Wow, the salted fish emerged from the water and said angrily: "What are you doing? Are you going to let the fish sleep?"
"Don't sleep, I have something to do with you. Jing Xin, come here too." Fang Zheng said very formally, waving his hand, Hong Hai'er and Xianyu looked at each other. They both saw the solemn look in Fang Zheng's eyes and knew that this This time it was not a joke, so I didn’t dare to talk nonsense and quickly followed him.
The lone wolf, squirrel, and monkey came together and looked at each other, not knowing what kind of medicine Fangzheng was selling in the gourd.
Lone Wolf said: "Master, what is this going to do? Why didn't you call us?"
Squirrel said angrily: "Yes, yes! If it weren't for the bean bags you brought back, I would be angry."
The monkey clasped his hands together and said: "Amitabha, just listen to Master. I went to the Buddhist hall. There is too much fragrance today..."
Fang Zheng left the temple with Hong Boy and Xianyu and found a place far away. After making sure that Lone Wolf and the others were not following him, he told Hong Boy and Xianyu about the situation of Lone Wolf, Monkey and Squirrel. , and then asked: "One of you is the Demon King and the Queen of Demons. The other is a salted fish who has been listening to the Buddha for countless years. You are well-informed in your world. Do you have any way to cure this kind of ailment?" ?”
After hearing this, both Honghai'er and Xianyu understood the importance of the matter. It was no wonder that the master, who had never been very serious, suddenly became serious.
The two of them didn't dare to fight anymore. Honghai'er touched his chin and said: "Master, you said this is a minor illness? It seems that you really know nothing about the soul and the body. I once heard someone say that the soul is sick. It’s not difficult to cure, it’s not difficult to treat a broken body, but when there’s a problem with the connection between the soul and the body, it’s a serious illness!”
When Fang Zheng heard this, his heart tightened and he asked, "Just tell me, can it be cured?"
Hong Hai'er smiled bitterly and said: "Master, if we were in the Earthly Immortal Realm, I would still have some methods. But here, my methods cannot be used at all. Don't ask first. I know what you want to ask. First of all, what I want is jade. , real jade, jade that contains the essence of heaven and earth. Not the kind of beautiful stones you sell on the market here.
Use jade and a variety of genius treasures to form an array to protect the soul and body. Then give them some precious medicine. I dare not say that the medicine will cure the disease, but at least it will cure them quickly. But these things don’t exist on earth, so there’s nothing I can do about it. After all, I have never studied medicine..."
Fang Zheng nodded. He also listened to Hong Boy's talk about her past. His miserable child was really being left alone. The Bull Demon King is different from the older generation on earth. He does not favor boys over girls. On the contrary, the Bull Demon King seems more like today's young people and likes his daughter more.
Honghaier told a story that he actually had a sister. She was older than him, and more naughty than him. She threw the Bull Demon King's precious treasure, but the Bull Demon King just laughed and let it go.
But when you get to Honghai'er, if you eat milk or cry twice, you will be scolded for half an hour...
Later, the Bull Demon King refused to marry off his daughter, and the daughter was unwilling to get married, so she just stayed at home, which was considered a standard way of eating her old age. But the Bull Demon King was enjoying himself all day long...
But when he arrived at Red Boy's place, when he could crawl, he was stuffed with a stick by the Bull Demon King and thrown out of the cave. He chased wolves and dogs. The euphemistic name was to train for hunting in advance and become self-reliant as soon as possible!
Sure enough, when Red Boy was able to leave, this guy was given a red tassel gun and officially left to start his own business and live on his own.
Fang Zheng even thought about it more than once, whether Hong Hai'er's Samadhi True Fire came from practice or from anger. Fortunately, he has a good old lady who loves him very much, takes care of him, and stuffs him with all kinds of beauties, talents, and treasures, so that he doesn't become a real wandering child.
And Princess Iron Fan herself is not good at curing diseases, so Hong Hai'er, a child who has been wild since childhood, can come up with this treatment method, which is already considered good. Therefore, Fang Zheng expressed his understanding and set his sights on Xianyu.
Xianyu sat on the ground, holding his chin with his fins, and said seriously: "Old ancestor, I have been thinking about it for a long time..."
"Then what?" Fang Zheng asked.
Xianyu glanced at Fang Zheng and said with great solemnity: "Finally, I found a saying about the Buddha in the memory of countless years! At that time, an Arhat said about the method of treating this disease, and what Jingxin said almost."
"What did Buddha say?" Fang Zheng was excited. For someone as awesome as Buddha, he must have a better way!
Xianyu imitated the Buddha and said, "Amitabha, Arhat, you are right!"
When Fang Zheng heard this, he immediately had the urge to kill this dead fish. Wouldn't saying it be the same as not saying it? But Fang Zheng still doesn't give up. The value of the salted fish hasn't been exhausted yet. It's a little early to beat him at this time, so bear with it!
So Fang Zheng tried his best to maintain a charming smile and asked: "Didn't the Buddha say any other methods?"
Xianyu looked at Fang Zheng seriously and said, "I told you!"
"What did he say?" Red Boy was also anxious. The lone wolf, monkey, and squirrel had long become his family, and he was also worried about the health of these little guys.
Xianyu looked at the two of them very seriously and said word by word: "I felt it was boring at the time, so I fell asleep."
Asleep... Asleep? Fell asleep!
Fang Zheng and Hong Hai'er kept repeating this sentence in their minds. This dead fish actually fell asleep at this time! The two looked at each other...
The next moment, a salted fish flew high into the sky!
"Ah! You've gone too far!" Salted Fish flew away, and Red Boy over there did a roundhouse kick, and I kicked him!
Xianyu flew back and cursed at the same time: "It's boring, why don't you just let me sleep! Why don't you just take a nap..."
"Amitabha, look at the poor monk's big slap!" Fang Zheng took a big slap and slapped him!
Snapped!
"Ah!" Xianyu flew over again.
Hearing Xianyu's screams, the lone wolf, monkey, and squirrel also ran out to check the situation. When they saw the salted fish flying in the sky, constantly spinning and drawing arcs in the air, the three little guys shook their heads helplessly.
Lone Wolf said: "It turns out that Master's hand was itchy and he went to play with the salted fish."
"Standard exercise at Yizhi Temple, eat, sleep and catch salted fish." Monkey muttered.
The squirrel clicked its lips and said a little unbearably: "But, isn't this a bit too cruel?"
At this moment, Salted Fish flew across the sky and happened to see the bean bag in the squirrel's hand. The dead fish immediately shouted: "Little Fatty, leave one for me! When I have finished flying, ancestor, come over and eat!"
As soon as Squirrel heard the words "Little Fatty", his forehead was suddenly filled with black lines. He stuffed the bean bag in his hand into his mouth, ate it, and at the same time climbed up the wall, waved his little paws, and shouted: "Good fight! Come on! Master, you can hit higher! Fourth junior brother, do a roundhouse kick... "
(End of chapter)