The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 73: Pants! Pants! Pants! [Seeking collection]

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"You are self-aware." Jing Yan sneered.

Fang Zheng frowned and thought to himself: Is this woman sick? He didn't even know this woman, so why did he open his mouth and shut up so sarcastically? Is it awesome not to wear pants

At this moment, Jing Yan was about to enter the temple, and Fang Zheng had an idea and said: "Donor, please stay."

"Little monk, what are you doing?" Jing Yan frowned and looked at Fang Zheng unhappily. I was rejected just now. I went in and was chased out by wolves. This time, everything is fine. Why can’t I go in

Fang Zheng smiled and said: "Donor, the temple is a peaceful place for Buddhism. Please put on pants before entering."

When Jing Yan heard this, she immediately became angry! This damn monk doesn’t know how to open a pot! Like a cat whose tail was stepped on, Jing Yan said angrily: "Little monk, are you sincerely looking for trouble? My skirt was torn off by a wolf, didn't you see?"

"Amitabha, if the donor wants that skirt, the poor monk can bring it to the donor. But the temple is a place of solemn Dharma, and the female donor should not be too exposed when entering." Fang Zheng said.

Jing Yan was so angry that she pulled her leggings and shouted, "Look at it! These are pants! Pants! Pants! Did you see it? These are pants, there is no nudity!"

Click!

Just as she finished speaking, there was a crisp sound, and Jing Yan's pants split...

Fortunately, there were clothes to cover it and no exposure was exposed, but the eyes of the men around him were obviously shining, and everyone obviously understood the meaning of this sound! It's just that no one said it.

Chen Jing regretted it at this time, why did he have to be such a gentleman? If Jing Yan wasn't given any clothes, she might still be able to see something... Just thinking about it makes her blood boil!

Fang Zheng clasped his hands together, looked at Jing Yan with a smile, and said, "Amitabha!"

There is no need to say anything, the meaning is too clear.

Jing Yan's pretty face was extremely red, and she stared at Fang Zheng with big eyes. Fang Zheng smiled and looked at Jing Yan with a warm expression.

Finally, Jing Yan stamped her feet, turned around and shouted to the cameraman: "Why are you so dazed? Why don't you go down the mountain and get me a pair of trousers from the car?"

Only then did the cameraman come to his senses, quickly put down the camera and ran down the mountain. He couldn't afford to offend Jing Yan. He would be foolish not to take advantage of such a good opportunity to please her.

Jing Yan gritted her teeth and glared at Fang Zheng, but she couldn't say anything about entering the temple. She angrily went to find a stone and sat down.

When Fang Zheng saw this, he smiled with satisfaction.

"Little monk, can we go into the temple and take a look? I would like to offer a stick of incense." Cai Fang asked at this time.

Fang Zheng glanced at Cai Fang, who was in his fifties, suspiciously, but still turned sideways and said, "Donor, please..."

Cai Fang took Xiao Luo into the temple, and Wu Changxi quickly got up and went in with a silly smile. Fang Zheng was willing to compete, and he knew the winner or lose. As far as Fang Zheng's words are concerned, he has absolute confidence that he will win!

Chen Jing looked at Cai Fang in the temple, then at Jing Yan who was alone, and decisively came to Jing Yan's side to inquire about her welfare.

Although Jing Yan didn't like Chen Jing, it was always good to have someone by her side in the wilderness, so she always responded to him. Lao Miao stood far away to avoid being scolded for being a light bulb...

at this time…

"Little monk, is this the Bodhi tree?" Cai Fang suddenly exclaimed, attracting everyone's attention.

Fang Zheng clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, the donor has good eyesight and it is the Bodhi tree."

"Impossible? The bodhi tree is a southern tree. How did it come to the north? Moreover, this tree did not freeze to death. It still grows leaves in the winter? Is it a spirit or a hybrid?" Chen Jing stretched his neck and asked He looked inside and muttered.

Jing Yan also had a look of astonishment on her face. She approached the door but did not go in to avoid being told by the dead monk again. She shouted, "It's really a Bodhi tree! This tree... Isn't this too weird?" After saying that, Jing Yan Yan looked at Fang Zheng.

There are black lines all over Fangzheng's forehead. You're saying the tree is weird. What do you think I'm doing? The Sa family is serious!

Cai Fang walked around the Bodhi tree several times and asked Ronaldinho to take many close-ups of the Bodhi tree. This was definitely news. As for how big of a news it was, we would have to go back to find out. But at least I can get a good layout. With this bodhi tree, this trip is not in vain!

Jing Yan rushed over and picked up the camera, but she couldn't go in? Did I stand at the door and take pictures of the head office

Chen Jing and Lao Miao followed...

But Wu Changxi was about to cry. He was the first one to come here. He was looking at Fang Zheng's words last time and actually missed the news! Exclusive news, just give it to others, don't mention how uncomfortable it is. But Wu Changxi is also smart. He immediately takes pictures with his mobile phone, takes various selfies, and then shares them on Weibo and Moments! I didn't get the headlines, and neither can you.

Jing Yan, Cai Fang, and Chen Jing collectively cast murderous glances, but Wu Changxi just pretended not to notice.

"Okay, let's go, worship the Buddha and burn incense sticks." After Cai Fang finished speaking, he took Xiao Luo into the hall. When he looked up, Cai Fang was dumbfounded! Send a child to Guanyin!

Cai Fang finally understood why Fang Zheng looked at him with that look when he was talking about offering incense. He is asking for a child in his fifties? What a mess!

However, Cai Fang had an idea and said: "Xiao Luo, this is the Guanyin that sends children. You can ask for one."

Ronaldinho didn't know what Guanyin meant, so he almost knelt down. When he heard it was Guanyin, he smiled bitterly and said, "Teacher Cai, I don't have a girlfriend yet, why do I ask for a child? I don't have this ability either?"

The two had no choice but to retreat.

Fangzheng stood at the door, lamenting in his heart: "System, when are you going to get me another Buddha or Bodhisattva? How much incense is wasted just by giving away Guanyin?"

"Ding! Donors who work hard to make money and complete tasks will have a chance to get it. Come on."

"Come on, uncle..." Fang Zheng muttered in his heart, if only it were so easy to make money. As for the mission? He had absolutely no hope for the task of making one hundred incense sticks, otherwise he would not have participated in this so-called competition. What is he doing for this, other than to gain fame and earn some incense

At the same time, at the bottom of the mountain, a convoy of vehicles entered Yizhi Village, attracting more villagers to watch. On the street, a man was waving a big broom, half-naked, sweeping away the snow, working enthusiastically. Hearing the sound of the car, he looked up. This person is none other than Song Ergou who mistakenly thought he had killed someone.

It's just that at this moment, Song Ergou's spirit is completely different. He used to be careless, but now he is full of energy, as if he has endless energy.

"Fellow, how to get to Yizhi Temple?" Ouyang Huazai asked as the car window fell.

"You also want to go to Yizhi Temple? Just keep walking along this road. You have too many cars and it's hard to get out if you go in. It's better to park in the village and walk in." Song Ergou said.

"Walking in? How far is that?" A beautiful face popped out of the car window. It was Ouyang Fenghua, Ouyang Huazai's daughter.

(End of chapter)