Fang Zheng is not an idiot and can access the Internet. Recently, when discussing Zheng Re's sub-health issues, he certainly knows that Li Fengxian is talking nonsense and is just pretending to be stupid. He wanted to see what this woman had in mind.
Fang Zheng asked: "Well, I dare to ask the donor, where is my sub-health mainly concentrated? And what should I do?"
"You mainly have strong virtual fire and need to expel the fire." Li Fengxian said seriously, but his eyes were almost on fire.
Fangzheng was stunned, the virtual fire was strong? What's this
Li Fengxian immediately imitated the fortune teller and said like a worldly expert: "Little monk, let me ask you, do you feel hot and uncomfortable in your abdomen when you wake up in the morning?"
Fang Zheng's face turned red and he nodded slightly.
"Hey! This little monk can still blush! Haha... His skin is so white and his redness is like an apple. He is indeed a little virgin." Li Fengxian smiled in her heart. The more she looked at Fangzheng, the more interesting and cute she felt, and she continued to cheat: "That's right. The virtual fire is strong and cannot be vented. It accumulates over time and naturally makes you uncomfortable. Little monk, do you want treatment?"
Fang Zheng was not a fool. Hearing this, he immediately understood! I thought I would meet a female benefactor, but instead I met Lone Wolf’s cousin, a female pervert!
Fang Zheng thought to himself: "Sure enough, beautiful women are unreliable. You will still have to find a girl next door to get married in the future. Be practical..." But he said: "Amitabha, female donor, if you want to offer incense and make a wish, please come in. If so. It’s okay, I won’t accompany you as a poor monk.”
He wants to return to secular life just because he wants to change his lifestyle!
As soon as Fang Zheng left, Li Fengxian felt bad. She was too impatient and scared the young monk away.
But Li Fengxian had an idea and shouted: "Oh, my blood sugar is low, oh, my head feels dizzy, oh..."
Fang Zheng turned around and saw Li Fengxian fainted and lying there motionless.
When Fang Zheng saw this, he sighed and thought to himself: "This female donor doesn't know which tendon is wrong. What kind of housekeeping is this? Which child pretends to be dizzy and secretly scratches it... That little trick is really Do you think the poor monk can’t see it?”
However, Fang Zheng didn't want to mess with Li Fengxian. Firstly, he didn't want to, secondly, he was afraid of karma, thirdly, he was afraid that his evaluation score would be reduced, which would affect his future profits, and fourthly, he was afraid that his return to secular life would be far away. So Fang Zheng raised his legs and left.
Li Fengxian secretly glanced at Fang Zheng and thought to herself: "This stupid monk, even though I'm like this, I don't know how to take the opportunity to hug, kiss, or even touch... The pinhole camera has been adjusted, but it turns out that I was busy in vain. Well, wait a minute, maybe this little monk is testing me. I don’t believe it. With my beauty, I can’t even handle a little monk... "
Li Fengxian was thinking wildly and waited for a long time, but Fang Zheng didn't come out. The mink coat could only protect the upper body, and the lower body felt a little cold lying on the cold ground. As time goes by, it gets colder and colder...
"Humph, you little bald donkey are trying to compete with me for patience, right? I'll just fight you to see if you can't come over and touch me in the end!" Li Fengxian's heart was ruthless, and there was deep stubbornness in her eyes.
At this moment, Fang Zheng was warming himself by the fire in the backyard. From time to time, a lone wolf ran over to report the situation.
"Hey, this woman is really not dizzy. She has to pretend to be dizzy. She is seriously ill. That's all. She likes to lie down, so let her lie down. You go and watch. If she can't stand it anymore, leave. You tell me." After Fang Zheng finished speaking, the lone wolf swung his tail and went out. Fang Zheng added: "If you freeze, let me know."
As time passed by, Li Fengxian's gums trembled wildly due to the cold, and it seemed that she couldn't stand it anymore and was about to get up.
As a result, a burst of footsteps came, and Li Fengxian's heart moved: "Here he comes! Haha... Sure enough, that little monk can't survive me. Humph, let's see if you can hug me this time! As long as you dare to hug me, I will go up. , after a few shots, hum... Mission accomplished, take the money and leave! Stinky monk, have fun by yourself! Hey, why are the footsteps in the wrong direction? There are still a lot of them... "
"Fangzheng, what's going on? Who fainted?" Song Ergou's voice came from outside the gate, and then Song Ergou and Yang Hua ran in.
When Li Fengxian heard this, he immediately became anxious and cursed in his heart: "Damn monk, you haven't been here for so long. It turned out that you called someone! No more, I can't wait any longer, get up quickly! Oops... my feet are numb... "
When Li Fengxian moved, her legs were sore and numb, and her whole body felt weak. She couldn't get up. She opened her eyes and saw Fang Zheng walking slowly in white clothes. He clasped his hands to Song Ergou and Yang Hua and said, "Amitabha, two donors, this A female donor fainted for some unknown reason. I asked two of you to help get her down the mountain for treatment."
"Hey, Fang Zheng, don't do this, it's giving me goosebumps." Yang Hua said with a bitter smile.
Song Ergou quit: "What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Fang Zheng is the abbot now, so of course he has to speak differently. I think this is good... Besides, Fang Zheng has won that large group of literati. Is it normal for people to speak politely?"
Fang Zheng had finally helped him change his face and become a new person. Song Ergou was now living an extremely nourishing life, feeling more comfortable than he had in the first half of his life. The feeling of being praised by everyone was like being a hero. Naturally, he was extremely grateful to Fang Zheng and spoke to Fang Zheng everywhere.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he smiled slightly and said, "It doesn't matter, but let's save people first. Look, she can't even get up."
Yang Hua saw that it was indeed the case, and quickly called Song Ergou. The two spread out the sheets they had brought, and went down the mountain with Li Fengxian shouting: "I'm fine, let me down."
Fang Zheng looked at the backs of several people, clasped his hands, smiled slightly at Li Fengxian, and proclaimed the Buddha's name: "Amitabha!"
Li Fengxian gritted her teeth and stared at Fang Zheng. She knew that the monk must have seen something and deliberately pushed her down the mountain! He gritted his teeth angrily, but there was nothing he could do. Now was not the time to break up with Fang Zheng. But in this first game, she was defeated and could only think of other ways. As for now, just stay in peace. She is indeed freezing, and her toes are numb and unconscious from the cold. It's better to go down the mountain to warm up.
After sending Li Fengxian away, Fang Zheng frowned. He didn't think this was a coincidence. This Li Fengxian doesn't look like she's here to worship the Buddha, but rather like she's here to molest him. But what's the use of molesting him? It seems that only Fangzheng is benefiting...
After much thought, Fang Zheng couldn't think of anything, so he simply gave up. As long as he kept his Buddha mind, he wouldn't be afraid of any monsters or monsters! If you are upright, you are not afraid of slanted shadows!
PS: Well, there are friends who are waiting for updates in the middle of the night, so I might as well post another chapter. We can't keep everyone waiting in vain.
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