"How to divide it? Master, we donated it! You are a man of real ability. This temple is too shabby. We donated these five hundred thousand to you to repair the temple. Master, can you give me a card number?" Monkey has Having learned from past mistakes, he immediately interrupted Wu Changxi's words.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he was very happy. If it was divided, he couldn't take it. If you donate it, you can keep it. As for the bank card, he does have one, which can be used.
Fang Zheng said: "Amitabha, I would like to thank the donors."
"Master, look, it's almost noon. Lunch..." The fat man touched his belly and licked his tongue with a smile. The meaning couldn't be clearer, this guy is after Founder Crystal Rice!
Fang Zheng smiled slightly and said calmly: "This temple is a small temple. Regardless of food and accommodation, the donor is mainly hungry, so we should go down the mountain quickly."
The fat man's smile suddenly fell: "Master, can't you give him something to stutter? At least we have filled the water tank."
Fang Zheng shook his head and said: "Water is okay, but food is not. Last time, it was because you were exhausted and didn't eat for a day, so I gave you food to avoid starving and fainting on the mountain. This time, you guys should go down the mountain. If you want to eat in the temple, We’ll come back when this temple is upgraded to a medium-sized temple, that’s enough.”
The fat man was helpless. He looked at the small temple and asked, "Master, when will the temple be upgraded?"
Fang Zheng shook his head slightly: "The upgrade of the temple depends on the incense and the scale. At present, I don't know..."
The monkey patted the fat man on the shoulder and said, "If you want to eat, go back and find a way to help promote the temple."
The fat man thought that this was all he could do. Just as he was about to leave, the fat man suddenly shouted: "Master, why are you not wearing shoes?"
Fang Zheng's moon-white monk's robe was very long, and because of the snow, when he stepped down, his feet fell into the snow. With the monk's robe covering the cover, it was impossible to tell that Fang Zheng was not wearing shoes. What's more, everyone was watching the game before, who would look at Fang Zheng's feet
Hearing the fat man's shout, Monkey and Wu Changxi also looked down. Although they couldn't see the square feet, the footprints were very clear. Without the shoe prints, it would be a complete footprint!
"Master, what...are you practicing?" Monkey asked in shock.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he smiled bitterly in his heart: "What kind of kung fu? He practices poor kung fu! He has no cotton shoes to wear, so he can only rely on the protective power of the moon-white monk's clothes to live barefoot... Although it is still very cold, it will not freeze. . It’s much better than putting on his old shoes, losing the protection of the monk’s robes, and then freezing like a dog.”
However, Fang Zheng said: "Amitabha, this poor monk has great firepower, this little temperature is nothing."
"I know, the young man sleeps on the cold Kang, and it depends on the strength of the fire! Hey! Master, are you dry? How about I help you find a girl to help you vent your anger? I know, it is very uncomfortable to hold this thing in … Hey hey hey…”
Before the fat man finished speaking, Fang Zheng turned around, lifted the fat man's weight of more than 180 kilograms, and threw it along the door. Then he pronounced a Buddha's name: "Amitabha, bang!" The door closed!
The fat man was dumbfounded. The monkey and Wu Changxi who followed him stared at the fat man angrily. The monkey and the fat man were not polite: "You turtle grandson, what did you just say? The master is an eminent monk, and you actually want to introduce a lady to him?" Is your brain showing off?"
The fat man wiped his nose and said without repentance: "I am also thinking about Master... You can't just quit lust, it's not good for your health."
"Not good? See if I don't beat you, get better! It's better this time. I won't be able to enter the temple in the future. Why don't you accompany me to drink water!" The monkey rode on the fat man and beat him violently. The fat man pushed the monkey away, and the wolf cried like a ghost. He ran down the mountain.
A few people made a fuss all the way down the mountain. The monkey slapped his forehead and didn't ask for his bank card number!
However, Monkey is also smart. He immediately found WeChat and searched for nearby people. Sure enough, he found Founder's WeChat account and added him as a friend. Then he stopped transferring money and transferred money directly to WeChat.
But at this moment, Fang Zheng looked depressed.
"System, can't I vent my anger?" Fang Zheng was just the young man when he was very angry. No one said it was okay. How could Fang Zheng not be moved by the fat man's hookup? However, the heart is beating, and as a future master, he still has the basic determination, especially when the system suddenly says: "Beware of impotence." Fang Zheng decisively threw the fat man out...
"Yes!" The system replied with certainty.
Fang Zheng breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile, "How to solve it?"
"Looking for a woman." The system said.
"Really?" Fang Zheng's eyes lit up instantly.
"As long as you are not afraid of impotence for the rest of your life, feel free." The system said.
Fang Zheng was immediately furious: "Can't you finish it in one breath? Will you die if you don't take a breath?"
"No, but communicating with idiots requires skills."
Founder: "#＠￥%#...%&"
Fang Zheng: "There is really no way."
"have."
"Can you be more serious and give me a solution that works?" Fang Zheng was teased by the system and almost lost his temper.
"Reciting Buddhist sutras will naturally lead to a peaceful mind." the system said in a very serious way.
Fang Zheng raised his middle finger and pointed at the sky, shouting: "Uncle!"
Click! Boom boom!
Two thunderbolts landed in front of Fang Zheng, and Fang Zheng said dissatisfied: "My gesture and words were spoken together, should they count as one?"
"I say two, it's just two. If you don't accept it, try scolding me a few more times."
Fang Zheng pointed to the sky and shouted: "Your uncle!"
Click! Another thunderbolt fell in front of him.
Then Fang Zheng flicked his sleeves and left!
"There's still one sentence left." The system reminded.
Fangzheng snorted: "You just let the Sajia curse a few times? Why do the Sajia listen to you?" Another curse? There are only three chances in a day, and the fourth time is going to hit you, and Fang Zheng is not stupid.
Back in the backyard, Fang Zheng took out his phone and flipped through it, only to find that there was an additional friend request. When he saw it was a monkey, he added it casually.
As soon as it was added, the monkey transferred 500,000 yuan! Incidentally: "Master, the bank card is too troublesome, so I transferred it directly via WeChat! How about it, I'm a monkey, but I'm a bull, right? The transfer limit is so domineering, haha..."
However, Fang Zheng didn't read the text at all, but stared straight at the zero behind the half million! One by one, they checked with their fingers: "One, two, three, four, five... Oops, how much did five zeros cost? Count again, one, ten, hundreds, thousands, ten thousand, One hundred thousand... five hundred thousand... hahaha... system, I am finally out of poverty, haha... I will eat crystal rice every time from now on!"
As a result, the system ignored him at all.
After Fang Zheng counted the money, he replied to the monkey: "Amitabha."
(End of chapter)