Zheng saw this, he hurriedly got up. Although Zhang Zi was nothing, he still felt that it was too cheap for him to feed the bear like this!
So Fang Zheng hurriedly caught up with him.
"What are you doing?" Black Bear looked at Fang Zheng warily.
Fang Zheng said: "You blind bear, what are you excited about? In human society, it is illegal to kill someone. If you kill him, someone will come to you after a while. Under random shooting, you will be a dish on the table. vegetable."
Founder did not lie. Generally speaking, ferocious beasts that have eaten human flesh will not be spared. Because a beast that has eaten humans will subconsciously include this species that it has never eaten before in its menu, and will eat it again when meeting humans in the future. And the more they eat, the more ferocious they become... The potential threat is far greater than that of wild beasts that have never eaten humans. Unless it is an endangered species, it is qualified to be arrogant, but this black bear is obviously not within the scope of national treasures.
"What's a gun? I'm strong and I can run fast. I can kill several of you stupid monkeys with two legs who can't climb trees with just one slap!" Black Bear said proudly.
Fang Zheng grinned: "Haha... are you sure?"
"You bald guy doesn't count!" the black bear shouted immediately.
Speaking of this, Black Bear subconsciously remembered the previous encounter with this thief, and his face was filled with bitter tears!
Black bears are not kind creatures. Although he can understand what Fang Zheng says, there is no reason not to eat the food brought to his mouth. When I saw Fang Zheng by the river before, I immediately rushed up to him. Then without any explanation, I pushed Fang Zheng to the ground and took off his clothes!
Fang Zheng was so frightened that he quickly shouted: "I'm a boy! A boy! Oh, you don't know men and women, right? Male! I'm a male! Don't get excited!"
Black Bear has just started to listen to men, so why does he care that you are a man? Or male? He just wants to remove the bald head in front of him and eat meat! However, what he was curious about was, why was the skin of this hairless monkey so hard? His bear paws couldn't be torn apart!
The black bear, who did not believe in evil, raised his paw and slapped the bald head in front of him, and stuck out his tongue. He seemed to have seen a scene where his brains would burst and he could eat a big meal!
However…
Bang!
Ouch!
The black bear sat down on the ground and waved its paws, it hurt! Is this still a brain? Is this a stone
Fang Zheng also sat up, rubbed his head and said, "I told you to stop, but you didn't listen, and your hair got messed up."
Black Bear rolled his eyes, hairstyle? Is your pussy hairy
"Black Bear, you..." Fang Zheng was about to say something.
Without saying a word, the black bear pressed Fang Zheng to the ground again, and slapped Fang Zheng's chest and neck with its big paws, making a loud bang bang bang bang sound! However, the thin, petite guy in front of me is as strong as iron. He can't be killed or broken no matter how hard he hits! Not even a little blood came out!
Black Bear is on fire, this is simply a naked insult to him who is the master of the forest! anger! Extremely angry!
The black bear stood up, roared, and pounced down!
As a result, the bald thief on the ground turned over and gave his back to him, not forgetting to say: "My back is also very comfortable."
In fact, Fang Zheng is also very curious. Although his body is stronger than ordinary people, there is definitely some gap between him and the black bear. Especially the strength of the body, even if there is a moon-white monk's robe to protect the body, the moon-white monk's robe will not reduce the pain. Otherwise, when he jumped from the mountain, his butt would not hurt so much that he almost jumped for a long time.
It stands to reason that if a black bear slaps you randomly, it will definitely hurt you to death. But now, he didn't feel any pain, but... it was like a full massage, it was quite comfortable!
Fang Zheng thought about it, and the only explanation was that the sound of bells and drums, and the Buddha's energy entering his body, caused his body to undergo amazing changes. At least in terms of resistance to blows, it was amazing!
Seeing that the thief in front of him was so provocative, the black bear became furious and roared. He used all his strength to strike down with his paw!
"Ouch..." Fang Zheng finally cried out under this heavy blow.
Before the black bear had time to feel proud, he realized something was wrong. The cry seemed a little ecstatic... He lay on the ground and looked at Fang Zheng's face. The two looked at each other, and the black bear suddenly became angry! This bald guy actually had a happy face! He opened his big mouth and bit the bald head directly. He couldn't believe it. His razor-sharp teeth couldn't bite open the white egg!
Click!
"Ugh..." Black Bear covered his mouth, feeling his teeth ache, and looked at Fang Zheng as if he were a monster.
Fang Zheng looked back at the black bear, grinned and said, "Don't stop, keep going, the hammering is quite comfortable."
The black bear looked at Fang Zheng's hateful face, stretched out its long tongue, and popped out its barbs! This is his trump card, like a normal wolf, if you put your tongue on it, all the skin and flesh will be gone!
However, his tongue made a harsh sound on the monk's face. The monk was still fine... The black bear was almost desperate, but the next moment...
"Ugh!" Fang Zheng felt drool on his face. Along with the stench of rotting meat, he became so nauseated that he almost vomited on the spot.
"You're such a big guy, you can't beat me, so you're just going to be disgusting, right?" Fang Zheng said bitterly.
The black bear saw that the licking was effective, regardless of whether it was disgusting or real. In short, the thief finally saw the power of his uncle bear, so he stuck out his tongue and licked it again.
"You're still here? If the Sa family doesn't show off its power, do you think Buddha is just a kitten?" Fang Zheng raised his eyebrows, grabbed the black bear's tongue, and pulled it out with force! Fang Zheng may not be as strong as a black bear, but with enough strength, he can still pull out the black bear's tongue. Of course, Fang Zheng is not that cruel, but still...
"Aww..." The black bear felt as if his tongue was about to be pulled out, and painful tears flowed out. However, the tongue was pulled out, and the mouth could not be closed, and it was difficult to scream, making a series of weird sounds.
(End of chapter)